<MadHatter> I did have one bad thing happen to me though <Coka> What is it? <MadHatter> I was going to have sex with my girlfriend but when I went to insert I accidentally overwrote EIP and she core dumped on my bed <MadHatter> :s

* MMDE slaps TorrentialStorm around a bit with his larger penis * TorrentialStorm gets out a magnifying glass <TorrentialStorm> i can't see anything :|

<JME> NO the emo was cute thats why i looked back <JME> i shoudl have trune daround and went back to him and had sponteaneous ghey buttsecks in the middle of teh street <JME> k he was hawt k

<zepski> smoke some crack <travalla> crack sucks <travalla> smoke irc

<Knoeki> of course this is gay <Knoeki> I created it <Knoeki> everything I create is gay.

* travalla bites gtn97232 * travalla catches gay disease <travalla> ewww i like girls now <travalla> :s <gtn97232> then you're straight :P <travalla> no im gay now

<Phoenix_UK> Harry fails <Harry> yes

<travalla> oh man im retarded

<Alex> oh <Alex> i shitted my pants <Alex> fuck

<Knoeki> I am sorry I have to say this <Knoeki> but that's a damn long turd.

<TorrentialStorm> i used to have a black friend <TorrentialStorm> but we had to sell him

<slew> i've got this image of TorrentialStorm as the hungry puppy that contracted cancer and has just been shot in both his back paws

<Tofer> bacon is like sex you can eat

<Dorai> im a douche

<TorrentialStorm> die Harry <Harry> nou <TorrentialStorm> sudo die Harry <TorrentialStorm> why won't you die :(

<TorrentialStorm> RL needs a censor <TorrentialStorm> at tesco i saw 4 things i found offensive <TorrentialStorm> 3 niggers and a fat fuck

<KenHirai> everyone would be emo if they went to san diego the whole day with their mentally challenged cousin

<pronto> you can paint two cocks fighting :D <Noxia> thats what i photographed, goes with the assignment, and what ive already started painting

<z0TK> today i saw a sign that said "INCEST HAPPENS" and it had 3 children on it with look listen report. i lol'd and my mum thought i was weird

* Sarah_Palin tickles ttangx and sex hai <Sarah_Palin> errr sez*

* travalla gets sticky * slew rolls travalla in fur * slew puts on bunny ears

<KenHirai> i mean if its a potato.. i can like crouch down and shove it in

<travalla> Does my garage have a sign that reads dead nigger storage? <TorrentialStorm> no travalla, you don't need a sign

* slew sticky tapes TorrentialStorm to the bed <TorrentialStorm> your obsession with sticky tape is getting unhealthy <slew> prolly, meh

<Wintermute> And sorry for my typo's there. One of my hands is... erm... not fit for keyboard use right now... <TorrentialStorm> if you're going to have a wank, do it without talking to us while you're doing it <Wintermute> Oh, i finished my wank, i am just too lazy to go clean my hand <Wintermute> The tissue broke...

<travalla> I'm normal <slew> travalla is as normal as a flying pig orbiting a moon made of soup

<travalla> JME, is it that time of the month for you <travalla> ??? <travalla> XD <JME> stfu travalla <JME> i will kill you

<marlowe> the rich need money <marlowe> I often give a rich person in the street my money just to help them get by

<TorrentialStorm> Lord_Vader: i try to stay away from niggers, you can't breathe around them

<marlowe> my hand hurts :( <TorrentialStorm> masturbation injury

<ttangx> one <ttangx> two * TorrentialStorm sets mode: +b *!*@P2PNET-CA6A0CFE.hsd1.mi.comcast.net * ttangx was kicked by TorrentialStorm (three)

<knoeki> I'm pathetic... spelling qwerty wrong.. :/

<slew> this email address i really like but its collecting spam faster than travalla collects guys

<spoolsv> god, i cant wait to get older <spoolsv> chicks love older guys <slew> you should turn gay and black too, i heard they love them too

<marlowe> there are black people in alaska until it snows

<wikked> i downloaded some porn once <wikked> but then i felt bad

<Rickmasta> I can't watch the same porn twice. <wikked> that's like saying "I can't have sex with my girlfriend more than once"

<Rickmasta> knoeki <Rickmasta> pass me your load

<pronto> i bought a dildo :D <pronto> its pink :o <Meow> pronto, not a prostate stimulator? <pronto> those are to small :o

<&slew> !g how to avoid Meow's failness <&Amy> Did you mean: how to avoid Meow's fairness ?

<Knoeki> if my stepdad would come in with a vibrator asking for batteries, I would tell him to buy his own and ask if the vibrator is any decent so that I can maybe get one for myself.

<~binarybandit> August. <~Knoeki> he is a girl <~Knoeki> hardcore <~Knoeki> and I fuck her <~Knoeki> every week. <~Knoeki> yo. < quickfive> i dont think HE can be a girl < quickfive> if he is a he < quickfive> then he is a boy <~Knoeki> haha <~Knoeki> shit

[Kiwi] Fap [Kiwi] Fap [Kiwi] Fap *Kiwi was kicked from the chat room by Commondore64 (Stop flooding!) [Raikia] Haha, Kiwi got kicked for fapping!

<xxlginger> fucking family <slew> you get to fuck your family? <xxlginger> slew oh yes i love to stick my cock up my mum

<pronto> I GOT A BOX OF DILDOS AND VIBRATORS

<%Harry> wow, windows fails, im on a 32 bit windows, and it is trying to install .NET framweork updates for x86

<wuntonrmoot> Raikia ish meeny poo face  <~Raikia> im a poo face? :'( <~Raikia> i prefer shitface...one word <~Raikia> so it kinda looks like "scarface" if you are high enough

<slew> <mkultra> the bitches call me "mega cocks" <- cause you can fit that much into yourself? O.o

<Harry> liesss <Jamie> U ARE THE LIAR HERE <Harry> ^ <Jamie> HA <Jamie> YOU AGREED

<Ruslan> Ducks have no teeth whatsoever, so you must have a marshmellow dick or sumtin <pronto> this one had teeth <pronto> next to nuclear power plant >.> <Ruslan> lmao <pronto> yeah man <pronto> it was epic <pronto> it had boobies to <pronto> maybe it was a midget dressed as aduck :O <pronto> that would explaine a lot <pronto> o.o <Ruslan> lmao

<pronto> i am wearing a pink dress

* ub0r floats into the cyborg filled rectum of the goatse

* %travalla is constantly lubed

<@slew> Dear John where do babies come from? <@slew> when people have sex, God cries. his tears fall to the ground and water the ashes of the dead. the tears and the ashes mix and form a soul who lives in the ground. when a girl wearing a short skirt comes by, the soul sees its chance to be born and enters her womb. that's why girls who dress slutty always get pregnant.

<@slew> so all he heard was "screech screech screech screech....crack....crap....screech screech screech crack....fuck....screech" | <CrazyMcCool> Slew. | <CrazyMcCool> I think I love you | <CrazyMcCool> SEX?!

* Commodore64 puts his little jack tramiel in frostbite's mouth

<Giant> cant we just not talk about sex.. i feel so alone * Giant cuddles computer

<Knoeki> one time this woman in the bus told me I was a creepy little man

<Tupac> What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? <Tupac> A boy scout comes back from camp

<slew> do you want a life yet? | <TorrentialStorm> no, not really | * slew puts it back into the drawer | <slew> one day...

* slew pokes the channel with a stick * Phoenix_UK pokes slew with a bigger stick * slew unzips and pokes Phoenix_UK with the biggest stick of them all * Amy takes her strap-on off slew

* Hero gives pronto a handjob

<%pronto> nuu <%pronto> i'm not allowed to cum tonight o.o

<Tupac> I LIEK COCKS

<Knyght> aids is mostly for black people <travalla> named Knyght

<xxlginger> sex sounds crap * xxlginger never wants to have sex

<TorrentialStorm> Lord_Vader is a housewife <TorrentialStorm> minus the wife part <TorrentialStorm> so i guess that makes him a house..

<xxlginger> my dad asked how the fuck did you get a girl when i told him

<chachin> file:///home/chachin/Desktop/Screenshot.png <chachin> O_O <chachin> fuck <chachin> how do i do it to make it go into the web :/

<travalla> !8ball is JoeHazzers an intolerable ass <Miffy> My sources say yes.

<Jamie> i think i fell asleep <Jamie> with my dick in my hand <Jamie> and my father walked into the room

<Jamie> i dunno hwo many times i have said ti <Jamie> i like men <travalla> XD <Jamie> who look like men

<Jamie> note to self: kill xxl_mac before i kill myself <travalla> o.o <xxl_mac> ok if you hold the heaphones down they now work <Jamie> okay <xxl_mac> good thing is 02 may give me a new iphone <Jamie> if you were not a retard <Jamie> FUCKING CUNT FUCK YOU AND DIE <Jamie> fduhvsdiufkbshlzdfblvbldbvgavfhsd';sk <Jamie> RAGE

<tempest> damn my plan worked... i slide my hands up his pants and get the pc

<Harry> Phoenix|Phone, my shit is fine, i just crashed the box by removing my video card while it was still on :o <Harry> meh, it seemed like the smart thing to do

<xxlginger> i plan to fuck a gril soon <TorrentialStorm> a grill? <TorrentialStorm> that could be painful

< Knyght> my chair makes me feel pretty important < Knyght> it's all leather and shit <~knoeki> must be an african office chair if it's made of leather and shit.

<slew> fuck it, i'm too full to think gay <slew> straight, i meant straight :o <travalla> ummm i think ur confused, or maybe for the first time in your life certain of yourself <slew> now i'm confused :\

<Harry> I buy CDs for cheap at stores, then cut the CDs in half, an multate my genetials with them.

<Harry> I was fapping, I finished, was wiping off my hand, I sneezed, then my reflexes brought my hand to my mouth and I got all my jizz into my eyes <Harry> hurts like hell.

<travalla> if i had 10k in money i'd have girl bits already

* bobJR forces himself to watch a gay porn magazine

<RaverDrew> i actually was my gfs fashion partner in the mall...

<Prudence> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! wtf!wtf! get it out!!! get it out!!!! now!! now!! now!!!

<%RaverDrew> HELL YEA GAY ORGY!!!!!!!!

<~pronto> LETS ALL DO COCAIN , X , LSD, AND GET FUCKED UP AND GAY ORGY

<&|> whack off until you bleed. <~pronto> i've done that

~pronto penis in the the afternoon | |+RaverDrew> thats good too

* tofaffy wants to suck everyone

<Hokulocs> "there once was a man from nantucket, who used to fap into a bucket, til one day he prayed, that he would get laid, and his sheep turned around so he could fuck it."

<Harry> oh god TorrentialStorm i just ran it 900001 times <Harry> 18:54:01 up 20 days, 21 min, 2 users, load average: 366.13, 128.12, 49.96 <Harry> killall -9 wget isnt working <TorrentialStorm> Harry: you're completely retarded <TorrentialStorm> if that's not working you're doing it wrong

<pronto> i'm the lyrical penis

<~pronto> I CANT FUCKING COCK

<darkex> I like dirty midget porn

<Jamie> use your eyes xxl-holly | <xxl-Holly> Jamie: i cant

<%invisy> kanye west the reason abortion should be leagle

<+sidarial> im a legend <+sidarial> in my own little world! <@gemhol> yeh, but i have a big pair of tits

<damagedolly|goodnight> i'm goin to need a change of pants after this song.

* pronto smokes some crack cocaine

@bobJR> i swallow bottled cum

* pronto stabs invisy * invisy has quit [Ping timeout]

<~pronto> i'm lazy you cuntwad

<@bobJR> ive got to have food its a requirement me and wife made in our mariage vows im so pissed

<Harry> holy fuck, I haven't fapped in 6 days, I just did now, and wow, I came and it hit my face <Harry> holy shiiiit, that was good

<~pronto> you say one spoiler, real or fake and i'll skin your dog alive while you're forced to watch

@bobJR> i want to fuk john holmes but not with a loofah but my small

<~pronto> okay i have no fucking clue

<~pronto> SHUT UP, YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR ASS

<~pronto> bing.com is my homepage

<diamonddust1> Okay when Harry was little, he runs home and runs up to his dad "Dad! guess what! I got my first blowjob today!" "thats great" Harry's dad says "How was it??" Harry looks up "tasted awful!!!"

<~pronto> sl is my sex life

<~pronto> techinally its not gay if its not your same species

<Amy> [Q91/121] <&|> whack off until you bleed. <~pronto> i've done that <- <lpeake> i've done that <lpeake> when i was like 10 <lpeake> slipped <lpeake> and ripped the foreskin lol <lpeake> hurt like hell <lpeake> wait <lpeake> I didn't jsut say that <lpeake> o.o

<Thystan> seriously... i'd do my aunt... <Thystan> i'd do my sister... <Thystan> but they didnt want it :(

<ZZdawg> id rather have big than pretty

<~pronto> I'm black.

<+ryan20021982> Quazgaa you still gay? <+Quazgaa> fuck yeah

<Phoenix_UK> I don't like dresses <Phoenix_UK> Well, afaik

<andrew[andrboot]> i crapped my pants

<+Quazgaa> no i wont dip my manshaft into your mangape and then smear your manessence all over my mansack whilst riding the mantrain all night long

<~pronto> that would mean i would of had sex!

* RaverDrew chops off his penis and hands it to pronto <pronto> now eat it * RaverDrew noms on his severed penis

<~pronto> RaverDrew: you're hotter then all these cheerleeders rolled togeather

<pronto> shed find out you're a homo <RaverDrew> lol i know

<~pronto> so when are you gonna leave your girlfriend for your true love, me? | <%RaverDrew> tomorrow

<%RaverDrew> I love me some gay porn | <~pronto> me too!

<%RaverDrew> penis <3

(+HowardTheDuck) dok explain to me why people hate flooding (+HowardTheDuck) i dont undstand why people hate that (+dok) well you know how women sometimes blab on and on about stuff that just isn't relevant

* &| licks himself <~pronto> zac the self licking freak

<~pronto> i did my penis scale model in chocolate once, it made me depressed :(, only needed 1 herysey kiss chocolate

<%RaverDrew> I HEARD CUM FOUNTAIN!!!!!! | <%RaverDrew> WHAR!!! | <%RaverDrew> i love me some cum fountain

<&|> montana - the place where guys fuck bison.

<%damagedolly> !g fat sagging cunt

<Zabikten> I rape men.

<~pronto> i was bored and had second life spanning across both monitors

<%RaverDrew> cum balloon fight!!!

<%RaverDrew> windows user <%RaverDrew> so technically i am and idoit

<Jamie> i fail

<Jamie> Harry gets raped by all the teachers in his school | <Harry> :D | <Harry> yep

<Harry> <----- faggot

<%RaverDrew> i <3 gaga <pronto> i masturbated to her today

<~pronto> lmao i just noticed i smell really bad right now

<~pronto> FUCK YOU, YOU PEICE OF GOOD FOR NOTHING BOOTSCUM ON A WHORES ANUS EATING MAGGOTS FOR SNACKS YOU CUNT >:O

<~pronto> i dunno the one that did that one movie that came out last year with that guyy in it

<~pronto> i need to get rid of that ape homosexual siht

<~pronto> i also have aids, and my mouth is bleeding

<~pronto> my parents are mean, so my whole life i grew up on the fancy toilet paper, like 2 or 3 ply , the real nice stuff, but now that my paents dont really live in this house anymore, my mom bought the real cheap 1 ply that breats real easy -.-

<+Death2199> pronto i swear u look great in the dark

<~pronto> I am a mac fag

<~pronto> now i smell like 10 year olds with to much axe x.x

<~pronto> DONT FUCKING WONDER YOU ASS PEICE OF CUNT ITS AGASNST INTERNET RULES TO WONDER WHAT THE DOUCE IS WRONG WITH YOU >:O

<%Hoku> it's not rape if it's consensual play

<Knoeki> even mums want sex sometimes.

<~pronto> the fuck is buttgape?

<~pronto> i just htink Quazgaa is a 17 year old emo girl wanting attention

<damagedolly> pronto is a gaywad

<~pronto> yeah dont ask me for help, i'm a fucking idoit

<Warder> Lemme show you mine :P

<~pronto> i want pics of everything that cat does

<%RaverDrew> MY CAT PUKED ALL OVER MY LAP

<~pronto> all like boom boom epic then do doo doo eepic , la la laaaaa BOOM BOOOOOOOM

<~pronto> if its wide wide then awesome

<Phoenix|Phone> I said to someone at school that no one else is talking to me, he said get a gf <Phoenix|Phone> I said I have one <Phoenix|Phone> But i'm not going to draw a face on her and make her talk

<%RaverDrew> i use penis pumps all the time

<%RaverDrew> im an idiot...

<%U_u> no, you wont get me again <~pronto> thats what she said

<~pronto> i would so fuck oprah

<~pronto> how how did you know i programed my bot to interface with an asshole licking machine?

<~pronto> I like big huge dicks in my asshole

<~pronto> taht last girl cost me like $100 for 15 minutes x.x

<~pronto> i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now

<%RaverDrew> my wrist hurts from playing too much

<Phoenix> I get a padded fun room and a jacket that lets me hug myself <Phoenix> And free drugs <Phoenix> What's bad about it?

<%darkex> i picture pronto as george w bush * You were kicked from #zomgwtfbbq by pronto (:s no. :s *shivers*)

<@pronto> penis pumps are AWESOME

<~pronto> cum in my eye

<%yuriko> Lily Allen should die already <%yuriko> f***ing bitch

<RaverDrew> mines 1800 sq feet <pronto> thats what she said

<&Prudence> | is always there, just likes to ignore us, snob -.-

<RaverDrew> !g dandrummerman's penis <+Amy> #travalla @ p2p-nework.net stats by pronto @ http://pronto185.com/irc/tra.html

<~pronto> my dad is a nazi german, my mom is jewish, and i was born in cananda, lived most of my liffe in japan, but now reside on austirala

<~pronto> would you fuck mike judge? <&|> in the ass.

