creepy
Posted by Admin on Mon 6th Sep 2010 21:03
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ok, 1stly his name is craig, secondly, his facebook profile picture is of him with a moheccan

ok

their once was a boy i used to know
he was overly awesome with his hair in that mo'
untill one day he asked me to dance
i got so nervous, i peed in my pants
'oh great' i cryed 'how could this be'
'does craig really mean that much to me'
but criag began to laugh, i wasnt pleased
so i pulled down his trousers, wow, oh jeez!

his cock was so big, 12 people died
then the girl of his dreams walked inside
saw the giant cock and looked in his eyes
'u better put that away before someone else dies'
so grabbed his hand and pulled him upstairs
yet people where in that room, but not craig nor she cared
they fucked all night untill she begged to stop
she turned around and put on her top

she walked out, back down the stairs
it was a bit obvious, his jeans were all tared
'dont go' he begged, but to his dismay
she had gone, forever, not been seen since that day
so thats the story of soemone i knew
he ignored my advice ad didnt survive through
and this is why u never date
someone with a name other than kate