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  1. "And you do realize that initiating communication with a person after they finished speaking only leads to a response right? You would have easily gotten your wish if you had kept your mouth shut instead of voicing your need to exclaim "no fun except what I approve""
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  4. "sudoku?...THIS SUICIDE THING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SUDOKU!!!"
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  7. "WHY DON'T YOU DRAW ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR GOD FORSAKEN LIFE MOKIE. PICK UP A PENCIL AND DRAW ME A LOVING PORTRAIT OF MY BIG SMELLY ASS. YOU HAVE TRULY PUSHED ME TO MY LIMIT THIS TIME YOU CREATURE I AM WILD & DANGEROUS "
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  10. "THERE’S A VIRUS OUT THERE, DON’T CLICK IN THE BOXES
  11. DON’T GO TO THEIR BLOGS.
  12. IF THIS APPEARS, CLOSE ALL
  13. AND GO MANUALLY SCAN YOUR PC."
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  16. <skeet>also youi're a fag
  17. <skeet>and stupid hippy
  18. <skeet>peice of shit fransiscian
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  21. <sofia>blenders cant grab
  22. <sofia>nor can you with simple concepts
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  25. "YOU DON'T THINK OT HAS CYBER BULLIED ME COUNTLESS TIMES AND MADE ME CUT MYSELF A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT WORSE THAN BUNNY?
  26. I AM SITTING HERE CRYING AND WANTING TO CUT MYSELF OVER AND OVER AND OVER BECAUSE IT HURTS AND I WANT IT TO STOP
  27. YES I MADE A MISTAKE A LONG TIME AGO. YES I HAVE MADE MORE MISTAKES AND YES I WILL MAKE MORE.
  28. I STILL DO NOT DESERVE ANY OF THIS. I AM ONLY HUMAN."
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  32. "I’m really fucking offended you just suggested I draw something I don’t know or care about without any payment."
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  36. "I SWEAR TO GOD FINE ILL FUCKING DRAW MOKIE OMFG JSUT STOP FUCKING MESSAGING ME TO THIS IS MY NOST FREQUUAUNAT ASKED FUCKING QUESTION OMFG IDK WHO THE FUCK MOKIE IS BUT WHATEVER OK WHATEVER HAVE MOKIE HAVE THIS FUCKING GIANT TITTY HOMESTUCK BTICH HAVE THIS MOTHER FUCKER THIS FUCKING BITCH MOKIE"
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  39. "god you are fucking insane"
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  42.  
  43. "you try to bother people. you treat everyone like shit for no actual reason. you repeat the same stupid shit over and over and it's not constructive or necessary in any way.
  44. you're funny for a while. but it gets boring."
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  48. "doc you are the worst person on earth"
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  51. "every day i want to beat you up more and more doc"
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  54. "i bet doc eats ass she that type of freak. they only come once in a blue moon"
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  57. oriasa: YOU TAKE CHILD VIRGINITIES
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  61. "THAT’S IT. THAT IS IT. I GET IT. YOU’RE A TROLL. THAT’S REALLY FUCKING FUNNY. HERE’S WHERE IT’S NOT FUNNY THOUGH: YOU HAVE MADE ARTISTS WHO ARE INEXPERIENCED OR ACTUALLY HAVE NO IDEA THAT YOU’RE A TROLL WASTE THEIR TIME ON A DRAWING OF A FUCKING HOMESTUCK CHARACTER THAT DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PROBABLY SIT AROUND LAUGHING YOUR ASSES OFF ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO BUY YOUR BULLSHIT AND TALK ABOUT HOW CLEVER YOU ARE AND HOW STUPID EVERYONE IS FOR BELIEVING YOU. YOU. ARE. HARMFUL. YOU ARE HARMFUL BECAUSE SOME OF THESE YOUNG ARTISTS HAVE PROBABLY WAITED AND WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO SEND THEM A REQUEST TO DRAW, BECAUSE AS AN ARTIST WHEN YOU RECEIVE A REQUEST IT MAKES YOU FEEL VALIDATED. IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE PEOPLE APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO, AND IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOUR WORK.