<andrew[andrboot]> yea ok this looks wierd <~pronto> thats what she said

Warder\navigator is now known as WarderHasBadLine , Warder [~Warder@Guardian.Force] has quit [Ping timeout]

<&|> oh god oh god oh god oh god, fucking ads <&|> ad = large erect penis.

<%RaverDrew> i was looking forward to the jonas bros :(

<&|> tiny <~pronto> thats what she said <%RaverDrew> yea i know lol

<~pronto> my penis is so long i can buttfuck myself

<~pronto> i should get my balls waxed

<&JoeHazzers> they probably used wifi <@CloverHun> the router didn't have wifi at the time <~Knoeki> so it was in the stone ages?

<~pronto> i be watching that <~pronto> its a gay porno

<%RaverDrew> i haz a new pikachu t-shirt :D

2:14:45.am) &|: I've seen furry porn one too many times

<&JoeHazzers> i'm not gay or metrosexual <%DirtyDawg> of course your fucking metrosexual, you were in here the other week saying how much you had spent on male grooming products

* ZombieDrew wishes he had a brain

<dazzlindan> "Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it." -Gene Spafford-

9:32:10.pm) %ZombieDrew: i wanna get a tattoo of the playstation logo on my penis

11:45:59.pm) %CloverHun: ok I trust you pronto :)

* ZombieDrew noms on a penis

<~pronto> i watched every (usa legal) porno ever uploaded to the internet in one sitting

<%ZombieDrew|G1> my bus broke down <~pronto> i told you , that you need to lose some weight

<~pronto> sabayon is a peice of cuntshit

<Mew> you have a lipstick cock tho right .. like cats ...

* darkex fucks the UPS guy

<nutcase> Microsoft has figured out how to check the firmware for stealth detection <nutcase> How do you think they figured out how to ban people? just guessing? <@charliety> lol, nutcase you just gave me the most hilarious image of bill gates in the desert with divining rods

*** pronto was kicked by pronto (Temp ban for autorejoining to quickly, please set auto rejoin to 10+ seconds)

* pronto fucks iBlaze's dead body o.o <%RaverDrew> who wouldnt?

<~pronto> sorry i do not partake in homosexual activties * pronto fucks iBlaze

<~pronto> you jew

<~pronto> see thats why i wear skirts, its easy, lift, fucker, drop skirt walk off

<%Dozer> JoeHazzers what is the normal pricerange for movie tickets in Finland? <&JoeHazzers> how the fuck should i know?

* dandrummerman throws RaverDrew at lady gaga's penis <pronto> i'd still do lady gaga even if she had penis <RaverDrew> i would too tbh

<~pronto> my parents are mean, so my whole life i grew up on the fancy toilet paper, like 2 or 3 ply , the real nice stuff, but now that my paents dont really live in this house anymore, my mom bought the real cheap 1 ply that breats real easy -.-

<+slew> i'm like tech support for bellybutton fluff

<DirtyDawg> i bet TS sleeps in an adult pink babygrow with built in feet and hat with ears on it

1:28:15.pm) ghost001: I've been bored lately. Getting hacked might be interesting.

<~pronto> i only use elinks

<xxlginger>gives lpeake some LSD <lpeake>takes the lsd <lpeake>that still doesn't make me a druggy <lpeake>but it does make my letterbox an elephant

<&CloverHun> lol fiddle, its fixed now lol pppfftt <%chas10e> fiddle ? I thought it was a violin ?!!!!

12:21:06.am) &|: I feel like I am about to be kick banned for some reason... I think its due to the book I am reading 12:21:22.am) &|: Windows 7 for dummies :D

4:53:49.pm) %RaverDrew: pronto is always right

* +slew np: shit on my ipod on shuffle [???m/???kbps/??kHz]

<@Phoenix_UK> meh, in and out in < 10 mins <&TorrentialStorm> that's what she said

<slew> if i paid 500$ for headphones they'd have to give me eargasms

<Gerty> You have hunted a 233 lb Giraffe <%CloverHun> WOOHOO !!!

<slew> Sly smells! <xxlginger> but Sly is a girl <xxlginger> a girl can not smell <DirtyDawg> trust me xxlginger they can fucking stink <DirtyDawg> sweaty betty <DirtyDawg> my ex's sister smelled of meat pies <Knoeki> DirtyDawg: he said girl, not fishwife.

<seedboxes> i have a space bar in my freezer hehehe :D

<~pronto> yuriko: you want some of my man honey

2:27:36.pm) &yuriko: ASS, WANKER, CUNT, SOMETHING!

<~pronto> I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO A DOOR

11:59:58.pm) %RaverDrew: I LOVE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

<&HellFire> fml. someone is showing pics of random girls <@charliety> HellFire, you mean fuck, im fapping furiously in secret?

<+slew> i can feeel the love <+slew> oh wait no thats handcream

<~pronto> man its so fun controlling them ladies with my microscopic penis

<SF> lovely. i haven't slept enough and you're not awake enough. if we were in control of a satelite that could destroy the earth right now, everyone would be fucked.

<Holland> anal is for people with no vagina

11:09:48.pm) %ZombieDrew: ok i gotta stop looking up dildos on the internet

1:01:30.am) %KandiDrew: OMG I LOVE PENIS

<%RaverDrew> i dont pay for movies or software

<pronto> linux=fail o.o

<TorrentialStorm> aw <TorrentialStorm> both my pussies are still awake <lpeake> that's a pimp who cares right there

<&Prudence> i <3 boobies

2:54:54.am) &Prudence: put boobies on there for me to catch now 2:55:01.am) &Prudence: i <3 boobies

3:49:47.am) &Prudence: I WANT BOOBIES!!! >:O

<slew> i think i'm about to give birth to an alien or soemthingg

11:36:54.pm) +|+ RaverDrew is now known as RaverDrewTheFlamingHomo

11:38:13.pm) +LiLRoAdRuNnER: I want wommenz and menz.

3:48:06.pm) &Prudence: I WANT BOOBIES!!!

* LiLRoAdRuNnER <3's dicks!

<~pronto> ooo pretty balls

2:23:31.am) LiLiPhOnERuNnER: I only get on skype to show my boobs

<Holland> !def definition <Miffy> No definition found for definition.

12:41:11.am) ~Devcoder: dude u are the lazyiest guy i know 12:41:36.am) ~Devcoder: U are so lazy i'm considering to learn php hahaha

12:44:56.am) %CloverHun: PRONTO is gorgeous!

1:46:17.am) @ZombieDrew: oh no, i strongly believe that the husband (me) is able to habve other partners

<pronto> btw, ducktape+penis=bad idea <pronto> that does NOT WORK as a condom <TorrentialStorm> not going to ask why you tried that <pronto> because uncle jack came over

<@Noxx> this cookie is the size of a clock <+slew> oh CLOCK

<~pronto> idont really care for asain porn <~pronto> if its not blurred, the girls tend to be harry as fuck >.<

<TorrentialStorm> well, 2012 is when the last harry potter comes out on dvd/bluray <TorrentialStorm> end of member:harry potter = end of the world

| was kicked from #moo by pronto (i just dont like people kicking people so dont kick people

<chas10e> I heard about something ... <chas10e> whats it called hoku <Hokulocs> it's called a job <chas10e> no <Hokulocs> get one <chas10e> NO <Hokulocs> that's my advice

<&lpeake> I'm gettin laid tomorrow ^-^ <~Knoeki> you're finally comming over to .nl again?

<~Knoeki> WII IS FOR KIDS THAT STILL SHIT THEMSELVES! PS3 IS FOR RICH PEOPLE AND GFX WANKERS! XBOX360 IS FOR DOUCEBAGS! <+Xello> so im a rich douchbag that shits myself? <+Xello> sounds about right.

<&|> pronto: you still have a land line? :P <~pronto> yeah i think <&|> do it and then deny it :P <~pronto> thats waht she said

<~pronto> if i had a time machine , i wouldnt go back and kill hitler, i would go back and kill that asshole who came up with the system bell/beep

* +slew gives Phoenix two insincere thumbs up * @Phoenix glares at slew * +Amy beats slew with a dildo

mophk: made a beatifull 100lbs turd

9:36:07.pm) &|: wow, I just sneezed and got snot all over my arm

11:31:51.pm) &|: not worth doing it again 11:31:56.pm) ~pronto| thats what she said

12:25:42.am) @ZombieDrew: I GUESS I GRABBED A 14 YEAR OLDS BOOBS!!!

<~pronto> oh really? <~pronto> i thought this was ICQ

<@ZombieDrew> AMERICA!! FUCK YEA!!!

<~pronto> lol , i dont want you to have proof on my gay pornos >.>

11:53:39.pm) ZombieDrew|SleepyTime: WE ARE SWITCHING TO A SLOWER INTERNET

<~pronto> i'm always right

<~pronto> andrboot: hers a cupp of my sperm, you've earned it!

<Knoeki> Yo sup dawg we herd u like airplanes and architecture, so we put a plane in your building and... wait, shit.

<Hokey> Why is Grease the only thing on tv? :l * Hokey watches Grease. <slew> grease is a great classic movie <slew> without it, girls would never know that to get the man they want they just need to dress like a slut and shake their ass a bit <LSDuke|> slew, truer words have never been spoken.

<pronto> mophk is my master

<~pronto> hell knowing me i'll fap eitehr way

<@RaverDrew> im not gay, i just play a gay guy on irc <@RaverDrew> and irl

<~pronto> dude i'm 19 :o <~pronto> i think <~pronto> *checks something* <~pronto> yep i am o:

<~pronto> its funny how i would kickban anyone else ofr doing that

10:58:23.pm) Quazgaa: cuz im a fag

<Knoeki> in other news, this morning i walked into my stepdad fingering my mum. <Knoeki> cannot unsee

2:50:50.pm) * This_Guy stuck his tongue out at ZombieDrew

<&JoeHazzers> My teacher is the most retarded maths teacher in the world. When i say we don't get along, it's not like "i don't get along with suchandsuch" it's more like "i don't get along with hitler like i'm stalin"

<@LiLRoAdRuNnER> fuck you <@LiLRoAdRuNnER> zac.

<~pronto> i smeared shandi-addquoteit on myself <~pronto> yes that do say anti addquote

pronto: i use flowerer deorderent, do you thinkkg i'm using hot suace, i'm made of sweat things!

pronto: you can jerk me!

<~Claudy|AFK> my future looks like its gonna be one of fleshlights

<+Hokey> Guess what happened to me today!!! :D :D :D <+Hokey> Girlfriend dumped me. :l PM] <ZombieDrew> 403 Forbidde

<Rickmasta> Microsoft is so retarted.

<&JoeHazzers> my computer seems to have installed iPhoneOS 2.0.1 <&JoeHazzers> i can't copy/paste

<sidarial> free candy for all the kiddies, just hop in the back of the van

<RaverDrew> i know <RaverDrew> im a total asscunt

<~xxlginger> Claudandus: i like guys

<Phoenix|Phone> my ipod is showing porn as the cover for and justice for all

<Abei> whos done their taxes yet <Abei> im gonna do mine tonight <Abei> i need the $80 bad for drugs

<Knoeki[DSS]> I'm still a virgin outside of irc D:

<Knoeki> btw, I have a shitload of ways to point out how your argument is flawed, but I have to go wank and then sleep.

<~Knoeki> because when I'm bored I look at alternative hardcore furry porn

<%DirtyDawg> damnit i think there is some kind of alien life growing in my frying pan ...

<&|> whack off until you bleed. <~pronto> i've done that <lpeake> i've done that <lpeake> when i was like 10 <lpeake> slipped <lpeake> and ripped the foreskin lol <lpeake> hurt like hell <lpeake> wait <lpeake> I didn't jsut say that <lpeake> o.o

<Rionsic> hoe verwijder ik mijn ip?

* +Harry hands Knoeki a Konata.exe <~Knoeki> Harry: that's prolly a virus or trojan :P <+Harry> she is clean I used a condom

<Phoenix_UK> I don't like dresses <Phoenix_UK> Well afaik

(+HowardTheDuck) dok explain to me why people hate flooding (+HowardTheDuck) i dont undstand why people hate that (+dok) well you know how women sometimes blab on and on about stuff that just isn't relevant

<~PatrickHaze> I AM A BANANA | <@ivan> Just say you love dildos | <~PatrickHaze> i love dildos

<~PatrickHaze> its so funny.. you know you are a heady dude when you can drive down the road smell a skunk and wonder where the weed smell is coming from..

[Zoot] i always laugh when i hear someone named jesus [PatrickHaze] how often does that come up? [Zoot] i live in texas [Zoot] so alot

[ArnoldZiffel] why are you guys not compatable with me :( medium, low, very low [spikyteddybear] your music taste sucks? [PatrickHaze] lol. [nuckfuts] it's like the old children's analogy, about a square dick in a round vagina...

<PatrickHaze> "CLEAN THIS PUSSY SERFS!" <snarfer> Roger, captain. You are clear for a landing.

<~Knoeki> even mums want sex sometimes.

<~Knoeki> yes that's what I do when I get drunk; I install linux.

<IamGod> slew your name rymes with jew <+slew> IamGod your name rhymes with SHUTTHEFUCKUPYOUSTUPIDCLOD

<Phoenix|Phone> I said to someone at school that no one else is talking to me he said get a gf <Phoenix|Phone> I said I have one <Phoenix|Phone> But i'm not going to draw a face on her and make her talk

* lpeake puts rights angles directly in front of everyone <lpeake> YOU"RE ALL STUCK IN CORNERS :D

<+Thystan> yeah... they have nice voices too (usually) <+Thystan> which is really something, cuz u only fuck her for 4 hours a day... gotta listen to the bitch the rest of the time <+Thystan> french evolution is smart :p

<%darkex> i picture pronto as george w bush * You were kicked from #zomgwtfbbq by pronto (:s no. :s *shivers*)

<@pronto> penis pumps are AWESOME

<Phoenix> 1TB is small <xerxes> so's your penis

<Katana> I hate cats they've got way too much hair <Thystan> iono... i think my gf has more hair then my cat :p

<~xxlginger> you still do hard drugs lpeake <&lpeake> not as much <&lpeake> I only find them fun when I'm taking them off chicks

<Miffy> [Q652/1520] <SQlvpapir> SUPRISE BUTSECKS!!! <SQlvpapir> SURPISE BUTSECKS!!! <SQlvpapir> SURPRISE BUTSECKS!!! <SQlvpapir> almost there; <Holland> After three times it's pretty obvious buttsecks

<~Knoeki> Today I broke MLIA. MLIA.

<@Claudandus> i tend to keep my virginity till my 50th <@Claudandus> then they can make a movie from me and call it the 50 year old virgin

<Querijn> Im going to fa <TorrentialStorm> *fap <Querijn> ll asleep

<RaverDrew> !g dandrummerman's penis <+Amy> #travalla @ p2p-nework.net stats by pronto @ http://pronto185.com/irc/tra.html

<Ensi> recently i called my mom and got my dick sucked at the same time

<&JoeHazzers> i'm not gay or metrosexual <%DirtyDawg> of course your fucking metrosexual you were in here the other week saying how much you had spent on male grooming products

<DirtyDawg> i bet TS sleeps in an adult pink babygrow with built in feet and hat with ears on it

* gives lpeake some LSD * takes the lsd <lpeake> that still doesn't make me a druggy <lpeake> but it does make my letterbox an elephant

[benzss] well i'm kind of drunk atm so this is all very odd | [benzss] i just went for a smoke and fell over on the snow

<slew> if i paid 500$ for headphones they'd have to give me eargasms

<&HellFire> fml. someone is showing pics of random girls <@charliety> HellFire you mean fuck im fapping furiously in secret?

* +slew gives Phoenix two insincere thumbs up * @Phoenix glares at slew * +Amy beats slew with a dildo

<~Claudy|AFK> my future looks like its gonna be one of fleshlights

<~Knoeki> because when I'm bored I look at alternative hardcore furry porn

<~Knoeki> you'll PROBABLY want something that goes all the way in |<%Sudos|GX110> that's what she said

<~Noxx> one day i'm going to meet TorrentialStorm <~Noxx> and i won't be surprised if he drops dead

<bolshoi> although i do wonder what a penis with 2 balls would taste like.... :o

<~Noxx> i love how i searched "chicago mental instutions" in google images and got a photo of Oprah

<+dandrummerman> $iif(knoeki == stoned,quit scripting,msg $chan oh. shit.)

<&JoeHazzers> someone recommend a decent recent movie for me to watch <exarch> busty cheating housewives 13

<~Knoeki> wow, I broke it already. <Serpentsounds> does this usually call for consolation or applause? <&JoeHazzers> both <&JoeHazzers> i mean like clapping and laughing with loads of people going "WHAYYYYYYYY" when someone falls down some stairs with the drink they were holding going all over them <Serpentsounds> this is like...a cross between HA HA HA, OH WOW and the monkey with the cymbals

<Knoeki> hell, I'd call marriage BDSM.. it's binding and there's some masochism involved as well.

* Hokey goes back to doodling <pronto> whatcha doodling <Hokey> PENISES

<|> its a huge floppy dildo up your ass! <dandrummerman> :\ <CloverHun> woohoo dandrummerman :)

<%DirtyDawg> remember, be scared of programmers that carry screwdrivers

<&Meow> jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, jb, cp, jb jb jb, cp, jb jb, cp, cp, cp, cp <&Meow> that's how a 4chan thread goes

<fleshdunce> and i dont think the USA decides to do that...more like the tv networks ;) <+arthoz> no its USA fleshdunce since too few are complaining about it!

<&Meow> "oh no, my burning house destroyed my stamp collection" "oh no my burning match collection destroyed my house"

<exarch> My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud

<~Knoeki> I don't really pay so much attention to it. <+RaverDrew> Knoeki: how do you not know about your penis? <~Knoeki> it's on the nightstand atm

<@RaverDrew> penis <~pronto> pants <@RaverDrew> ew <@RaverDrew> pants <%Knoeki> it's only ew if you poo in them <%Knoeki> don't ask me how i know

<@RamPage> I once ran XP on P1 133 with 128 <@pronto> i once ran <@pronto> never will do that aggain <@pronto> got a cramp in my gut -.-

<~pronto> LETS ALL DO COCAIN , X , LSD, AND GET FUCKED UP AND GAY ORGY

<+SF> always scares me when i disconnect, i expect the fbi to jump through my window and tell me i'm under arrest for piracy or some crap.

