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Posted by Anonymous on Thu 27th Oct 2011 07:57
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  1. By far the worst tagline on a resume I've ever seen:
  2. "If you hire me, you get 100% of my innovation, creativity, loyalty, and work ethic. I'm highly competitive, resourceful, funny, awesome, kind, sincere, and really young looking for my age. I'm exactly what you're looking for, but... can you afford me? I think you can... come on, make an offer, let's see what happens."

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