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  63. BUT YOU. YOU LITTLE SHIT. YOU JUST THINK IT’S A-OKAY TO FUCKING WALTZ AROUND TELLING PEOPLE TO DRAW MOKIE, AND I BET YOU ARE SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH YOURSELF WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO IT. IT’S NOT FUNNY. IT’S NOT CUTE. IT’S NOT HARMLESS. YOU ARE OBJECTIFYING THESE ARTISTS WHO DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER. BUT HEY, IT’S ALL JUST SOME BIG FUCKING GAME TO YOU, ISN’T IT?"
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  66. <Emyylii>just whenever I read one of your rants I feel violated
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  69. "gonna have a degree in networking in two years then move to sweden while you're still masturbating violently and showing your tits to neckbeards on the internet"
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  73. "you are literally a mobile piece of shit oh my god"
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  77. "Thank you for this email address.   The properties of this will help the police in addition to the subpoena that will be served to the phone providers to obtain your info."
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  81. "Okay, to begin, I have NEVER done this before and probably will never do it again if there is no cause to.
  82. This pathetic piece of shit on Facebook thinks it is OKAY to make fun of something so violent and so fucking life destroying and traumatizing.
  83. THIS IS NOT OKAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND. IT NEVER WAS AND IT NEVER FUCKING WILL BE. "
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  86. "I am horrified. Just horrified. I am literally shaking and about to throw-up. I feel HORRIBLY violated. Like I've been raped, even."
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  90. "i had enough listening to u criticize every cover song i bet ur just a fucking creepy metal geek analazing everyone elses work cause ur not gd enough to do it urself. i dnt usually critizise ppls videos but iam bored at work and u pissed me off!"
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  93. <~MrsTicklesTheAssholePunisher> it's like the psycho bitch left the chat :D
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  98. "All these scum people I’ve seen the past few days have gone on my list of people I will have killed one day. I will get the money to have them assassinated, I swear to god. Scum like that doesn’t deserve to live, I don’t give a flying fuck what they’ve gone through themselves. I will fucking kill them all. "
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  102. "THA FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??? DID YOU JUST FUCKING WAKE UP ONE DAY AND SAY 'HEY, I WONDER WHAT I CAN STICK INSIDE MY OWN DICK?' YOU ARE SICK BOY AND YOU NEED HELP. THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. YOU NEED JESUS IN YOUR LIFE OR SOMETHING. THIS IS THE SICKEST SHIT I EVER SAW."
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  106. "i dont live near an underground so your still doing well here. and actually they are currently on the way to my house i phone them an hour ago, even if you delete your messages they will see as im using my mac and that keeps things encrypted into it"
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  109. <Megan>hnp likes to pick at what people do for her own amusement because she has no other way to entertain herself and eventually she moves away from the topic she was talking about because she's either been beaten or because too many people disagree with her.
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  112. "ATTENTION EVERYONE: IF YOU GET A VIDEO SUBMITTED INTO YOUR INBOX REGARDING CISPA DO NOT WATCH IT. YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING."
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  117. "First of all, I would like to assure you I haven't played runescape in actuality since 8th grade. And I haven't been an Xbox Live subscriber for ovre a year. However, I will admit that I am a dumb ass for downloading backdoored cracked software. I admit I'm not very intelligent for using simple universal passwords (the one I've used since I was 9). I admit hat I'm not a (good) programmer, but I am a web developer/designer and a networking enthusiast and I can assure you I won't be tripping over any ethernet cables anytime soon.. I am a Cisco Certified Computer Technician. I'm knowledgeable in HTML/PHP/SQL/Java, and I'm a small business owner.
  118. Certifications:
  119. -Microsoft Windows XP Desktop Administration (Brainbench.com)
  120. -Master crtification in Typing Speed and Accuracy (115WPM) (Brainbench.com)
  121. -Master certification in Internet Security (Brainbench.com)
  122. -Cisco Certificate, I.T. Essentials I: PC Hardware and Software
  123. -Cisco Certificate, I.T. Essentials III: Network Operating Systems  
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  125. I don't know if this is enough evidence to prove that I'm not a 12 year old "skiddie" like most of the other tools on hackforums, but now, I have a "modest request" for you kind sir. I would like to formally and respectfully ask that the post be removed. I have been ridiculed by many over skype and hackforums. I have been made an example of.. your point has been made.