<~pronto> DILDODOZER! :D

1:56:56.am) @ZombieDrew: that would make me so happy i might actually buy an iMac

 [ @charliety ] TorrentialStorm doesnt fap to girls [ @charliety ] he faps to hardware

<+Demoncain> i like hardcoreporn <Rickmasta> Hardco reporn? <+Demoncain> its like ehm <+Demoncain> candy <+Demoncain> for your eyes <Rickmasta> Nice, I gota try hardco reporn one day/ <+Demoncain> yea just ask the girl at the supermarket register

9:35:51.pm) +invisy: my mamma is my sister

4:52:36.am) &|: I cant cunt when i am tired

<~pronto> you shouldnt be allowed to talk to any non tech savvy person <~pronto> ever. <+ghost001> I talk to you sometimes. <~pronto> -.-

<sidarial> nou way! u could get charged for having a weapon if u held a 5110 in anger

* | takes a dump on KyleL <+KyleL> <3

<&Meow> i wonder if you can spin your arms so fast it bursts the blood vessels in your hands * CloverHun waits for Meow to try it :P

<+Piehole> my asus has some kind of disk head parking feature if it sees to many g's.. I can shake it like a british nanny with a naughty baby and it doesn't do a thing

<+Claudy> .oO(or at least, the cereal killerninja, disguised as innocent breakfast is making a face of severe :o -ness)

<&Meow> FUCK YES LEGGINGS

<xxlginger> yer i have my collage card <xxlginger> it works everywhere <xxlginger> runs out march :( <~lpeake> so you're allowed to make collages till march?

[11:02:41] <%Dozer> I HATE VAGINA'S!

<~Knoeki> I found the keys to the powerswitch box <~Knoeki> they were (not joking) underneath my stepdads... coke stash.... :\ <%DirtyDawg> i would have took the coke and forgot all about the keys :D

(Wood) goodnight dozer, hope you poo soon

11:47:43.pm) ~pronto| GRILLED HORSE COCK 11:47:46.pm) @LiLRoAdRuNnER: I forgot to buy some.

<&Meow> someone nuke australia <@Claudy> fallout : australia sounds cool

<%Claudy> i'd prolly feelpretty much transgenderisticly confused at such a moment

<+Giant> i meet a girl tonight.. ofcourse she ended up at the hostpital <+Giant> astma rules

<Raikia> i dont like fucking during periods because it smells different and feels....thicker <Raikia> not a big fan

<&JoeHazzers> a british man has 1 billion pounds and an american man has 10 billion dollars, who is richer? <knyfe> the british guy's dentist

* %DirtyDawg googles swan porn

<Claudandus> JESUS HIS BiRFDAY !!! <Meow> a skeptic's pin code is 2012

<LiLRoAdRuNnER> I am naked and wet. :P

<Claudandus> ik lees pretome altijd als pre-tome ipv pre-to-me :D <Claudandus> alsof het een rol perkament is met daarop de "laatste" pre's :p

<%Claudy> goddamnitit <%Claudy> i make such a beautiful run on audiosurf, and even miss a few nice extra multiplexers <%Claudy> YET STILL <%Claudy> because the password reset mailsystem on audiosurf their website is as working as pushing a handcart with square wheels up a steep mountain, i'm left out in the blue T_T

<@RamPage> we be doin dutchspeaking <knyfe> no one learned me how to spoke <@Claudandus> knyfe: its like german, but then with less of the weird german accent <@Claudandus> and less of the weird signs they use like käse <@Claudandus> we would call someone who is called käse in german kees

<%Phoenix> !8b will Phoenix ever get laid (by a girl)? <Miffy> FUCK YES!

<Phoenix> !8b does pronto like dildos? <Miffy> Perhaps.

<%Phoenix> <- 10.1" <%RaverDrew> Phoenix: depending on what you are talking about thats either tiny or quite impressive

<+stihl> NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <+stihl> mijn snoep ;-; <+stihl> viel <+stihl> op <+stihl> de <+stihl> groooooooooond <StoelBank> wat ben je dan? <+stihl> homofiel

<+Claudy> i mean, god even still gave Tiger_Stripes that small sorta mirror thingie, that makes the poor boy spit out wise words sometimes, in between the garbled mess of things that are as truthfull as denying that jesus was a jew

* Phoenix|Phone gets in Noxx's bed * Noxx ignores and turns over

<xxlginger> roest beef <3

<%MountainDrew> !8b does pronto have a huge penis? <Miffy> Yes.

<~pronto> flamming masturbatoin, its my pasttime

9:28:05.pm) +ThisGuy: WOO GAY PORN

<@Claudy> demonoid is basically like a sperm dumpster anyway <@Claudy> everyone whores at it, but noone actually gives a shit

<Krelian> Christ. I stop going on IRC for a few years.. Come back and now we got botserv's and qa modes and nickserv will even greet people.. <Krelian> Pretty soon, the services will be integrated into the IRCD. <Krelian> U:Lines will be depreciated, chaos will reign free, and chanserv will make you a mocha.

<ThisGuy> gay sex is delicious

4:18:42.pm) ~pronto| ThisGuy: hes having gay sex 4:18:43.pm) %RaverDrew: yes it is delicious

<&TorrentialStorm> i get pussy tonight :o <diamonddust1> TorrentialStorm : your sister ? <&TorrentialStorm> diamonddust1: don't have a sister :(

<Krelian> I got put in the drunk tank once. <Krelian> Refused to be fingerprinted, and got the dude to let me out an hour early to go to the bar. <Krelian> His shift ended and he came with me. :D

[%ZombieDrew|G1]: pronto is a sexy bitch o.o

<Jamie> you can always claim <Jamie> you forgot the encryption key <~Knoeki> Yeah, in which case they'll just crack the encryption. <Jamie> this is ireland <Jamie> they cannot even crack a coconut

<~pronto> you say one spoiler, real or fake and i'll skin your dog alive while you're forced to watch

<Claudy> mooi mooi is niet lelijk <Claudy> tenzij die persoon zelf ook al lelijk is van nature <Claudy> want dan helpt zelf al die lagen teeveestudioplamuur niet om dat te verbergen

<Greyscale> Claudy, no, its because I do the colon stabbin' around here~ <Claudy> do you use a broomstick for that?, or do you have a strapon that is large enough to actually penetrate trough the inner flesh <Claudy> if you want, i could ask Harry to give you some advices :_)

<Claudy> i'd rather have my dick being so sensitive that i need to use anesthetic lube to my fleshlight, because otherwise it kinda explodes before actually having practiced any form of daily physical activity :_)

<~pronto> porno and maple syrup <~pronto> neat idea <~pronto> i'll try that tonight

<CrazyMcCool> If god wanted us to fly <CrazyMcCool> he would of givin us tickets

<meaty> "The Ministry of Defence (MoD) has defended its use of more than 100 pigs in explosive tests in Wiltshire." <Blokey> I'll bet the bacon was superb

<@Claudy> i'm playing folding@work <@Claudy> its like thuis leet variation on folding@home

<@Claudy> i'm playing folding@work <@Claudy> its like thuis leet variation on folding@home <@Claudy> where yopu fold boxes for power supplies

<Giant> note to self: dont change all passwords drunk

<Holland> I want a tattoo with 'Houdbaar tot: Zie bodem'

<+Claudy> i know that its cliche to say that its kinda similar to christianity, and liek how christianity is somewhat like the stone age when it comes to the view on the world, so i wont do that now

<~pronto> i love windows

<Phoenix_UK> life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no aparrent reason <exarch> life is like a boner. its long and hard.

<exarch> i feel like killing something <exarch> like my shit encrusted penis

<Knoeki> !8b can BunnyFox walk on the ceiling? <Miffy> Uhm.... No. <BunnyFox> !8b Can i please wank on the ceiling? <Miffy> Uhm.... No. <BunnyFox> WALK* <BunnyFox> OMG I MEANT WALK

<%Holland> fuck <+dandrummerman> you <BunnyFox> in <%Holland> the <BunnyFox> ear <%Holland> phone <BunnyFox> because <%Holland> I <BunnyFox> want <%Holland> your <+dandrummerman> money <%Holland> in <BunnyFox> my <+dandrummerman> cockwallet <BunnyFox> (period)

* @ZombieDrew slaps dandrummerman around a bit with a large pink dildo <@ZombieDrew> ^ MINE! <dandrummerman> nice pink dildo, ZombieDrew <dandrummerman> you use it often? <%ZombieDrew> yea i use it all the time

<magdato> hello, i have a question, may i donwload videos of websites? (15:32:04) ~Knoeki : Why would you want a video of a website? (15:32:11) ~Knoeki : Seems easier to just visit the site itself.

<dok> my throat be exceptionally raw to morning <Hokulocs> how come? <BlippyTheWonderSlug> deep throat adventures

6:21:06.pm) %RaverDrew: im a total fucking retard

* +Hokulocs laughs at fifty99 & says, "when you said hump, I thought you meant a whale, not a minnow!"

2:18:42.am) @ZombieDrew: mines smaller

<exarch> roses are red, chocolate is sweet. open your mouth and i'll give you my meat

<Jamie> YOU THINK IM A LAIR?

<Jamie> WHAT IS +p <dandrummerman> whois only shows channels in common <Jamie> i see <Jamie> I HATE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT <dandrummerman> even though im in 24, you would only see like 2 or three channels <Jamie> YOU SECRETIVE BASTARDS <Jamie> YOU FUCKING WITH MY PARANOIA

* Darklight sprays dandrummerman and pronto with peperspray <Darklight> >:D * pronto splooges on Darklight's face <Darklight> -_- <dandrummerman> heh <Jamie> :O * Jamie stabs Darklight

* Darklight drags Jamie's face across the floor <Jamie> lol * travalla hugs Darklight <travalla> ty <3 * Jamie shoots Darklight <Jamie> :) * Darklight throws his knife at Jamie's face * Darklight sticks his finger in the wound and pulls the bullet out * Jamie pisses in Darklight's wound <Jamie> HAVE FUN <Darklight> -_- <Jamie> INFECTED <travalla> WITH AIDS <travalla> D: <Jamie> i don't have that yet travalla <travalla> so you plan on getting it

<Dreamxtreme> is there swearing sex and violence in it then lol <%CloverHun> the way it was meant to be :D

<Hibliss> how do I masturbate? <deadsouth> hit the prtsc button

1:19:01.am) ~pronto| dolhpins did that, but the hitler dolphin version won, why do you think there are no black or jewish dolhins? 1:19:13.am) ThisGuy: .... 1:22:47.am) ThisGuy: Damn it pronto, you've destroyed my childhood heroes, dolphins. 1:21:20.am) ThisGuy: fuck you

1:58:23.pm) &yuriko: oh, then shoot your warm juice to his face

<%Holland> My deathmetal playlist is now called 'Liedjes voor de tedere ziel' or in English 'Songs for the tender soul'.

<+Claudy> doing autistic things that mostly is what autistic people are good in, because it relieves the internal autistic impulse to impulsively and autistically go and shelve dead ramsticks in their correct postion, something that makes great use of my autistic functions :))))

<knyfe> little is known about BA Barachus' incredible proficiency with technology <knyfe> I PITY DA FOO DAT CONFUSES IF WITH THEN

<+Claudy> also : it will be able to have easily adjustable actions, so that any tweaking, will be a matter of minutes, instead of a matter of hours <+Claudy> its kinda like evolution <+Claudy> its becoming better all the time :D

<xxlginger> im just going to grab some tv <Phoenix_UK> you're black now?

<Dozer> Anyways, nappytime!

<konr> LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE A LIAR JAMIE <Jamie> LOL * Jamie TOUCHES konr IN A PRIVATE PLACE <Jamie> RAPE <konr> I READ THAT AS PRIVATE <konr> PIRATE*

<xxlginger> TorrentialStorm: what are you doing [18:08:43] <TorrentialStorm> your mum [18:08:43] <Phoenix_UK> your mum <xxlginger> the both of you? <xxlginger> wow

4:37:57.pm) * CloverHun gives pronto some LSD bandaids

<&TorrentialStorm> i wonder how many strange comments i'd get if i changed my relationship status..

* ~pronto winks ad damagedolly <&damagedolly> you're so gay

<~pronto> does this dress make my ass look big?

<TJSlade> lol..ich bin eine beklopt..enschuldigen sie bitte <TJSlade> lol..i dont even know what im sayin <TJSlade> i think i just said im stupid

<konr> I'm a retard

<~pronto> Miffy: sucks

<Wintermute> SILENT NIGHT/ ALL IS CALM/ ALL IS QUIET/ BECAUSE I KILLED YOUR FAMILY AND FUCKED THEIR CORPSES UNTIL THEY WERE UNRECOGNISEABLE!

O_O

<slew> Meow i installed a life, but sadly the trial period expired

<Knoeki> I should sleep <pronto> in my bed

<~Noxx> i'm being silly and playing WoW <slew> i don't know you anymore, sorry <&Meow> hey, slew, have you heard of this person called Noxx? <slew> who the hell is Noxx? <slew> sounds like some WoW chick

12:33:05.am) ~pronto| you're a fat chick in spandex invisy ? 12:33:29.am) %invisy: well it is friday night

<exarch> !imdb wet grannys with horses 13 <+Amy> Leisurely Pedestrians, Open Topped Buses and Hansom Cabs with Trotting Horses (1889) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0466876)

<exarch> "oh shit! what are you supposed to do if you have to take a piss? you gotta go you gotta go *unzips pants*"

[17:50] * Shit gets a firm grip on BunnyFox's hip as he thrusts his foxhood deep within his tight and inexperienced tailhole, unexpectedly ramming his knot causing an orgasm of pain and pleasure for BunnyFox[17:51] <exarch> fucking ass haha

*** pronto (moo@pronto185.com) has left #moo (*dead*)

8:27:48.pm) * Dreamxtreme croess dresses with a leather corset and a thong

<~pronto> mines better ^_^ when its up

<LiLRoAdRuNnER> but I like females too.

<Dreamxtreme> feet does it for me

<&Meow> women curling... sweeping like they should be...

<~pronto> .all * ` (~moo@pronto185.com) Quit (Input/output error)

* ZombieDrew slaps invisy around a bit with a large pink dildo<&invisy> woot<@ZombieDrew> o.o<&invisy> yum <&invisy> bubblegum flavor

<xxlginger> Claudy: i found my self <Phoenix_UK> were you in the closet?

(20:17:10) &Meow : i laughed so much when i heard that there are universities in alabama

<Snake`> which os are you using? <ThisGuy> Microsoft <ThisGuy> I mean <ThisGuy> No <ThisGuy> Macintosh

<%dok> <3 drug-addicted hippie strippers

<exarch> car theft is for niggers. <exarch> bringing down countries by stealing BILLIONS is what us white pople do

<Dozer|lappy> Time for nappy nao.

<lpeake> I give to the rich all the time <lpeake> I give them blow jobs for cash I mean.

<Meow> forrest gump provides society with an extremely important moral story <Meow> only retards invest in apple.

<Claudy> though, i dont think that people would be downloading porn with you in it Greyscale :_) <Claudy> if i think of the mental image i have of you, in a movie, i'd think that a horror movie containing explicit scenes of rape and molesting would be more appropriate :+

8:59:38.pm) @ZombieDrew|G1: my comcast account was suspended

<~Knoeki> 14:37:16 | Meow!Joe@i.am.a.fairy.princess joined #zomgwtfbbq.

<Harry> RIAA slams use of open source software stating it hurts copyright.....except they run apache on riaa.org :)

* Claudandus gives Holland a pack of goodnites <%Holland> A friend of mine has really nice ones

<Claudy> idk tbh, i dont bother much with stocks and monetary values <Claudy> as it makes just as much sense to me as staring at a blank webpage, while waiting for the page to slowly turn yellow

exarch was kicked by pronto (pronto) | (Dozer|lappy) Damnit you beat me to it pronto | (pronto) tahts what she said

|Claudy| unboxes himself |Claudy| [Claudy@pluisjeshol.nl] is now known as Claudy <Claudy> i obviously lost some value when unboxing myself, but then again, i had no cellofane wrapper around me to begin with

<&Claudandus> ffs Knoeki <&Claudandus> fix your goddamn connection : Knoeki «~knoeki@zomgwtfbbq.info» has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)

|Claudy| unboxes himself |Claudy| [Claudy@pluisjeshol.nl] is now known as Claudy <Claudy> i obviously lost some value when unboxing myself, but then again, i had no cellofane wrapper around me to begin with

<%Holland > Knoeki, hier wat echte XP humor <%Holland > Wilt u deze bestanden verplaatsen of kopieren? <%Holland > Ja-Nee <%Holland > Ik gok op ja. <%Holland > Ja, ik wil ze verplaatsen of kopieren

@RamPage cuddlehugs CloverHun .... then pops in the shower <@DirtyDawg> [13:52] * @RamPage cuddlehugs CloverHun .... then poops in the shower <-- fixed

<@pronto> I HAVE APPLE JUICE :D <&Meow> you have steve jobs' cum?

<jamie> id have sex with jesus

3:49:28.am) @RaverDrew: FLAMING MASTURBATION! >:O

<~Knoeki> the world isn't going to end in 1012 <~Knoeki> maybe we should set up a company <~Knoeki> and build these giant places underground where people can hide from the appocalypse <~Knoeki> and then we conduct crude experiments on them <~Knoeki> and make money <~Knoeki> OH WAIT THAT'S FALLOUT ~Knoeki> sorry

4:33:47.pm) KyleL: me = homo

(marlowe) Denemark (%Dozer) Denmark* (marlowe) yeah I know (marlowe) I just wanted to slip an enema in

<exarch> i would wipe my ass with my hand and smack him across the motherfucking face <exarch> ive done that to people before.

10:11:56.pm) +Dreamxtreme: !8b when will pronto lose his virginity 10:11:57.pm) Miffy: Ask your mum.

