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Posted by Anonymous on Sun 16th Oct 2016 09:33
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  1. Man: once upon a time... There was a lonely king.
  2. He spent many days and many nights wandering, searching,
  3. Looking for that one special someone.
  4. That one... Perfect woman who would be his queen.
  5. And the lonely king searched far and wide
  6. Looking for this woman who would be his queen.
  7. And he'd almost given up hope of ever finding her
  8. When he came upon this small tavern... With a simple country barmaid.
  9. Now, when she looked at the lonely king
  10. so he waited until she was alone,
  11. Watching from afar Because he was afraid to speak to her.
  12. And then one day... Her carriage wouldn't start.
  13. And the king thought... This is fate.
  14. And so he rode down to rescue her.
  15. And she said to him... "Must be the rain".
  16. Man: Pop the hood.
  17.  
  18. Jody: did he rescue her, daddy?
  19. Was she the one?
  20.  
  21. Man: Well, the king thought so.
  22. Try it now!
  23.  
  24. So they rode off into the night together.
  25.  
  26. Jody: And they lived happily ever after?
  27.  
  28. Man: Well, no, sweet pea.
  29. She wasn't the one.
  30. But don't worry.
  31. The king's never gonna stop looking.
  32.  
  33. Jody: But what if he never finds a queen?
  34.  
  35. Man: Well, then he'll just... He'll just go to a better place.
  36. Good night, princess.

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