  126. Thank you for making me  realize how many mistakes I made along the way and how lax I was in all ascpects of security. I truly do thank you for that wake-up call."
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  129. <megan>happy birthday you fucking low-life degenerate
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  132. <Akane> No.
  133. <Akane> Puny form of matter.
  134. <Akane> You are nothing but a lowly poop.
  135. <Akane> That of which existence is often neglected by the society.
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  138. You have been banned by drvagax.
  139.  Reason: Common asshole.
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  142. "So I went to this "honeynutpenis" person's blog.It’s been shut down. I get the “NOT FOUND” page anytime I try to go to it. So once those disturbing images die down, they’ll be gone."
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  144. "So apparently they posted a kitten being burned alive. DON'T FUCKING LOOK I KNOW YOUR CURIOUS TENDENCIES ARE JUST NIPPING AT YOUR HIDE BUT THIS SHIT IS SAID TO BE REALLY SICK.  Who the FUCK would burn a kitten? That’s a LIFE you just- you know what?fuck it. I’m logging off. ‘til tomorrow guys."
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  147. GOLD: Frank648: I hate you rainrain and I hate you honey nut penis!
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  149. "HEADS UP a tumblr user by the name poopy-pooperson is posting gifs meant to purposely trigger epilepsy in tags like “homestuck” and “otherkin” so it’d be great if you block them, then click the button to report them for harassment."
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  153. "You have caused yourself enough disgrace that you don’t need my help in that area. I present you to the world as you are, for it is impossible for me to make you look any more vile than that."
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  158. "This warning has already taken various forms thanks to some very kind bloggers, but here it is again just to make sure we’ve got all the details down:
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  160. The current url mistagging dangerous posts as epilepsy:
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  162. poopy-pooperson
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  164. However, please do not go to this person’s page. It is set up so that a huge stream of noisy pop-ups will fill the screen. This will prevent you from accessing parts of the page, will possibly damage your computer, and will just simply be a pain in the ass.
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  166. You can still report them by
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  168.     Visiting your following list
  169.     Visiting the link on the right to your blocked users list
  170.     Pasting their username into the box
  171.     From there you can report them, if you like
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  173. Although it is a bit offtopic, I would like to mention my personal stake in this matter. After we set up our usual blind siren warning and sent them a message politely requesting that they retag their posts, they refused to. They then sent both of us rude messages revealing the extent of their own idiocy.
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  175.  That kind of stuff we’re used to, in all honesty. What makes this case especially unique is that they told one of us to kill ourselves.
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  177. So if you had even the slightest hope that this blogger is worth your empathy, please find your nearest waste receptacle and kindly flush it.
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  179. Thank you and safe travels! UuU"
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  183. "ok so i might need to make a complicated blind siren warning
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  185. one that details just all the shit this person has done (including harassing people who politely ask them to retag and telling my friends to kill themselves), and how to get past their shitty little security system"
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  189. "I went to the douchebag's blog. Got a shit ton of pop ups, a script tried to access my e-mail, and had a random guy screaming something about looking at gay porn. :/ So yeah, really do not go to this guys blog. It'll seriously muck your stuff up."
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  192. "You're welcome. I'd be non-anon but I feel ridiculously stupid for activating the script in the first place. Curiosity killed the cat."
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  196. "Oh and love.ly, apparently that script that does that will activate every time you visit his page after you hit it. I also heard the start of someone yelling so I think there's some advanced form which probably does something that flashes and screams too that my computer just blocks. Including the fact they have malicious hacks running on their blog is pretty much a blog's death sentence so that should be included in all harassment reports."
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  200. "Also if anyone checks out that asshole's blog out of curiosity don't click the top bar. It opens up infinity e-mails to some adress along the lines of "bigniggerdick". I had to force shut down my entire laptop to stop it, quitting the program doesn't even stop it."
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  203. "Seriously though. This is fucking ridiculous.