11:20:22.pm) +svchost: i want some used womens underwear

<dok> shit, I feel retarted

<%CatBox360> Playing: "With Myself - No Lube" (128fps - 44 sHz - Mono)

<%Dozer> But you can always watch disney channel, and hope they show hannah montana. Just mute it, and watch her tits for some 20-odd minutes.

<bob> one of my webservers is currently engaged in TCP/IP communications with a server calling itself "showers.auschwitz.org"

* Knoeki sets mode: +qovvhvo lpeake lpeake arthoz bolshoi dok` entr0py pronto

<meety> there's this "sysadmin is..." box on our whiteboard. it normally says "available" or "in meeting room 3c-13". <meety> I replaced it with "GAY" <meety> turned out it was permanent marker

<Akama> msg NickServ IDENTIFY hgi****ord * Akama Quit (NickServ (GHOST command used by carefish)) <%carefish> lol. <%carefish> i'm such an asshole sometimes

<@meaty> one in ten children in the uk thinks the queen invented the telephone

<@meaty> if you put one pair of boxers on forwards and one backwards, you have a fly at the back to poo through <@df_> well.. you'd still have to penetrate the first pair <@meaty> nah - you just poo through the fly in the first pair, and it gets caught by the second pair to be conveniently disposed of at your own leisure

<&TorrentialStorm> anyone know a USB sound card with S/PDIF input that'll do 5.1? <+RamPage> looking for hard ways to do simple things TorrentialStorm ?

<&Meow> you can understand the brain, but not the consciousness :) <&CloverHun> true <%Dozer> Meow it's actually quite simple.. The mans consciousness will always think about boobies.. The womans consciousness will always think about what shoes to wear.

<svchost> i just wanna sit here for the rest of my life <svchost> and never do anything ever again <@DirtyDawg> go for it svchost, thats what most people here do

<Tomoya-> I accidentaly Knoeki | * Knoeki has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

* &Meow goes to get some coke

* @pronto stabs | * +| cums on pronto <+|> whoops * @pronto showers for about 30 years

tofaffy is a fan of nuts

*  tofaffy is a fan of nuts

<&Meow> t_acko: aparrently think_differentl's teacher puts the latest xkcd on the board in the mornings <t_acko> who the hell is think_different

<DirtyDawg> have you ever had a coke blowjob, its AWSOME, the girl puts coke or pepsi etc in her mouth, then you stick your dick in there and all the bubbles fizzle on the end of your nob :D

<slew> i'll flatten the coke, boil it <slew> and have me some coketea <lpeake> cock tea <lpeake> i totally read that as cocktea

<quick> i used to be brusier but that nick was to violent for me, so im going by the nick i use everywhere else <Hokey> WHO ARE YOU <slew> he's quick, thats for sure <Hokey> oh ho ho <Hokey> that's what she said etc

<travalla> you need to get a job in hell

* travella shakes meow <-- Meow (~Joe@joe.zomgwtfbbq.info) has left #p2p-net

%Dozer shows Knoeki^DSS the way to red light district, and give him 100 euroes. (~Knoeki^DSS) if you send me into the RLD with 100 euro I will come back with 70 euro worth of weed.

9:56:09.pm) ~pronto| i should hack someones linux box who uses mplayer and make mplayer mapped to rm 9:56:34.pm) %|: pronto: thats just plain evil. 9:56:40.pm) %RaverDrew: pronto: thats mean

<~pronto> wow <~pronto> i'm a fucking idiot

(~Knoeki^DSS) no, I do it by hand

<Ayon> hehe i didn't break Meow... i'm trying to fix him

<~Knoeki> you're a whore <%lpeake> just cause i fuck record store owners for vinyl when I'm poor <%lpeake> well i guess that does make me a whore...

<%Meow> LOLIPAD <slew> loli pad?

<xevious > man, I hate fucking hippies <Knoeki > then don't fuck them.

<ZZdawg> you look good in panties Meow

<&Claudandus> i feel f5-ed

8:49:49.pm) RaverDrew: im gay

<+pronto> what did cinderella say when she got to the ball? <+pronto> :Q_____ "galAllallalalal" *gag noises*

<%Meow> Knoeki <%Meow> make my mIRC black <slew> Meow: set up an alias that puts 'nnyyyaagggaaa' on the end of every line you type

1:40:18.am) * | starts crying

<slew> hacking is like sex, you get in, you get out, and you hope you didn't leave something that can be traced back to you...

* CloverHun has the munchies hmmmm <CloverHun> oh taco chips dipped in yogurt mmmmmm

<&RaverDrew> what is love? baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more <%andrew[andrboot]> o.o * | starts dancing

6:36:24.pm) sidarial: i cant count

<svchost> dont be such a gay uneducated homofag queernazi

| slew > with Google you lose your privacy, with Apple you lose your freedom and with Microsoft you lose your sanity...

<HowardTheDuck> i had a bowel of some white rino <HowardTheDuck> smoked it in my bong <&Claudandus> how does white rhinoshit tastes HowardTheDuck ? <HowardTheDuck> oh good

<dandrummerman> i think i have that same thing that i had a year ago, that had me sick for a month <slew> a woman? <dandrummerman> my skin hurts <slew> sounds like herpes

12:50:21.am) %LiLRoAdRuNnER: looks like someone spewed rainbow gizz all over the screen.

2:04:14.am) * LiLRoAdRuNnER drags pronto to bed with her.

<greyscale> you retarded dutchmen

<~Nawx> I am quite hot

< svchost2> theres nothing gay about a chick with a dick

12:07:54.am) &RaverDrew: nice cock pronto

<~pronto> RaverDrew: i love you

<~TorrentialStorm> i can't eat now. cause mum is retarded <~TorrentialStorm> she put hardly any water in so now it's boiled dry... and set fire to the plastic bag

(&Claudandus) a 700 watt could provide just enough jews to make them running

<RaverDrew|iPod> any thong is better than this piece of shit <RaverDrew|iPod> it sucks

<HowardTheDuck> this room died again <HowardTheDuck> some one say something <~PirateRobotZombieNinjaJesus> penis.<HowardTheDuck> thanks <HowardTheDuck> :)

<HighDuck> how many times must i say my brain has a hard time putting letters together <HighDuck> to form proper sentences <slew> many many many times, my brain has a hard time putting your words together, to make COHERENT sentence

<HighDuck> i want to be apart of your funny <Holland> Seems like your a part of something retarded <Holland> AH YOU INFECTED ME WITH YOUR BAD GRAMMAR

<HighDuck> how many times must i say my brain has a hard time putting letters together <HighDuck> to form proper sentences <slew> many many many times, my brain has a hard time putting your words together, to make COHERENT sentence

<&TorrentialStorm> i want pussy. but she's lazy and won't move lol <&TorrentialStorm> she's like 11 this year D:

<slew> well i'm not a pussy so quit trying to fuck me

<sidarial> i am old.. :( <sidarial> i cant keep my hand off my dick tbh

<~pronto> FAP FAP FAP DANCE FAP ITS THE F-A-P D-A-N-C-E YOU FAP WHILE YOU DANCE YOUR WAY TO AN INDEASTE EXPOSURE ARREST

<Mew> I was talkin' sign language yeah? At one of those people who don't listen yeah?

<+zepski> so full! <slew> thats what she said <+zepski> i never touched the pizza <slew> she also said that

<~pronto> YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED DICKS SO I PUT A DICK IN YOUR DICK SO YOU CAN GAY WHILE YOU GAY

<Dozer> Sex is like, totally ew.

<DirtyDawg> TS and Phoenix_UK will end up like the 2 creepy brothers that live in the house on the hill, the local children will tell spooky stories about them

<dok> fuck, I slept on my shit weird <Bawls> mmm go on...

<Knoeki> tarantualla is a pita to mix <lpeake> it's made of bread? <Knoeki> Bread in the ass? <lpeake> hahahaha <lpeake> I love it <Knoeki> I want it.

<%lpeake> I want to die by decapitation by a girl who cums so hard while I'm fucking her that shit strangles my head off <%lpeake> that's be awesome

<exarch> i walk around in the nude when im alone | * Booey takes notes

<+dandrummerbot> my x's are not the same as your x <%Meow> y?

[23:35] <exarch> perks of owning a laptop: you can use it while you poop

<slew> we don't need no...education <Knoeki> "Yes you do, you just used a double negative."

<glxblt> knoeki is 200% sexual so he can be 100% straight and 100% gay at the same time

<slew> Knoeki: then where are the jewish crack addicts eh? <slew> and don't give me the 'too cheap to pay for it' shit

<Vanguard> A law's been passed in the UK that will allow the government to tell the ISPs to block any site. <slew> stick to usenet and you'll be fine<xenophontis> in belarus we use byfly, and its awesome ;p <Vanguard> In the UK we have a stable government and clean water.

<Meow> nothing exciting in the uk ever <Meow> so this is pretty epic to have a cloud of ash

<_hArDy_> my ashtray was burning...i has no fire-extinguisher at hand, so i chose to piss on it ! piss kills fire, haha ! now it smells !

<Holland> Opera fucking sucks <Holland> I just got an crash message that the crash logging dialog was crashed and that I had to send the log manually <Holland> Someone has to die for that

<~pronto> ew linux

<xxlginger> i have a pic somewhere me drunk in Brighton in a dress

<Knoeki> Oh yeah, good old thing of lauging while drinking coke <Knoeki> coke should go into your nose as a powder, not come out as a drink :(

<Dreamxtreme> but i have a set of ribs missing <Dreamxtreme> i try to give myself a BJ and almost choked to death

<^Fungus^> what's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? <^Fungus^> Pizza's don't scream when you put em in the oven

<XmikeX> What does an Australian girl use for protection during sex? <XmikeX> . o ( A bus shelter. )

<pizza> i'd rather eat myself

<RamPage> I'll try flashing the bios <pizza> that's the oddest nickname for a vagina i've ever heard

<lpeake> I never use two hands ona lappy

<+Dreamxtreme> linux's is shit <+Dreamxtreme> not easy <+Dreamxtreme> or user friendly

<ScarS> mn vriendin heeft nog nooit van lemmings gehoord of gezien <DNA|Ghost> om deze reden mag je dus wel een keer een vrouw slaan

<zepski> !ud belgium waffle <Amy> [1/2] take a girl and a tennis racket smack her ass with it to make lines. then put syrup on her ass and lick it off.

* RaverDrew beats | with a 5 1/4 inch floppy * | moos

<&Claudandus> but like when yer an ubuntard, you automagially assume that uac is with everything and unavoidable, due to expensive n00bix compilation clutterers, building up in between the common sense reflector, and the rational bypass that links to the social acceptable behavior emitter, hence resulting in lameristic trollfests, that make a shame out of the happy ubuntu user community

<slew> why did the chicken cross the road? <slew> because he was fleeing from the Russian military death squads and just wanted to get out of there for the sake of his family and children. He was a good chicken...oh hang on a second wait.... <slew> CHECHAN not chicken

* DirtyDawg praises india for the miracle that is tea <slew> it was a joint india-chinese venture <slew> just like mount everest <slew> and overpopulation

<BlippyTheWonderSlug> im thinking its about time to turn on the oven <BlippyTheWonderSlug> we're having jews over tonight

<@paranox> we don't take kindly to blackies <@paranox> or gooks <@paranox> or spicks <@paranox> or coons <+Luke> or jews <@paranox> or a-rabs <lpeake> what about dutch? <+Luke> hmm wily is a bit dutch <@paranox> yeah, sers is pretty much dutch <@paranox> bring the dutch in <@paranox> but keep the jews out

<pronto|n900> i love how campus securty drives around in suv's blasting shitty music <CloverHun> they alert the criminals that way pronto|n900 :P <pronto|n900> lol like campus securty can do shit <Knoeki> They can bore people with a lecture about how bad whatever they got caught for is. <Knoeki> That's a reason to run away like hell.

* Claudandus shaves Phoenix_UK's legs out of boredom

<numtek> yo momma is so old, she is in debian-stable

<SF> applying for night stocker at toys r us now. <SF> u.s. is nice above it, midnight shift minimum wage is $1 more than a normal shift. :) <DirtyDawg> also you get to play with furry little elephants etc

<DirtyDawg> rofl. i just spent time messing with drivers and codecs etc, because the sound in my videos was fucked, like 15 mins worth of time, then i realised that it wasnt plugged into the jack properly, I FAIL...

Harry: ugh my kitty just walks up to my desk and starts licking my toes >_> Claudandus: yummy Claudandus: maybe it liked the french cheese aroma from yer feet Harry

<Harry> ugh my kitty just walks up to my desk and starts licking my toes >_> <&Claudandus> yummy <&Claudandus> maybe it liked the french cheese aroma from yer feet Harry

<redmatch> cocksucking computers <Knoeki^DSS> ooh, I wish mine could do that.

<%Dozer> Meow i CAN take a joke ;) <%Dozer> I'm not lpeake.

<&|> KyleL: nice cock there.

* CloverHunDreams is now known as CloverHun <~Knoeki> EVERYONE, ACT NORMAL <~Knoeki> MUM IS UP

<Knoeki> coffee & cigarettes... <3 <DirtyDawg> the breakfast of champions

<Claudandus> what kinda viruses? D: <CloverHun> I got them all so its all good :)

<Knoeki> Raxby is a kwaii chibi neko <3 <exarch> i fap to those, Knoeki

<exarch> how is a painting of jesus better then the real jesus? you only need one nail to hang the picture

<~Knoeki^G5> pronto: my 18cm penis won't fit in those, I'm afraid. <~Knoeki^G5> I know for myself that it's got a nice size, so.. <Sudos> I'm in need of some way to keep it in there all nice and cuddly <Sudos> I dunno how I'm going to accomplish this feat

<Think_Differentl> five guys made me tired -.- <dandrummerman> that sounds homo-erotic <sladigar> Agreed <Think_Differentl> mmm, it was delicious <Think_Differentl> trust me <Think_Differentl> i got more than i ordered <Think_Differentl> a lot more

<xxlginger> hot sex with teenage bots

<svchost> where did you get those beautiful drapes? oh, from a wonderful little place, target (tar-jay) <svchost> the next day, the drapes are a different color because the sun damaged the cheap, probably dangerous chemical dye in the poorly woven fabric

<@Concept> i'd fuck justin bieber if he was 10 years old <@Concept> older* <@Concept> FUCK <@darkex> CHILD ABUSE LOL!

<lpeake> so that's why nl customs were after me <lpeake> DUBSTEP

* Claudandus upgrades Phoenix_UK <~TorrentialStorm> to a girl?

<Holland> This whole fucking channel is based upon your awesomeness <Knoeki> well... I can't deny that <Knoeki> * Holland used Ego Boost on Knoeki <Knoeki> * It's super effective.

<svchost> i would never violate a woman without asking <svchost> unless she was unconscious.. <svchost> what kind of monster do you think i am?

<Claudy> nicotine, and thc, my 2 best friends since the day i was born <3

<DirtyDawg> bbl need a shave , i look like a taliban

<Harry> I know there's no god because I've been praying to die in my sleep since I was like 5, so I figured it should have happened by now...

<Phoenix> I don't has a vibrator <Phoenix> :(

<janbones> groepaz: go further... what does stoned give you ? <groepaz> beeing able to stare at bullshit scrolling by in irc without pissing my pants <djinn_wd> i can do that with a diaper

<Harry> Son, what is this Mozzarella Firefox and why is it installed on my PC?

<xxlginger> i once stuck a banana up my anus.. <xxlginger> spend all night on the toilet.. <xxlginger> it gives you the shits

<xxlginger> !8b should i kill my self? <Miffy> FUCK YES!

<%dok> !8b does my car have sufficient fuel to get me to class and back? <&Miffy> Sometimes.

<Polyphone> ikea: the winrar of the furniture world

<Knoeki> I wonder when we'll finally ditch x86 <exarch> i wonder when i'll get laid again

<ZrX-oMs> Dark music is about running in the forest holding a rubber sword.

<Dozer|lappy> pics or it didn't happend. <Boonzie> ascii art is ok too

<Knoeki> Black: hey, I like my girls to have some fat on their body <Knoeki> much better than dealing with one of those walking skeletons :\ <Dozer|lappy> Knoeki i like skeletons. That way you can always see how far up your dick is, as you can see it poking out through their skin.

(4:40:41 PM) Sarah enjoys any attention (4:41:07 PM) DirtyDawg: of course you do, you're female (4:41:09 PM) Dozer: Then again, you're a woman, so that makes sense.

<xxlginger> rabbit sex is fun

<HeavyHead> But ducks are more fun alive.. You stick it's head into a drawer. Then you clip of it's wing, and start fucking it. The missing wing will make it rotate, the flat feets will slap your balls real nice, and just before you cum, you slam the drawer to feel the dead cramps.. Yum yum.. THAT's the way to use a duck!!

(+lpeake) I don't blame you Sarah, if I was you I'd do anyone over me

<ZombieDrew> i had a dream that i was in an IRC talent show :x <ZombieDrew> TorrentialStorm: you came in 2nd <ZombieDrew> i came 5th <ZombieDrew> pronto won somehow

<zzdawg> last thing i need is another girl i met on the internet... think ill go hang near the porn store this time

<Harry> lol :V <Harry> I showed mum Ichigo Mashimaro <Harry> and now she knows I am a pedo

<Meow> i think that if Phoenix got a girl into bed, he'd say "you don't want to have sex with me" "yes i do!" "no, you don't"

* xxlginger is trying to right a email to a dutch girl and failing <Harry> maybe you need to learn basic English first :P

<Polynomial> my cat is essentially hitler <Polynomial> he hates everyone and everything <Polynomial> especially black cats

* xxlginger snorts Claudandus <&Claudandus> try not tabbing when typing coke xxlginger

<%Claudandus> !log *TorrentialStorm strokes his pussy <~TorrentialStorm> Claudandus: i've stroked my pussy quite a lot

<Dozer> You just made me click a useless 4chan pic, hoping it was some sort of weird porn. Instead you give me apple screenshot. You fucking lowlife.

