- Man: once upon a time... There was a lonely king.
- He spent many days and many nights wandering, searching,
- Looking for that one special someone.
- That one... Perfect woman who would be his queen.
- And the lonely king searched far and wide
- Looking for this woman who would be his queen.
- And he'd almost given up hope of ever finding her
- When he came upon this small tavern... With a simple country barmaid.
- Now, when she looked at the lonely king
- so he waited until she was alone,
- Watching from afar Because he was afraid to speak to her.
- And then one day... Her carriage wouldn't start.
- And the king thought... This is fate.
- And so he rode down to rescue her.
- And she said to him... "Must be the rain".
- Man: Pop the hood.
- Jody: did he rescue her, daddy?
- Was she the one?
- Man: Well, the king thought so.
- Try it now!
- So they rode off into the night together.
- Jody: And they lived happily ever after?
- Man: Well, no, sweet pea.
- She wasn't the one.
- But don't worry.
- The king's never gonna stop looking.
- Jody: But what if he never finds a queen?
- Man: Well, then he'll just... He'll just go to a better place.
- Good night, princess.
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