  204. I can take the mockery and the trolls. To be honest, they’re really more something to roll your eyes at than get upset over. Yeah, there are times when they take up most of the tag, but the fuck ever. Who cares? Literally every different aspect of life gets mocked by one group or another. Not much can be done there.
  205. It’s when you start posting things that can do serious harm to another individual that it’s not something that can be ignored. When you post things in a highly sensitive area for the sole purpose of getting them triggered, you are no longer displaying acceptable behavior. Epileptic seizures are dangerous; I almost lost my mother when I was ten because of it. How are we a danger to you to the point where you think it’s okay to start doing things that could end in death? Or at the very least, hospitalization. Maybe even brain damage.
  206. Grow the fuck up. I know that’s a line used on us most of the time, but HEY! We aren’t posting deadly triggers all over the god damn place."
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  209. "Ironically, the person sending me those things wasn’t Vinnie or Tsukie ( I think )
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  211. and thankfully I’ve got Avast! so whatever virus was on their page was blocked.
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  213. It yelled ” Hey everyone! I’m looking at gay porno!”
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  215. which isn’t that far from the truth considering."
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  219. "(( Because I’ve got asshats attempting to send me things to give my computer viruses on both my main and this. I thankfully have Avast which blocks them beautifully, but I’m not taking any chances. ))"
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  222. "Something crazy weird is going on with my blog."
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  225. "Your words might just push someone off the edge. Try to think before you say anything asshole. You don't know what's happening behind the screen. Jesus"
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  229. "BLOCK THIS USER!
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  231. scat-shittenstein
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  233. They recently made a post about their new “epilepsy awareness blog”. Don’t click the link! It is a page with bright, neon, flashing lights and loud music. They disguised the link to say “what to do when someone has a seizure” and tagged it as “epilepsy” and “epilepsy awareness”. Don’t click the link, block the user, and stay safe!
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  235. Report the user if you can access the blog without having a seizure, please! I recognize this person. They’ve done this same thing before. Only I’m not sure if it’s worse or not this time."
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  239. "i never fucking cared about this whole “OH HE LOVES ME MORE” thing i just think its incredibly fucking juvenile. i know you dont like me but do you really have to pick a stupid fight with me and find my reaction humorous?
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  241. and do you have to bring it to my fucking tumblr? i blocked you on facebook for a good fucking reason, and thats to make you stop fucking bothering me, because youre a stupid bitch. cant i just be friends with him without your stupid input?"
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  245. "There’s a guy named awwvsfunhouse who’s been posting epileptic content all over the place. Do not go to his blog- it’s contaminated with malicious software and viruses and junk. It will also put you in the hospital."
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  248. "Wow.
  249. Fuck you.
  250. Just.
  251. Fuck you.
  252. That just hurt me so much.
  253. Think about what you say before you actually say it.
  254. I like my art. I honestly think my art should be posted and not just laying there.
  255. Go fuck yourself, you little faggot."
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  258. "Well considering he linked Encyclopedia Dramatica, he's obviously a 4chan troll. So he's probably doing this for the lols and antyime someone rages he gets even more lols from it"
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  262. "I will hack your ass and delete everything that you love. I'm not in the mood for jokes right now you stupid ass dumb fucking troll ass motherfucker, so fuck off."
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  265. "And I have no clue how to put my laptop into moniter fuck spelling that word right. Poopy Pooperson Im about to flood your harddrive with trojans and you'd better hope i calm down before I activate them. "
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  268. "isn't it funny how you get your laughs from the most dire and upsetting situations, honeynutpenis?"
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  271. "LOL NICE TRY W YR MALWARE. damn we are getting famous, where are all these obsessive assholes coming from"
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  274. "Shut up harriet Harriet said she eats compost with her cunt that disgustung"
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  278. "your BIOS controls the voltage going to your heatsink, ill just send it to all 3 IPs i got"
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  282. "You live only to pull stupid lulzy tricks and mind games on others... then when you find that it doesn't work out for you, you're left looking even stupider than you normally look, (And that is DEFINITELY saying something considering how stupid your normally look to begin with)."

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