* xxlginger pulls Claudandus's joystick up and down ;)

<+Meow> Knoeki: thanks for the np_simple script ;) <~Knoeki> Meow: heh, np.

<xxlginger> do not go down stairs naked sit on the toilet with door open.. cat jumps up and attacks balls.. balls now half black and swollen..

<+Meow> dammit i wish xxlginger was in york now <+Meow> then i could take him to the shooting range <@DirtyDawg> if we all chipped in, could you put a .38 in the back of his head?

* BlippyTheWonderSlug licks Noxx inappropriately to see if the carpet matches the drapes... * Holland imagines a slug licking noxx <Noxx> o_O <Knoeki> o.o

<xxlginger> Meow: i dont use butt plugs.. the last year i have been using small bottles building up to a cumber <xxlginger> i can almost get a apple up there

6:35:05.pm) &RaverDrew: pronto: imma DDoS you caz you hate iPads

10:54:49.am) &RaverDrew: happy cinco de mayo to you too http://www.goatse.cx/ :>

CrazyMcCool> I hacked my ps3 <CrazyMcCool> I used a giant hammer <CrazyMcCool> and a few usb ports

<Intensity> wenn ich euch mal erzähle, was ich und meine ex freundin gemacht haben... :D <Intensity> jack, sie hat ihren arsch vor meiner nase gestellt und in meine Nase dünn rein gekackt buahahahahahahaha

<Intensity> 5 m dick. I would like to have a stick inside myself going through all my bowel and then let the bell-end get digest in my stomach :D

<pronto> thats 2 pounds an inch o.o <exarch> pronto, which makes my penis about 25 pounds

<KyleL> im gay

5:28:18.pm) %CloverHun: your fat is chilled

<exarch> why do women have 2 sets of lips <exarch> one is to bitch at you <exarch> and the other is to apologise

<lpeake> only retards do it raw <lpeake> retards and rapists <exarch> well, i'm not a retard

(+MimiMaus) was sind cumshots ? sind das diese kleinen cocktails ?

*Claudandus touches TorrentialStorm's pussy <%Claudandus> i like your pussy TorrentialStorm <~TorrentialStorm> i thought you would <~TorrentialStorm> and i'm sure i've shown you pics of my pussy before

"Be sure your sin will find you out." Numbers 32:23

<Holland> Opera fucking sucks <Holland> I just got an crash message that the crash logging dialog was crashed and that I had to send the log manually <Holland> Someone has to die for that

<Holland> anal is for people with no vagina

<%Holland> My deathmetal playlist is now called 'Liedjes voor de tedere ziel' or in English 'Songs for the tender soul'.

<Holland> This whole fucking channel is based upon your awesomeness <Knoeki> well... I can't deny that <Knoeki> * Holland used Ego Boost on Knoeki <Knoeki> * It's super effective.

* Claudandus gives Holland a pack of goodnites <%Holland> A friend of mine has really nice ones

<Polynomial> Hyper-Text Markup Language, actually. ¬_¬ <exarch> hyper text masturbation lettuce

12:22:25.am) ~Knoeki: MOTHER TERESA HAD A MOUSTACHE, HITLER HAD A MOUSTACHE: MOTHER TERESA IS HITLER

<@DirtyDawg> Phoenix looks good

* xxlginger gets back to fucking his goat

<janh> holy shit.... <janh> a young guy born in 1986 just wrote me... <janh> he say i am his father.. <janh> wtf to do :) <janh> there is chance he is right. if she lied about the abortion... argh <janh> fuuuuuuck!

<+Polynomial> by linux virgin, do you mean "person new to linux" or "linux vet therefore no sex"?

<~pronto> humans, we sure know how to kill things

11:34:41.am) &|: pronto: u suk

* XmikeZ draws pic of swastika | <@XmikeZ> * Germany laughs | <@XmikeZ> ok | <@XmikeZ> i'll try again | * XmikeZ draws pic of Gauss fumbling on simple math operations | <@XmikeZ> * Germany aggro

<+Polynomial> my favourite pastime when I worked as a techie was putting horse porn in random system folders on customer machines <+Polynomial> it surved two purposes <+Polynomial> first it was funny as fuck if they found it <+Polynomial> second it meant I could tell which one's I'd serviced before

<baka> Help Stop Teen Pregnancy! For more information see http://www.worldofwarcraft.com

<@ZrX-oMs> At first I was like talking about male nipples but then I was like ok this is #c-64.

* darkex pest Holland

<&dandrummerman> quit being a moron <@Jamie> no

<+Meow> to everyone i know irl i'm very normal, what happens behind closed doors however is a different story >.> <@DirtyDawg> because at home he is known as Spartacus, and he wears a leather skirt

<%Noxx> chuckie: can you say "hey"? <Chuckie> hay

<exarch> my balls are hot as fuck <Knoeki> exactly.

Meow: his yellow neck jizz in your mouth >.>

<exarch> i know i'm arrogant and retarded

* Claudandus humps the living love out of xxlginger * xxlginger purrs like a vibrator

<xxlginger> snuggles Phoenix <3 <Phoenix> glares at xxlginger <TorrentialStorm> don't worry, he tried to kiss me earlier <xxlginger> gets rope hangs self

<@JB> guess what i got :P <@RamPage> hemeroids ?

<Claudy> what kinda porno you got xxlginger ? <xxlginger> sheep porn

<Harry> Got arrested for masturbating in a car last night. Police charged me with carjacking.

<ZombieDrew> TorrentialStorm: yes you are extremely ugly, and im suprised that you arent a burn victim =P

* xxlginger eats niggers

* leeh has joined #zomgwtfbbq <leeh> /bin/sh: dcccp.txt: not found <leeh> oops lol <leeh> 19:02 -!- #zomgwtfbbq Message blocked: Possible Router Exploit <leeh> ._. <leeh> fail network * leeh Quit <@TorrentialStorm> i'm just going to call that Harry

* xxlginger shaves his legs since he was 15

<TorrentialStorm> god is Knoeki <Chuckie> god's evil

<sidarial> im full of shit

<Harry> Today my mother implied that I was gay. I assume this is because I'm a 24 year old who has never been on a date, and I never leave the house.

<TorrentialStorm> Phoenix your porn addiction is preventing me from downloading any movies or games

<Wood> Follow your dreams, except for that one where you're naked at work.

1:43:20.am) %LiLRoAdRuNnER: sick, you all are sick...

<Harry> I have a fleshlight stuck between my mattress and bed stand then I place one of my monitors on the bed in portrait and put up a full screen image of richard stallman <Harry> I whipser in his ear that all my computers run Windows

<&TorrentialStorm> People like to say that i'm a loner. It's been said that i am very sick, cause all i do is sit and stroke my boner.

<Knoeki> I have something. Guess what it is. <RamPage> a hard-on

* darkex rapes BlippyTheWonderSlug | * darkex!darkex@is.n00balicious quit IRC [Input/output error]

<~Knoeki> I am going to do something stupid. <~Knoeki> I'm going to install stumbleupon.

<Harry> I want a curvy girl with shortish dark hair to tie me up, force me into a skirt, panties and blouse(Or just a dress.), thigh high leggings, heels, wig, makeup, the works. Then I want her to bend me over and fuck me in the ass with a strap-on. And refer to it as my pussy, and make me refer to it as my pussy. Afterwords she makes me her bitch and makes me go out in public in trap getup with her and eventually live like it.

[15:17:09] !corNIC! EVERYONE PM CatBox360 and say happy birthday!!!! he's 57 years old today!! !:D :D \o/ <@PMme360itsMyBday> fuck you in the ear corNIC :| <@PMme360itsMyBday> 22 != 57

* laama!~IceChat7@laama.zoo quit IRC [Quit: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day]

<+Amy> By results on Google: your dad beats your mum by 31,800,000 to 11,500,000!

<+Amy> By results on Google: your alcoholic stepfather beats up defenseless old ladies by 3,260,000 to 19,900!

<Booey> ima go touch myself now

<+Phoenix_UK> I want a gf that will fuck me with a strap-on

<retrace> ik wil ook kids <retrace> gelukkig heeft mijn vriendin een dochter (aangezien ik te lui ben om te neuken)

*dok stretches his nutsack out like a kite

<Meow> i didn't leave it to heat up for as long as i should have, and i forced it in too early.

<&TorrentialStorm> i'm getting bored with sleeping alone. i'd like a girl or cat.. preferably a cat <&TorrentialStorm> yes, i did just say i'd prefer an adorable kitty to a girl <3

8:58:34.pm) &RaverDrew: i have *http://* on highlight

<~Knoeki> Meow <~Knoeki> I had a fun idea just now. <+Meow> beer enema?

* RaverDrew sets up pr0n blocker on ThisGuys internetz * ThisGuy dies

<+Kraakhoofd> Ik ga denk ik met een Belgisch accent praten morgen <+Kraakhoofd> Of plat Brabants. <+Kraakhoofd> "Jaoh da goa mai wel lukkeh denk kk, gadde maar es mij effekes inschrijve, ik benne mear geschik voar dizzen opleiding dan ge denk"

<Polynomial> I have a dildo somewhere :/

<Harry> when I was 12 I went on alt.binaries.erotica.preteen because I thought it was for people my age..

<Harry> I just tried out ReiserFS. Damn, it has pretty killer preformance under high load. <@RamPage> Reiser was pretty killer iirc

<DirtyDawg> but Phoenix if you go bisexual, you will then have twice the chances of getting sex :o <Phoenix> DirtyDawg: 2 x 0 is still 0

<[00:34]        <poc>   i like pooping and hunting>

<CatBox360> i shall confirm however, that I do like a good penis in my throat once in a while

<Phoenix> I ended up lying on the bathroom floor for 5 mins :| <Dreamxtreme> with a 42 year old fat naked man on top of you <DirtyDawg> no, i stayed here

<Phoenix> I'm a 17 year old girl with no tits and a penis

* Phoenix <3s his mattress <@RamPage> fucking the hole in your matress again ? <+Meow> RamPage: no, there's a long phallic shape which he takes up the ass <pronto> Meow: get off Phoenix's mattress

<&|> man, I am the real prick

<Phoenix> DirtyDawg halp :( <Phoenix> k, I should get dressed now <xxlginger> Phoenix why you want DirtyDawg to help you getting dressed? <DirtyDawg> LMAO

<Lieutenant> when does karate kid come out? <savageinjun> after he waxes off

<&pronto> i use empornium and puretuna <&pronto> tuna!

<slew> imagine if IKEA made cars... you'd get like 3 tools and a 400 page manual

<slew> there's like creepy and proactive and creepy and sits in the corner quietly <slew> and you're the latter TorrentialStorm <DirtyDawg> Phoenix ? <slew> oh he sits in the corner moaning about shit <Slugsnack> you make him sound like a cellar-dwelling paedo T_T

<~Knoeki> new Youtube Of The Now <+Meow> i'm suprised that isn't household hacker...

<knoeki> cavey: ik heb ook nog wel wat te blowen {;_)} 12:02 <cavey> knoeki: nee ik ga je lul niet zuigen

<Knoeki[DSS]> I hate it when I do something cool on accident and then can't trace *how* I did it D: <enthusi> like getting first gf? :)

<Dozer> TorrentialStorm you kinda have a sister. Phoenix can be quite a girl at times

<+Meow> what ya up to bruv? i was chillin outsite the co-op and this geezer walks past so i shouted at him, and he shouted back at me and we got into this massive argument but then the coppers came along and broke up up because they said we was disrptin the peace or sumfin so i went home and sat with mah girl. <+Meow> etc.

<exarch> do you catch stuff with your balls, Knoeki ? <~Knoeki> not rly <~Knoeki> i'm like ash <~Knoeki> i'm cool and all <~Knoeki> i got lots of stuff <~Knoeki> good stuff too <~Knoeki> but in the end i'm a nerd who collects shit

<RaverDrew> ilu2 pronto :D

<Phoenix> I just can't do people <slew> well try talking to them first <slew> then try doing them

<%CloverHun> drugs and alcohol ftw :P

<+arthoz> The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Jamal aged 6.

* RaverDrew beats pronto with an 18 inch rubber dildo named the destroyer <Phoenix> RaverDrew: put that back under your mum's bed <RaverDrew> its not my moms <RaverDrew> its mine

* xxlginger loves computers <xxlginger> and I can dream about being in love with one <xxlginger> men suck <~TorrentialStorm> so do girls if you're lucky

<+daurnimator> they really need to ban soccer from these vuvuzela concerts >.<

8:30:34.pm) +lpeake: yup, that's what black people do... steal VCRs

9:14:13.pm) &RaverDrew: i cum too fast

<@DirtyDawg> CloverHun i liked canada, i thought it was like america but with class, till i found out it was responsible for giving the world justin bieber ...

<+DBZJared> c'mon now, emo children are not cute, be happy <+Claudy> o_o <+Claudy> where are the emokids ? <+Claudy> i only know one atm, but he aint on this net <+Claudy> he's our p2pnet closeted sissy spoiled diaperloving moaning emo applefag who denies all prefixes

<slew> get a job you goddamn hippie <@TorrentialStorm> slew: i can't get a job :P <slew> being gay isn't a disability <slew> fucking get out there and find one <@TorrentialStorm> no. i has school <@TorrentialStorm> and i *am* disabled <slew> see what i mean... he's a goddamn hippie <slew> he just has computers instead of weed

<@TorrentialStorm> I have black people in my family tree. <@TorrentialStorm> They're still hanging there if i remember right

<kmc34> sitting in the darkness for 0.02 seconds in the datacenter makes me realize how dependant we are on ups' and redundant feeds <kmc34> the scariest sound I've ever heard was pure nothingness <kmc34> in a building the size of home depot filled with computers <kmc34> then a hard shifting electrical boom, and the sound of twenty thousand machines beeping on POST at once <kmc34> and for the next 300 hours, pure bullshit ensues

<TorrentialStorm> xxlginger: irc. now. stop being awkward. <xxlginger> why? <TorrentialStorm> I want you to <xxlginger> You hate me.. <TorrentialStorm> no, i don't i wouldn't be talking to you if i did <TorrentialStorm> do i really have to say this? <TorrentialStorm> fine. you're my friend. happy? <xxlginger> yes

<~xxlginger> but worst is the people who go into the mens <~xxlginger> see me and go out and check <~xxlginger> and come back in a and stare <&Claudandus> they think yer a tranny xxlginger <~xxlginger> they do Claudandus <&Claudandus> i bet you'd like to be one xxlginger <~xxlginger> kinda

<&Claudandus> i got used to seeing your pussy TorrentialStorm

<%pronto> "girls are magic. they can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless thins hard"

<~KyleL> im a nazi

<+Meow> !8b does Meow have a GIGANTIC cock. <&Miffy> Yes. <+Think_Differentl> !8b is the previous statement invalid? <&Miffy> FUCK YES!

<~Knoeki> my cock is 18cm <+Think_Differentl> !8b is the previous statement invalid? <&Miffy> FUCK YES!

<+RaverDrew> dell laptop speakers > sennheiser headphones

<&Claudandus> band-aids <&Claudandus> a new form of aids, spread trough shitty music

<~xxlginger> stop being strange

<~xxlginger> sometimes i wish i was a killer so i called kill Claudandus <~xxlginger> but Claudandus is to cute to be killed <~xxlginger> Claudandus: <3

1:35:51.am) +ThisGuy: DAMN IT RaverDrew! GET BACK DOWN THERE!

<Knoeki> A teacher asks the class "What does your dad do for a living?" <Knoeki> One little boy answers "My dad is a gay stripper. Sometimes, he also lets himself get fucked in the arse if the money is right" <Knoeki> The teacher takes the boy into the hall and asks him "Is that really true?" <Knoeki> The boy looks down and says "no... my dad plays for england, but I was too embarassed to say that.."

<Dreamxtreme> i woke up this morning with a dildo in my mouth

* fleshdunce has quit (Quit: WOULD YOU EAT A RECTAL THERMOMETER?!)

<Knoeki> We used to have a really old desk fan <Knoeki> Made of copper <Knoeki> I think it was from the 50s or so <DirtyDawg> cool <Knoeki> yeah, that's what it did.

<Holland> Ani Kan jij iets voor mij verrichten? (A) <Ani> Pfff, wat is het nu, een hoertje, familielid? Gawd, ik kan al die lichamen niet meer kwijt dude.

<~Knoeki> if anyone tells you they're rare you have my permission to laugh at them and call them an idiot <reallyrose> What's rare? <&Claudandus> good games on the xbox 360 that arent either on ps3 or pc

<Knoeki> Apple could make a phone that can't make calls and people would buy it... oh wait, they did. It's called the iPod Touch.

<Knoeki> Twilight's like football. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and it's billion fans insist you just don't understand. <pronto> Knoeki: both also have bad acting

12:50:38.am) +ThisGuy: No, I'm just gay. I notice these things.

<Meow> Help Mozilla make sure your favorite add-ons get updated for upcoming Firefox releases by using this extension to report whether they still work or are having some issues with alpha and beta releases. Note: Recommended for alpha and beta users only! <Meow> This add-on has not been updated to work with your version of Firefox.

<TorrentialStorm> mmm... alcohol <Knoeki> TorrentialStorm: what kinda alcohol? <Holland> Oh god * Holland gets flashbacks from apple cider commercials with gays in them <TorrentialStorm> xxlginger was in ads?

<~TorrentialStorm> yay, you liked my pussy. <3 z0TK <@z0TK> you have a cute pussy <~TorrentialStorm> yes, yes i do :3

<Think_Differentl> JESUS IS COMING, OPEN YOUR MOUTH!

<Knoeki> one time I was sick at home <Knoeki> sleeping <Knoeki> bel rang <Knoeki> jehovas witnessess... <Knoeki> they gave me some booklet saying <Knoeki> "Awaken" <Knoeki> I said like "well yeah, I am awake now, thanks to you. go away"

<ThisGuy> I'm doing twenty things at once. <lpeake> you're a guy... <lpeake> you're as good at multitasking as the iPad.

<shock__> my personal favorite: "deine mutter hat blutgruppe nutella"

<+uNrl> im using windows 7 <%Naib> my condolences

<janh> fuck everybody, and even though madonna is a WHORE, she has one of the best song voices ever, like michael jackson. she has the will, and the skill. but her producers are assholes! <janh> no doubt she will sign with my label. its gonna take just 30 fucking seconds to get her in :d

<janh> knoeki has a special future. that he yet not know. he will be the prototype of a new movement. when he wakes up. i have foreseen this. all i see, gets to be real... <Knoeki> janh has a special future. that he yet not know. he will be in a padded cell. when he wakes up. i have forseen this. all i see, gets to be real...

* xxlginger goes to jump of a bridge | * TorrentialStorm films

<xxlginger> most geeks have crap net <xxlginger> they tend not to google and use failbook etc

<xxlginger> like lots of geeks cant even open a failbook page

<BlippyTheWonderSlug> id hump a table if it had nice legs

<Claudandus> maybe it will help phoenix to get the sand out of her vagina <Knoeki> sand in her vagina? <Knoeki> it's basically a sandbox <Knoeki> you actually have to try hard to keep children from playing in it

<~xxlginger> but worst is the people who go into the mens <~xxlginger> see me and go out and check <~xxlginger> and come back in a and stare <&Claudandus> they think yer a tranny xxlginger <~xxlginger> they do Claudandus <&Claudandus> i bet you'd like to be one xxlginger <~xxlginger> kinda

<Yoko_Tv{N0S}> in der berufschule hab ich mal einen gehenlassen das der typ neben mir in das waschbecken gekotzt hat ... und das beste : er ist dafür rausgeschmissen worden für die stunde ...!

<xxlginger> any ways im trying to code a vibrate app for android

<xxlginger> TorrentialStorm: i do <Claudandus> you will marry him ?

<lpeake> lesson learned: don't make out with your phone in your pocket <lpeake> it WILL end up in hot chocolate :D

<xxlginger> i once had a 3 year old girl try to hammer a nail into my head when i was asleep

<xxlginger> well tbh <lpeake> WOAH HE'S GOING TO BE HONEST * lpeake gets a video camera

* xxlginger is not a fucking baby thanks <xxlginger> or girl <xxlginger> or anything <Holland> a faggot maybe? <xxlginger> ^

<Meow> here's a hint: it's long, not very thick, and heading towards you <Knoeki> a penis? <gabby> sweeeeet

* pacino23 would fuck beer if it didnt ruin the taste <~sidarial> lmao * sidarial would too

<&TorrentialStorm> hows you? <~CloverHun> better, rum and coke :P

<&Claudandus> hooray for 1080p movies \o/ <~Knoeki> und anime! \:D/ <@DirtyDawg> and kittens :D <+arthoz> and pooping

<Dimethyltrip> kissing bearded men is kinda bleh <DirtyDawg> yeah i hate that

<&Claudandus> imagine the awesomeness it would be, if you could broadcast anime onto everyones tv, in the house at the same time <+Polynomial> or pr0n <+Polynomial> or, omg <+Polynomial> you could UHF rickroll <+Polynomial> channel 1 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP <+Polynomial> channel 2 NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN <PigmonkeY> channel 3, faggots who still think rickrolling is funny or current.

<TorrentialStorm> Think_Differentl: my sister has a penis <lpeake> lmao TorrentialStorm <lpeake> that's hot

<DirtyDawg> some dude not far away from here killed 12 people randomly the other week too <DirtyDawg> drove round shooting peeps lol <Holland> Good thing you're never outside

<&Claudandus> bunnies are the silent witnesses and soft cuddlepillows for those who need some <3 <&Claudandus> whore are in need of some <3 * <&Claudandus> who ** <&Claudandus> >.> <@RamPage> Freud FTW Claudandus <@RamPage> :)

<Lyucit> they should call fire escapes \f

<@TorrentialStorm> there's a nigger here.. <~Knoeki> it's not like they're an endangered species... although one might argue that you'd find *that* to be the problem.

<&Claudandus> she has a cute pussy as well :3 <&TorrentialStorm> i bet she does <~xxlginger> i can imagine ;) <&Claudandus> she is called shiba <&Claudandus> and almost 2 ^-^ <~xxlginger> wow she named her pussy? <~xxlginger> hows it 2 years old? <&Claudandus> ... <~xxlginger> it would be 27 * xxlginger hides

<TorrentialStorm> http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-New-Friend-Fast i should link Phoenix to that <TorrentialStorm> http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Imaginary-Friend or that

<@ZrX-oMs> "What's the point of a baby? You can't even play a rudimentary game of Tetris on a baby. Not without taking hallucinogens."

* TorrentialStorm hugs his daughter Claudandus <3 <~xxlginger> TorrentialStorm: if your Claudandus her dad what does that make phoenix? <&TorrentialStorm> it makes Phoenix retarded

<+Pawsie> C++ scares me now. <+Pawsie> it was my gateway language.. then i drifted away.

<@TorrentialStorm> i need to get laid. any volunteers? * &Claudandus takes it, and slowly nibbles on it

<+Holland> Blankets: Cheaper than a prostitute, twice as cuddly

* Claudy wriggles and purrrs softly, pushing daddy's hand deeper into her small slit

* TorrentialStorm rapes Claudy softly <TorrentialStorm> uh *pets >.>

* Claudy ooos, and rubs daddy's hand over her pussy

<bob> so i was pooping this massive stinky, and midway there apparently was a giant air bubble that i farted out super hard because i was pushing <bob> and the force of the sudden release of air almost made me fall off the toilet <bob> that's my bathroom story for this week.

*Dreamxtreme licks Claudandus <3 <@TorrentialStorm> Dreamxtreme: don't molest her. only i'm allowed to do that :P <Dreamxtreme> is she your cousin ? <Dreamxtreme> =.= <@TorrentialStorm> no, daughter >.>

<Jamie> id tap phoenix though

<+poc> yeah cause i now have arse crisps <+poc> arse crisps = sweat dripping down your arse crack so it gets sore and chaffed <+poc> like eating a pack of crisps with your arse <+poc> or so i would imagine

<Polynomial> php and crap should never be in the same sentence. <Polynomial> unless it's a sentence stating that the two shouldn't be in the same sentence, of course.

<lpeake> are you coming tonight? cause if you aren't you're a fucking vegetarian lettuce lover tbh

<Knoeki^MIX> even mixing is a whole feat with this weather <Knoeki^MIX> I'm sweating like Harry in a preschool

<Harry> how can I pedo fap to this? http://i.imgur.com/fucmB.jpg

<chachin> xxlginger is more anoying than the "angry german kid"

<+Meow> THERE'S AN INSECT IN MY SCREEN <~Knoeki> *in*? <+Meow> no <+Meow> my monitor <~Knoeki> Well, I guess that means you'll... <~Knoeki> ...have to debug it.

<Meow> i'm sat here sucking my own penis because i think i'm that hot.

<TorrentialStorm> unlike Harry i'd wait until they're legal <Polynomial> legal smaegol. <Polynomial> MY PRECIOUS LOLIS

<&Miffy> No quotes found matching your query: *harry fails*

<+Amy> Translated from German to English: Apple are nothing but money grabbing condoms

<Jamie> ts tell phoenix i'd sleep with him if he wanted

<LiLRoAdRuNnER> I think definitely RaverDrew and TorrentialStorm are hotter than Jamie.

<Meow> an england player starts to shout banter at the referee <Meow> as the match goes on, he keeps slagging off the ref <Meow> eventually, he shouts out "HEY, THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE" <Meow> the england player replies "Oh, i didn't think you'd notice"

<Meow> back to syncing and organising apps <Meow> 235 to organise <Meow> i'm a busy man <Meow> i therefore use none of them

<~CloverHun> sid is so a bitch RaverDrew lol

[04:56] <~pronto> 4:55:32.pm) &|: I tend to suck large erect penises <%CloverHun> how?<~pronto> with his mouth, CloverHun

<+zearen> Too bad I don't have a graphics card (Well it's an integrated intel card, but that's the same thing as no graphics card.)

<Harry> i love to molest children

<@KyleL> i love guys

<PigmonkeY > it might be fun to pretend you're a kid, but nobody over the age of 20 wants to go drinking with a 5 year old. <PigmonkeY > unless they're harry

<@Knoeki> orgasms are actually good for your health :P <Krill> and frequent ejaculation = less risk of prostate cancer! \o/ <@Jope> this channel's prostate risk is most likely among the smallest in the world

[16:20] <~Knoeki> maybe he's not that retarded and you might learn something.

<@zerozillion> could call the landlord, but oh well... better not have him here <@Knoeki> 'cause it's such a mess again? :P <@zerozillion> atm its ok, but still... visitors could get hurt when not exactly knowing where to step <sonicski> "no! don't fucking step on that amiga!" <sonicski> "hey dude, those 5,25" floppies are priceless!"

<&|> mmm, midget cheese

<Holland> If TorrentialStorm had a sister <Holland> I would date it. <Holland> her*

<Harry> Two iPhone 4s got married. The ceremony was great! But the reception was awful... if only they had held it in another place.

<~Knoeki> coding visual basic is like sex with fat girls <~Knoeki> it's ok to do it now and then, but most people stand above it, so you'd rather not tell anyone.

<%pronto> coding java is like smoking cigerettes, lots of people do it, think its cool, and otehrs abosoultly fucking hate it

<%pronto> i like to wear my women as hats

<yoshi314> htc - Hard To Collect <lejonet> HTC, gotta catch em all?

1:56:37.pm) %CloverHun: omgosh thats toad is cute lol

<Harry> I have came to a conclusion: IRC is like a crackhouse. Basically, you got addicted. Everyone else there got addicted, and anything resembling the people they were just disappeared; they just crave the thought of being with others like them... even if they never say a word.

<~Knoeki> Raxby: "Yesterday, somebody bought 241,000 tonnes of cocoa beans. " <&Raxby> That period of his wife must've been crazy bad

<%Meow> no, i'm severely sexually frustrated... can i fuck you? :P <~Knoeki> Meow: sure. <3

<&Raxby> Cat woke me up at 5am again D: <&Raxby> She's a really good alarm clock. The only problem is that she picks the time.

SpeedSeed!~SpeedSeed@P2PNET-58D20972.bb.sky.com joined #torrentialstorm <+Knoeki> that better not be his nickname in bed.

<%Meow> i sleep for a good 12-14 hours on a weekend <%Meow> which my ex kind of hated me doing >.< <%Meow> so i told her to go fuck herself <%Meow> which i guess she does more and more now >.>

<%Meow> every minute Phoenix spends in his room being emo is another minute she's gay. <%Meow> and yes, the mix of gender is intentional.

* %Phoenix whines

<Holland> I sometimes fap and then stop because I fall asleep out of boredom <TorrentialStorm> so you fall asleep on yourself cause you're that bad? :o <Holland> Yes <Holland> I am bad at fapping

12:44:59.am) +dandrummerman: !g Cock and Ball Torture

<~pronto> lol instead of a netbook, i'm just gonna get an ipad

<mystra> it's pr0nz <&TorrentialStorm> he has enough of that <mystra> one can never have enough <&TorrentialStorm> i found 561GB on one drive <mystra> i've changed my mind

3:20:47.am) +|+ RaverDrew|mac [485e3d39@P2PNET-63C83AD.mibbit.com] has joined #moo

3:20:47.am) +|+ RaverDrew|mac [485e3d39@P2PNET-63C83AD.mibbit.com] has joined #moo 3:21:05.am) RaverDrew|mac: pronto: i just borrowed my sisters mac o.o

<%Meow> !tr nl:en Alleen de pasta vergeten <+Amy> Translated from Dutch to English: Only the pasta password

<&Claudandus> i bet harry shaves his legs as well :D <@Harry> no I don't <@Harry> I shave my asshole though <&HellFire> For your dad?

<&TorrentialStorm> i can't even stop apache :| <~Knoeki> try sending a cowboy

<&RaverDrew> so a homeless man walks into a bar <~pronto> and masturbates to donkies

<ThisGuy> I could spend all day doing quotes, but that would annoy the fuck out of people. <~Knoeki> nah <%Meow> not really <~Knoeki> not really <%Meow> Knoeki does it all the time <~Knoeki> people do it all the time <~Knoeki> including me. <~Knoeki> DAMN YOU MEOW

<+MrPink> w00t just sat on the toilet without putting the seat down. its gonna be that kind of birthday i think.

<Ymgve> reminds me of the joke about the guy that goes to 10 different shrinks, every antidepressiva known to man, and he still don't get cured <Ymgve> turns out he just was a Finn

<~Knoeki> the room number I have <~Knoeki> matches my age :P <sando> 6? <~Knoeki> half that. :P

<%Meow> i'm an arrogant fuck, but, being an arrogant fuck, i refuse to accept that

<Holland> What's up <lpeake> the roof <lpeake> and it's NOT on fire

<null> I'd love to see you dressed in a latex nazi uniform.

<dunn> I like dongs, do you? :) * dunn Quit (Killed (jetuser (bye))) * ~Loki|Laptop shakes his head sadly <~Loki|Laptop> that guy likes dongs

<Catalyst> <robokitty> every now and then she'd start shaking all over, and the only remedy was force feeding her cheese <Catalyst> He was talking about his dog

* Meow sets mode: +b *!*@*rry.is.awesome <%Meow> Harry: speak now if you disagree that mIRC is better * Meow sets mode: -b *!*@*rry.is.awesome <Harry> admin abuse <Harry> admin abuse <Harry> admin abuse * Harry was kicked by Miffy (Don't repeat yourself so quickly! 59191 sec. ban))

<@djinn_wd> "big americans" ;D <@djinn_wd> spot on, dr. oetker <@djinn_wd> trolling in the kitchen since 19-forever

<Jezus> i am stupid, but not that stupid

<xxlginger> Claudandus: i wish i had boyfreind

<Phoenix_UK> TorrentialStorm We has cucumbers don't we? <xxlginger> OMG <TorrentialStorm> if we're growing them, you're not allowed to use them for that <TorrentialStorm> go buy one from tesco

<&pronto> i'd have to shave my goatsee xD

* xxlginger sudo make TorrentialStorm listen Knoeki tune | <&TorrentialStorm> 'xxlginger' is not in sudoers. This incident will be reported.

<~Knoeki> I know how lpeake can get rich. <sando> prostitute <+lpeake> but i've done that so many times <+lpeake> want to do something interesting

<&TorrentialStorm> we should start collecting donations. to get Phoenix laid <&TorrentialStorm> or to make her a girl

* xxlginger steals Claudanduss internet * Claudandus calls the cops on xxlginger * xxlginger goes to jail <&Claudandus> lulz * Claudandus locks DarthMorlock into the same cell as xxlginger <&Claudandus> she's a bit old, but she will scream like a little girl, and she is all yours DarthMorlock :_) <~xxlginger> help

<Harry> oh god I bought a bottle of honey today <Harry> it feels good on penis <TorrentialStorm> you're fapping with honey now? <Harry> yes <Harry> feels nice

<%Polynomial> talking about prostitute skulls is probably a really bad way to pick up girls <%Polynomial> and is probably also the reason why Harry never gets the loli girl of his dreams <%Polynomial> "So, how old are you? 8, I see. Wonderful. Do you wanna see my collection of prostitute skulls?"

<&Claudandus> you havent even molested your own daughter yet this week <&TorrentialStorm> i'm sure i did

<Dawg|Lappy> TorrentialStorm i had a girl ask me what i liked in a woman, i said my penis :D

<Sammi> 6 <elaine> 7! <Sammi> 1122 <Sammi> 42+ <elaine> 118 <Sammi> dammit <Talia> "dont talk to me about life" <elaine> 1138] <Sammi> numlock was on

<&TorrentialStorm> Sexual offences act also says you're not allowed to penetrate any part of a corpse <xxlginger> thats fail <xxlginger> if my wife died i would want to give her one last fuck <xxlginger> as a goodbye present

<~Pikachu> <NETBOOK> FUCK YOU I'M NOT ON A FLAT SURFACE <~Pikachu> <KNOEKI> BE QUIET AND WORK DAMNIT <&TorrentialStorm> <NETBOOK> BITE ME <~Pikachu> <KNOEKI> OH I WILL IF YOU DON'T STFU <%pronto> <NETBOOK> OH MY GOD I CAN TALK HOW CAN THIS BE

<xxlginger> thanks TorrentialStorm <xxlginger> air bed <3 <xxlginger> lots of pussy here <&TorrentialStorm> i only have 2 :o <&TorrentialStorm> well, there's also my sister

<pronto> TorrentialStorm: i have a pipe (this is gonna be quoted -.-) fetish

<&TorrentialStorm> so.. i may get laid in a couple years >.> <+slew> perhaps even in a real coffin

<+slew> intergalactic proton powered electrical tentacled advertising droids?

<fourn443> So, I was just takin a stroll <fourn443> And a 43 year old walked up to me, and gave me her number <slew> it was your mother <fourn443> I hope so, I need to get laid

<+slew> http://cats4gold.com/

<xxlginger> people still buy cds? <xxlginger> i mean kids <TorrentialStorm> people buy kids? <Noko_112> sure, look at china

<xxlginger> im just sexiest

<~Knoeki> You know you're a geek when other geeks tell you to "go outside".

<&TorrentialStorm> i named my VM Woody <~Knoeki> was woody... hard... to set up? (: <~Knoeki> not too much dicking around, I hope. <&TorrentialStorm> immature :P <~Knoeki> don't act cocky. you're the one talking about woodies.

<+slew> i wear a watch cause i like how my arms weigh different amounts

<~pronto> i enjoy picking my nose

<@ZrX-oMs> taking a 5 hour walk in the forest kinda backfires when it starts to rain and you're in the middle of nowhere. <@Grue> never heard of umbrella, what about raincoat? <@Grue> backpack is kinda usefull too for carrying such novelties <@AMJ> what are these female gadgets you speak of

<@Loki> you aren't going to defeat my ego, its huge <@Loki> oddly, like my penis

<@gham2> carrion75: if a girl tells me her name + phone number, next day i can remember the number but not the name

* slew!~brainz@sweet.zombie.jesus quit IRC [Quit: People who are scared of paedophiles just need to grow up.]

<chuckie> Well i gotta go I will chat with you people later <chuckie> Good bye. * chuckie (~chuckie@E7090941.3056DAA8.B9BEBA82.IP) Quit (Killed (Loki (gtfo)))

<~pronto> i think i just beat it?

<Harry> TorrentialStorm: http://i.imgur.com/RhQtM.jpg :D <TorrentialStorm> Harry: totally you

<pronto> since yiou can download more ram, why not just download more harddrive space

<&Claudandus> !8b does phoenix has sand in her vagina ? <&Miffy> Definately.

<pronto> i like to pick my nose <pronto> i wonder if i can orgasm soley from picking my nose <pronto> that would be neat

12:12:51.am) |: only thing I can think of right now is leopard sex...

<Sudos> do I want GRUB or LILO? <AndyZ1> if it was GRUB or LOLI, the choice would be much harder <AndyZ1> 'the choice' not being a petname for my penis, btw

* pronto is fondling his balls * pronto high fives CloverHun <%CloverHun> ^5's pronto

<Harry> http://harry.lu/files/me1.jpg <Harry> do I look like I'm fucking 13?

<&TorrentialStorm> i hate sunlight

<TorrentialStorm> a unicorn is just a pony with a strapon

<&TorrentialStorm> the fuck. how did i get a friction burn on my leg? :\ <%Meow> too much fapping <&TorrentialStorm> lolno <ScarS> too little fapping -> sleepfapping = friction burn <&TorrentialStorm> nn

<%pronto> the professor who reminded me of the horrors that took years of thearpy ....with a sticker

< ZZdawg:#zomgwtfbbq> I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.

<RaverDrew> you a woman? <bawls> i wish <bawls> i'd never leave the house ;) <TorrentialStorm> i wouldn't either <TorrentialStorm> i'm going to do that next year though <moose1981> become a woman?

<lpeake> I wanna play with everyone

<+RaverDrew> DirtyDawg: you need another pic on facebook o.o <+RaverDrew> you look like a rapist :s <@DirtyDawg> cool

<Jamie> got a little bit on mousepad <Jamie> and myself

<%CatBox360> <@Loki> I HAVE NO PENIS <%CatBox360> lolwut O_o <@Loki> its true :(

<TorrentialStorm> Phoenix: mum nearly grabbed my fleshlight >.<

11:19:34.am) &|: it was way to fucking quick 11:19:38.am) ~pronto| thats what she said

<Phoenix> I have no idea if I'm packed or not.. <slew> just check your pocket. If you find a pistol, you're still packing <slew> if you find a fleshlight, return it to ts

<&TorrentialStorm> "Your momma's so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said 'I can't fix that'."

<knoeki> STAND ASIDE, HE KNOWS REGEX; THIS MAN IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS - WITH REGEX.

<+Claudy> DONT ACCUSE ME OF DICKERY o.o <+Claudy> LINK ME TO IT FIRST <+Claudy> SO I CAN COMMIT THE CRIMES <+Claudy> :3 <+Claudy> then, accuse me again ^-^

<ZZdawg> i thought of going back to college, but then i realized 3/4 of the people who graduate are dumber than i am with a ged and a dozen beers

<Mako> i'd rather not suspend my membership of ignorancia anonymus, because the tinfoil hat restricts my thoughts in such a pleasurable way

2:24:07.pm) +|+ Lordnecropolis2 [~pocketirc@EE549EF0.14BB1DF5.9DC99B15.IP] has quit [Quit: OMG!!!!!! Prudence is beating me!!!!!!]

<chachin> OMG i farted and it smells like harry :X * &CloverHun wonders how chachin knows what Harry smells like O.O <@DirtyDawg> every saturday night, chachin milks harrys anal scent glands

<CyberKitty> svchost is messed up in the head <CyberKitty> so ignore anything he says <CyberKitty> cause i'll just be shit coming out of his mouth

<~pronto> when i try to avoid homework i masturbate while picking my nose

* @SanderFocus brings him mom <@SanderFocus> now what.. * @CBA will introlink your mother and spread her ;) <@CBA> What sort of trainer shall we add hehe <@SanderFocus> hometrainer please <@CBA> oh op die fiets

< Yoyoto > nappy

<TorrentialStorm> mum is watching inbetweeners with me <slew> that's not as awkward as watching american pie with your parents <Knyght> that's not as awkward as watching porn with your parents. <slew> that's not as awkward as making porn with your parents. <Knyght> that's not as awkward as making snuff porn with your parents

< Phoenix|> I'm not trying to molest her < Phoenix|> she's just a friend <+slew> he's trying to rape her <+slew> not molest her <+slew> jeez, he's no pervert

<Phoenix|> those are the 2 things it's for <Phoenix|> trolling or complaining <zepski> or trolling while complaining <zepski> trollaining*

<&Claudy> ITS KINDA LIKE I'M MARRIED TO MY EYE ARE SEA

<~Claudy> THERE IS NO NO IN NAPPY TIME

<+Claudy> hence irc wins by default! \o/ <+Yoh> ^ <+Claudy> helping to effectively offer a problem for climate change :D <+Claudy> since well, those cycles would've gone lost anyhow :3

* Claudy gives DirtyDawg a bowl full of aspirin * DirtyDawg crushes up the asperin, mixes it with citric acid, burns it in water on a spoon, draws it through a filter then inject himself with it, oooohhhh "whooosh" and my headache is gone

<Phoenix> if I had a lot of money I'd have 2 options <Phoenix> either make my own i3 1U server <&Claudy> or get a sex change ?

<darkex> faggot of a fat lady lives next to my school -- i'm like walking nicely and calmly -- and she's like -- FUCK OFF MY FOOTPATH YOU BASTARD -- i keep walking and i give her the finger then run off -- pissiest bitch ever

(~Phoenix|) I don't molest her (~Phoenix|) it's called grooming

<&DNA|Ghost> tot nu toe 2 kleine minpuntjes aan de htc desire <&DNA|Ghost> je kan hem niet bedienen met motorhandschoenen aan <&DNA|Ghost> en geen office documenten bewerken <&DNA|Ghost> of 15 dollar dokken voor een programma wat het wel kan <Demoncain> wilde je onderweg op de motor je boekhouding doen DNA|Ghost? <@Arie> wel zo efficient gebruik van de tijd

* TorrentialStorm molest Claudandus and hides <&TorrentialStorm> Claudandus: ily <3 <&Claudandus> TorrentialStorm <3 <&Claudandus> yer such a dirty zooophilic cub molester <3 <&Claudandus> ily for that :3 * TorrentialStorm hides

<&|> holy crap, ie9 actually looks decent

(22:29:36) ! +Guegs doesn't know how to have sex with himself.

Yoh was booted from #TG/DL by YOU (sudo apt-get thefuckout)

*** Death2199 was kicked by CloverHun (No I AM CANADIAN)

<RaverDrew> 15 is too damn big personaly <RaverDrew> 12 seems to fit me right

<~KNOEKi> I listen to bands you've never heard of <~KNOEKi> but only the first album

< Ahoalton > I have dial-up internet

(Phoenix|Phone) someone on my course read my texts and now won't stop asking me if I'm gay

<~pronto> I'M FAT ;_;

<%pronto> i enjoy picking my nose <&Claudandus> i enjoy knowing that pronto. <%pronto> i enjoy that you get enjoyment out of my nose picking

<~Hokulocs> i suck <~pronto> so? <~Prudence> i do too <~pronto> its fun :D <%dandrummerman> thats what she said

<Wood> i hav plenty of dead bodies to attend <CaffeineMuffin> Wood: ever rape them?

* Phoenix| grows boobies

<Ahoalton> pronto: how do you change between servers in irssi? | <~pronto|> ctrl x | * Ahoalton has quit [Quit: Changing server] |

<~pronto> brb the toilet is hungry

<Ahoalton> is lastfm like what.cd

<~pronto> HEY I WAS TOLD 3.3INCH WAS AVERAGE

~schism72: i hate you RaverDrew

<%Polynomial> "The hard drive is custom made"

<Phoenix> there's only one person I actually trust <TorrentialStorm> your bf <Phoenix> die

<Phoenix> how's you? <@Prudence> good <@Prudence> you? <Phoenix> meh <~pronto> who didn't predict that!

* CloverHun thinks MercyAngel should have the record over sidarial :P <@sidarial> stfu <@sidarial> u smell <+MercyAngel> me too!

&|: I am actually thinking about moving likea n hour north to be able to get fios

* Yoyoto Quit (Quit: NAPPY TIMEEE)

<Harry> I could eat 1 12" maybe, and I'd probably throw up

<CaffeineMuffin> but butt plugs <3

<mophk> | MOO YOU PRICK * | ass rapes mophk <mophk> rawr <mophk> moar honey

<@Guegs> they kind of look down on ejaculating for a school project <@Guegs> ever since 9/11<@Guegs> thanks a lot bin ladin

<pronto> chromium is uploading files (though a socks5 proxy to my house) to google, from a directory that is a remotely mounted folder that is at my house <pronto> its like pin gpong xD

<@Guegs> Bawls, you actually give really good advice on life. I've learnt a lot from you.

<~pronto> HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU CUNT SLUT BITCH

<&FalloutDrew> i smell >:o

%CloverHun: hello &RaverDrew: FUCK YOU BITCH ILL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT %CloverHun: O.O

* Amy gives CaffeineMuffin a pack of Pull Ups * CaffeineMuffin ignores Claudandus and Amy * Claudandus ignores CaffeineMuffin as well <%dok> aww don't be discouraged <%dok> you're a big kid now

<&CloverHun> whats your favourite cheese to smoke bullmastiffs?

<+rainielle> RaverDrew broke my bed

<+Phoenix> I can't meet new people :| <&RaverDrew> yes you can. <&RaverDrew> do it <&RaverDrew> walk over to someone and be like yo wazzup? <&RaverDrew> my names phoenix <&RaverDrew> wanna go back to my place? <&RaverDrew> have a spot of tea maybe watch the telly?

[07:35:34] <+Phoenix> but dildos are awesome <+Phoenix> also <+Phoenix> mine is aluminium :p

<&Julia> pronto: rawr o.o <~pronto> gtfo you tranny

1:11:05.am) &|: starwars christmas special, best movie of all time!

* LiLRoAdRuNnER lix |. <%LiLRoAdRuNnER> you are now my best friend <%LiLRoAdRuNnER> !

<~pronto> RaverDrew: she said you'll be the one getting screwd in the teeth in a few minutes <&RaverDrew> make that sexual for me =P <~pronto> a drill to the teeth is sexual for you? <%_____> what a twisted individual you are <~pronto> indeed

%CloverHun: of course I cheated but I'm in the lead now :D

*** pronto was kicked by pronto (D:)

<Harry> if a girl asks you what your opinion on abortion is, is it a trap question? <Harry> I'm used to dating men, I never get asked this question :(

<Harry> My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. I told her that was a pretty big word for a twelve-year-old.

<mach_kernel> let's convince Mastershake that masturbation gives you hairy palms

<Harry> I like my women like I like my source code; 12 years old, from India, and poorly documented.

(%Dozer) Do like the rest of us when we need money, sell your body. (&TorrentialStorm) no. i'm not Harry (@Loki) we all have a little Harry in us

<slew> if you're late for special ed class, is it p.c. for your teacher to call you tardy?

<+ThisGuy> But Nazis are adorable. <~schism72> agreed

<CaffeineMuffin> I don't like games that much <CaffeineMuffin> They get boring <TorrentialStorm> It's not the games. It's you <CaffeineMuffin> TorrentialStorm i know.. If a girl got into bed with me. She would die of boredom before sunrise. <TorrentialStorm> you wouldn't even get that far

<DirtyDawg> little things make TorrentialStorm happy, thats why he loves his penis

<&Death2199> bawls u can go jack Guegs off

&|: jesus is our lord and saviour

Coda: pronto you here? ~pronto| nope Coda [] has quit [Connection reset by peer]

<pronto> i like 48 inch or something

<pronto> sex is a lot like spinach ..... if you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult

&EmoDrew: and i went to the apple booth

<disclaimerola> rebooting is a normal part of windows functionality

17:11:54) (@Guegs) yes, I'm gay.

Death2199 Im a faggot!!

<+slew> you can only be as leet as Knoeki is if you have his mojo <~Knoeki> I can fuck like a rabbit.

<Knoeki> rabbits envy my fucking <Knoeki> :_D

(22:51:07) (&Death2199) ok Guegs ill stop fucking with you /s op commands (22:51:14) (@Guegs) i don't believe you!! (22:51:17) (&Death2199) ok (22:51:17) • Quits: Guegs (~Billy_Boy@P2PNET-9D8DF17B.msjw.hsdb.sasknet.sk.ca) : [ Quit: ]

<Durzo> I have just stumbled upon the largest collection of black porn in my life

<Dawg|lappy> brb fucking annoying neighbour ...... <Phoenix|> Dawg|lappy: wear a condom

<~RaverDrew> bigdall: if you ever get fibre, you gotta do a FLAC broadcast :D <&Bawls> i wanna see the hairs on his chest in HD...

<RaverDrew> bigdall: HARDER!

[22:25] <@Guegs> i haven't hardly studyied a day in my life

[22:51] <+Death2199> Guegs ur GF texted me for a message

<&bawls> Justin Biebers Diary HD(720p H.264 AAC) 2.avi 331.40 MB <&bawls> \o/!!!

<&Death2199> so Mr_Nobu is sexy

(16:52:21) (&ThisGuy) Yeah.. like I can get RaverDrew to do anything.

<&|> mmm, bbq reindeer.

<~pronto> meh@coach purse, all my purses are 1st class, fuck coach

RaverDrew: but i like trannys

<~pronto> vista>*

* RaverDrew np: Ke$ha: Animal + Cannibal (Deluxe Editio... - Sleazy [03:25m|916kbps|44kHz|FLAC] <~schism72> i love this band

<Knoeki> I can't join a certain channel <Knoeki> and I don't even get an error from the server or anything <DeeKay> knoeki: it's the US government. Have you been accessing wikileaks?

<%Polynomial> buy them all the alcohols <%Polynomial> and get them so wasted <%Polynomial> so school is anarchy

(~Knoeki) I've done it with lpeake

1:06:55.am) &RaverDrew: i do read digg

<~pronto> firefox==ie6

<&CloverHun> :P Whore

&|: guess RaverDrew is the dildo king now

<pronto> i woke up in my boxers shivering in my boxers in the bathroomo

<&|> "I miss my donkey."

1:02:53.am) &RaverDrew: just pooped the biggest poop of my life. feels good man

<@DirtyDawg> TorrentialStorm told me that Phoenix doesnt wear clothes, he just wraps himself up in cling film

<Phoenix> why can't I hug you? :( <z0TK> why do you want to now? <z0TK> for the last 5 days you have been petting me just to be annoying >:( <Phoenix> that's why I've been petting you

<&|> actually, donkey porn is quite funny to watch

* Yoyoto (~Wait.What@3DB5200E.B067EA5B.9048E1B7.IP) has joined #zomgwtfbbq <TorrentialStorm> me and the girl that was with us kept getting stroked by some random creepy woman <TorrentialStorm> and an old lesbian that was high tried to molest her <Yoyoto> o.0 <Yoyoto> WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTO.

<TorrentialStorm> unintentionally <TorrentialStorm> mounted it :o

<Lord_Vader> i want a piglet * TorrentialStorm gives Lord_Vader a niglet and a chain <Lord_Vader> even better <3

<+Phoenix> <DirtyDawg> they name their computers after girls names as thats the closest to femals thet they get <- pretty much :|

<+Meow> i remember that dong

<+Meow> i remember that dong <+slew> that's what Phoenix said <+Meow> song also <+Meow> fucker

<~schism72> have hours and hours of nonstop baby action packed fun n_n

<disclaimer> i have a very small one <disclaimer> mabee 5 inches tall

~pronto| gta = gay transexual assfuck &RaverDrew|G2: gta is fucking awesome

%andrew[andrboot]: and i have a tight ass

<+Meow> i have a + tyvm <+slew> no <+slew> my window doesn't discriminate <+slew> and nor do i <+Meow> "<+slew> and nor do i" <+slew> !down * Commodore64 sets mode: +v slew

<Meow> one thing i don't get <DirtyDawg> sex?

<+slew> i suck at timestamps so much. I also like cawk.

<Meow> disregard the previous quote, i suck cocks

<+slew> disregard the previous quote, i suck cocks

<Meow> disregard the previous quote, i am a massive cock

<+Meow> disregard the previous quote, slew is a trolling faggotface. In other news TorrentialStorm will hate us.

<~sid> well i can wank in 2 mins <~sid> would be very efficent <~sid> 2 mins pop pop<~sid> whats next <~dandrummerman> sid: more pics <~dandrummerman> or gtfo

<Typoman_> well shit... i've got 600ml of cream about to go off, suggestions? <Dreamxtreme> um <Dreamxtreme> stop tugging so much?

<Meow> <%Polynomial> rather difficult to pull out and look for it <Meow> lolpenis

<+SF> inbase? outbase? <&TorrentialStorm> it converts between bases <&TorrentialStorm> you do know what a base is? <+SF> yes, a place where soldiers shoot at alien ships. :D

<%Polynomial> memcpy basically loops a dword copy using rep mov <%Polynomial> which is compatible, but slow <%Polynomial> they could easily detect if the processor supports movs or xmm <+slew> yes mr. computerman, whatever you say <%Polynomial> I replaced it with about 6 lines of x86 asm <%Polynomial> runs 30 times faster <+slew> suddenly i get how my friends felt when i started

<Harry> I shave my other leg and rub it against the other leg in bed to make it feel like there's a female sleeping with me :3

<Phoenix> I can't find my fucking wallet <Polynomial> so use your regular one. <Phoenix> I don't know where that is either

<+Meow> what's the alternative to html tables? <+slew> html chairs

<Catalyst> Africa is just a bunch of niggermonkies <Catalyst> No people there

<Polynomial> my gf used to say "boo" to me a lot <Polynomial> until I replied "bees"

<Knoeki> i'm sat here sucking my own penis because i think i'm that hot.

<Claudandus> i cant masturbate anymore :|

<PigmonkeY> i want a toilet made of prostitute skulls

<Holland> !tr nl:en Steek de draak niet met me <+Amy> Translated from Dutch to English: Insert the dragon not with me

<Phoenix|> <Miffy> [82/2046] [~Knoeki] I want to get fucked up the ass hard and good. <- same

<hroman> whats so "US" about that fridge? :O <%Polynomial> it's large, contains lots of food <%Meow> like an american

korozion: I wonder what would happen if everyone in the world all farted at the same time

<Schwabette> best dong ever <Schwabette> or one of them

<~Knoeki> when I was like, 6, I used to think USA was 'Untitled States of America" <~Knoeki> because I was such a nerd back then already, and Untitled looks a lot like United. <%Polynomial> then they saved each state <%Polynomial> and zipped the files up <%Polynomial> and they became united

<DA12GAUGE> is it hard to get a job? <Holland> Depends on everything <Holland> Are you highly-educated? In what? Can you speak Dutch well? Do you have a criminal record? <DA12GAUGE> i have criminal record.. i dont speak dutch.. im good in english tho <DA12GAUGE> not educated yet <DA12GAUGE> miss two years * Knoeki vinkt 'ongeschikt' aan.

<DA12GAUGE> is it hard to get a job?

<DA12GAUGE> is it hard to get a job? <Holland> Depends on everything <Holland> Are you highly-educated? In what? Can you speak Dutch well? Do you have a criminal record? <DA12GAUGE> i have criminal record.. i dont speak dutch.. im good in english tho <DA12GAUGE> not educated yet <DA12GAUGE> miss two years * Knoeki vinkt 'ongeschikt' aan.

<&ZZdawg> i didnt know i was gay til i fuxxed an aussie and liked it

<wolfe_macbook> When I was in high school we had a camp for all the year 10s. Put us all in a room and asked us to shout out things we liked doing. All the usual stuff went up then someone called out "rimming". No one knew what it meant. so it was the running joke for the rest of the 4 days of camp

<%Meow> VAT <~Knoeki> Vague Arbitrary Taxes?

<%Polynomial> I like my bank's solution to complaints that we couldn't understand their indian call center workers <%Polynomial> they moved the call center to the south of Wales.

<DA12GAUGE> to much jack and coke

<~Phoenix|> guess what I'm getting? :o <~TorrentialStorm> dildo? <~TorrentialStorm> fleshlight? <~Phoenix|> I wish

* Claudandus stretches deep and wide

< slew > he can't fit all of the donkey-kiddy-midget pron on 60GB

* knoeki|android was kicked by Miffy (Repeat flood detected: 3 or more repeated lines detected. 5mins ban.)

~pronto| go back to sleep * | falls asleep

<%Phoenix|> at least I'm confident

<Knoeki> or maybe italians don't have time to learn english between their busy schedule of typing !list on IRC, riding scooters and saying "ciao".

< Misfit > Im a pedophile.. not audiophile

<+DirtyDawg> i shave my balls and penis when i have a girlfriend, just thought i would share that with you all :p

4:42:55.pm) &|: please go to \\spotted_dick\file.txt

1:44:42.am) &|: yes, I shove pennies up peoples asses to get them not to bug me.

(@Fry) why are you fags playing a game with like 8bit graphics? (Bender) because fuck you

<&CloverHun> good, playing with a new toy :)

10:08:56.pm) &|: don't last all that long if you do a lot of stripping, but the work better than most others

<~pronto> in all honestly i'd give up sex for 5 years to havea job at google <~pronto> (i wouldnt know what i'd be missing anyways, so why not)

<+Knoeki> being bored while having ADD is weird. <+slew> fapping with add would be weirder <+slew> OH I'M GONNA C-ooh a spider

<+slew> fapping with add would be weirder <+slew> OH I'M GONNA C-ooh a spider <yazdmich> Fapping with ADHD and aspergers is even more weird <+slew> fapping with asparagus is weirdest

<&Mr_Nobu> And fyi Jake i have a very nice ass :p <%Z0C> show me <%Z0C> pics or it did not happen<%Z0C> pics dude <%Z0C> i want to see your ass

<jenni> heh, tried one dating site out of curiosity, and all men sending msgs to me are black :D <jenni> i guess they think that a white fat woman is rich

<Knoeki> rofl, Holland, ik zoek op wikipedia naar 'rundvleeskroket'... <Knoeki> "Bedoelde u: Rundveeziekte" <Knoeki> NEE

<Knoeki> LOOK AT THEM DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS <Knoeki> I WANT TO STUFF LIKE A MILLION OF THEM IN MY FACE <Knoeki> AND THEN THROW UP <Knoeki> AND THEN EAT SOME MORE <Knoeki> GOD DAMN <Holland> I WANT TO EAT THEM AFTER YOU PUKED THEM OUT <Holland> GOD DAMN <Holland> FUCK <Holland> YES <Holland> HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

<Harry> TorrentialStorm, it isnt rly "eew", it is just weird :P like they put a ton of water in her asshole, put live eels in there, and they swim around into her colon <~DarthSly> oh dude that actually sounds entertaining to watch

<Death2199> RaverDrew looks great in a blue dress <.<

<%Phoenix> youtube is being a nigger <+slew> did it turn black and steal your tv? <%Phoenix> kinda <+slew> so it jumped out of your screen and is now in your garden picking cotton

<DirtyDawg> oooh nice, i just had 8" of pork goodness :)

*01:37:01 * <~sid> 3 some? * 01:37:07 * * ~sid throws i* 01:37:30 * <%MercyAngel> I don a <3*

*01:37:01 * <~sid> 3 some? * 01:37:07 * * ~sid throws in a <3 * 01:37:30 * <%MercyAngel> I do*

<+Holland> Go watch child porn <+Holland> it helps

<Harry> ... fuck, I put depilatory cream on my legs a few nights ago and I accidentally dropped the container onto my crotch and now it stings and itches so bad when the hair there is growing back in D:

<Holland> Are you a female? <prae> ... <Holland> Please say yes <TorrentialStorm> instead i went for Penny <Holland> I am homophobic <prae> Ugh. How many times must I explain. <prae> I am a GUY. I am GAY. <prae> Get over it. <Holland> D: <TorrentialStorm> Holland: Knoeki is too :D <Holland> WAT THAT'S WHY HE WANTS TO MEET UP <Holland> OH MY GOD <hroman> so THATS why Knoeki have been sending me pics of him without a shirt <Holland> Hahahhaa <hroman> i

<%Phoenix|Phone> I've lasted 6.5 hours with this battery so far and I've been using it most of the day <+slew> you're insatiable Phoenix|Phone <+slew> i don't think anyone requires that sort of endurance from a dildo

<CrazyMcCool>: slew u and i are actually brothers meaning that u just made a joke about mom! <slew>: yes we are brothers

<%RaverDrew> sudo kill slew * slew (~brainz@sweet.zombie.jesus) has quit IRC (Input/output error) * slew (~brainz@sweet.zombie.jesus) has joined #zomgwtfbbq <slew> fuck you RaverDrew :|

<Kenny|phone> How bad is it normally on a scale from one to ten? <Kenny|phone> Without pain killers <Snozberry> Half of the time it is definitely a ten... so aweful I sometimes convince myself that I am literally in hell being tortured for something I have done wrong. <Holland> I feel the same when I am pooping

<Catalyst> looked up the population density of Canada as a whole <Catalyst> 3.41/sqkm <Polynomial> interestingly, 3.41/sqkm is the number of americans it takes to make a black hole

<slew> wikipaedophilia? <Phoenix> wtf slew <slew> you ever just chilling and a word pops up in your head that you'd never thought of before Phoenix? thats what the fuck just happened

<mophk> i want pronto

(Bender) what (Bender) ive never seen z0TK say so much (Bender) i'm confused (Bender) what's happening (Bender) am i dying?

<+SF> i'm american, i can spell it any damn way i want and i'll refuse to believe it's spelled differently. <+slew> american? it's spelled "cheezburga eating invasion monkey"

<&TorrentialStorm> i want a supercomputer <&TorrentialStorm> but knowing me <&TorrentialStorm> i'd just play games on it

<slew> why not simply make a kinetic energy cockring <slew> then as you fap you power the laptop <dweez> slew, I tried that....I blew out my psu

<Dozer> say what you will about pedofiles, at least they drive slow past primary schools

<Dozer> i give a good blowjob.. All you ever need to know Knoeki

<zepski> oh i know ts u in a diaper would be so fucking hot <slew> win :D

<Holly> I am fapping and I can't fap to a black background and white text

<&TorrentialStorm> now something random just came into my head: Harry likes his girls the way he likes his whiskey: 10 years old.

<Catalyst> Yeah if you don't mind being raped in the ass with a dildo <Catalyst> that's what a Mac is like

<Miloud> what do you guys do besides saying stuff I don't understand? <&TorrentialStorm> not a lot

<&Mr_Nobu> i wouldnt piss on Death2199 if he was on fire

<Miloud> I was raped when I was 6 and I'm not joking <Miloud> it's not as bad as you think, the neighbour's teen daughter made me lick her... <Miloud> now I wonder why did I share that

<Moondog8985> i perfer a 10 inch :P

<&TorrentialStorm> Phoenix is my sister <%Phoenix> who just happens to have a penis

Polynomial> so essentially you mix java, xml and sql together * Polynomial just fathomed the horror of the task in front of him * Polynomial contemplates getting a career in telemarketing instead of finishing his computing degree

* Holland mounts Phoenix <+Holland> Ride, thee mighty steed <%Phoenix> pervert

<TorrentialStorm> i want slew

<DirtyDawg> i dunno Catalyst, the last time i tasted donkey ass it wasnt to bad

<Samael>        D: <Samael>     !quote pasta <Amy>      Quote not found.

<Samael> Penis. That is all.

<&|> fuck you mother fucker <&|> turn that fucking shit back on

<%U_u> Phoenix has girl bits? <%Phoenix> I wish

<Claudandus> i found such a cute picture of my sisters pussy :3 <Claudandus> http://tsimg.net/i/c12db610c.jpg

*10:42:08 *<~sid> quiet please* 10:42:13 * <~sid> fapping*10:42:25 * * &bawls makes slurping noises* 10:42:28 * <&bawls> help?*

1:57:59.am) |: nipple tassles, really?

<&Loki> MORE MAN LOVE FOR EVERYONE

<%JoeHazzers> i wonder if vegans refuse to swallow sperm

&|: I now want more slomo of people getting hit with flying dildos...

<&Moondog8985> he isnt bowing to supreme ruler steve jobs.

<yazdmich> I interupted your drugz

<%StumpDiZ> hey bigdick <+CloverHun> \o/

<&Death2199> Dr_Nobu call me

(%Phoenix|Phone) <3 Catalyst (+Catalyst) sup fgt

(%Phoenix|Phone) <3 Catalyst (+Catalyst) sup fgt

<&Yuu> My flashplayer is fucking me.

<RaverDrew> noodle: say something exploitable!@

<~RaverDrew> Z0C =P <&Yuu> ye, I had some awesome moments with him too :'D

<Death2199> RaverDrew looks better in the dark

12:50:51.am) %LiLRoAdRuNnER: I'm watching glee.

<MountainDrew> i am so excited!!!! <MountainDrew> i am getting 2 camo snuggies!!!!!

<yazdmich_iPod> I'm in ur IRC netwurks, killin yur channls

<+Claudy> you could have tons of fun with your own little homebrewlegitpiratehaxxemulatornativecartrigeplayer :)

<svchost1> i believe having 19 kids is child abuse <+slew> so is your existence

<~Moondog8985> i dunno what ill do without mah little noodle for a whole day

<StolenToast> Imperial pints <StolenToast> what the Storm Troopers drink

<~ShowerDrew> IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YA THINK IM SEXY COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOW * CloverHun wants

<+Catalyst> Start watching porn... 2 minutes in I realize it's been dubbed into German. Somehow it's now even hotter.

* DirtyDawg thinks one of Arch linux developers was Satan

* &Claudandus injects reality404 with aidz <%dandrummerman> anal inflicted death sentence? <%dandrummerman> oh, its a z <&Claudandus> yeah <+slew> <dandrummerman> anal inflicted death zen-tents? <+slew> fix'd

<Jamie> fap tiem

<Claudandus> can you spare some of your hormones Phoenix|Phone ? <slew> <Claudandus> can you spare some of your whore moans Phoenix|Phone ? <- fix'd

<slew> i can't be arsed to remember what 'i am a chinese person from china' is in chinese <slew> but it's hella funny saying it to chinese people

<@Samael> hallo Jamie <@Holland> Jamie looks like Jammie <@Holland> Which is dutch for yummy <@Samael> so jamie looks like jamie <~Claudandus> heh <~Claudandus> i thought Jamie looked gay, but that could be me :p

<%Polynomial> just did the CompTIA Security+ sample exam <%Polynomial> got 100% <+slew> 100% is usually good <%Polynomial> :P <+slew> push for more next time

<yazdmich> fucking cough <yazdmich> i hate it when i have a chest cold <yazdmich> because then my asthma kicks in <yazdmich> and im always wheezing <%Meow> so having a cold makes you evolve from koffing? :D

<Harry> OSHITTTTTTT. I just sent 500 free boxes to my house....fufufufu

<~Sham> And speaking of a haircut, I need one as well. Summer time is coming and this long hair won't benefit me for long. <@Claudy> why not ? <~Sham> Because it's long, thick, and it'll be horrible once it gets hot enough that I start sweating. <~Sham> Oh god <~Sham> Plus I need less hair so my brain doesn't overheat. <~Sham> I keep a fermi in my head. <~Sham> IT'S NOT MY FAULT GOD IS AN NVIDIA FANBOY

* RaverDrew disappears into the night * chachin turns on his fleshlight

* chachin has glow in the dark cum

<slew> a katana? <StolenToast> Shotkatana <Catalyst> shotgun that shoots katanas <slew> i thought that was a shotkana <Catalyst> slew no that's a shotgun that happens to be a katana <StolenToast> little tiny katanas <StolenToast> that in turn have orbiting chainsaws around them <StolenToast> that are on fire

<Harry> fleshlights are ftl :/ you need to use so much lube that you spend more on the lube than you would need for a hooker

<ZZdawg> <3!~~~~~ <<< tampon alert

<@a1270> 1080p porn isn't as awesome as i had thought. It real enough to get me a really creepy feeling. I equate it to what i imagine a strip club is like. You are in a room with a woman who most likely doesn't want to be there. Then you watch her awkwardly remove her clothes while weird guys watch.

&|: I just spent like $130 on fucking comics

<&RaverDrew> my skinny jeans are warm<&RaverDrew> fresh from the drier<&RaverDrew> :D <%CloverHun> lol <%CloverHun> nice <%CloverHun> hmmm I'm looking at them :)

RaverDrew: im on crackk!!!!

<pronto> LINUX <pronto> >.> <pronto> *installs linux on your computer* <pronto> *installs linux on your toaster*<pronto> *installs linux on your toilet*<pronto> *installs linux on your tv* <pronto> *isntalls linux on your cookie*

<%Kenny> "I'm a big fan of 50 Cent; or, as he's known in Zimbabwe, four hundred million dollars."

<svchost> wonder why no companies ever advertise their line of disposable adult diapers <svchost> maybe they do and its just not on the shows i watch

<+Holland> <Claudandus> you use osx Holland ? :o <+Holland> No <&Claudandus> gd gd <&Claudandus> i would have to challenge your sexual orientation if you did :3

<reality404> Claudybuns: I prob will die young. <&Claudybuns> you should

<RaverDrew> why would i fuck corn starch? :/

<&|> andrew[andrboot]: p2p-net is fucking stable!

<andrew[andrboot]> my ass is busy

<&Think_Differentl> brb sucking noodle's noodle

coldvodka: i'm too skype too drunk right now

[11:16] <&Moondog8985> Hi! I'm a huge faggot

* Drew kills pronto with | <~pronto> nice

<&slingedResba> AND I DONT WANT ANOTHER FUCKING GOD <&slingedResba> FUCKING <&slingedResba> DOG <&slingedResba> NO <&slingedResba> :<

<RacerDrew> "tighter than a dick in the butt"

<@damagedolly> my tits are on my avatar <~pronto> :O <~pronto> mine too!

"<RamPage> reality404 , as usual , you're making no sense <reality404> RamPage: I always make sense.. Problem is most of the time people just don't understand me."

<~schism72> i'll get to him after i finish offing ke$ha...

<pronto> I GOT A BOX OF DILDOS AND VIBRATORS <%sid> I WANT A BOX OF DILDOS

<&Bawls> np: Dave Matthews Band

<noodle> Isogay

<~pronto> i want pretty knives only :3 with pretty flowers and shit

* pronto beats CloverHun in a game of hockey * CloverHun rages >:O

<~pronto> i do hop home like a bunny <~pronto> HOP HOP HOP

<noodle> dicksssssssssssssss

<~pronto> anyways bbw

<&IceCold> Kenny: I can hardly swallow, when to think of it...

<~pronto> i bought a macbook today

<&|> cant sleep, clown will eat me.

&Drew: I DO COCAINE

~RaverDrew: its because i dont exist

<&noodle> HOLY FUCK I LOVE COCKS IN MY ASSHOLE

<RaverDrew> i am dumb as fuck

<&Bawls> size doesnt matter <~CloverHun> seriously? <~CloverHun> how?

(onyx) fuck i shut all my services off and now my computer wont run shit (onyx) i switched everything to manual (onyx) FUCKING IDIOT

&RaverDrew: |: im on dialup

<ulaelable> you can be straight and suck a cock

<~pronto> i have an ipad too, got one today <~pronto> fuck comptuers

10:15:56.am) ~RaverDrew: i only drink normal mayo

12:51:46.am) &|: = phoenix

<&RaverDrew> jeff bridges made an album. <~pronto> i know <~pronto> i have it tattoo'd to my ass

<~pronto> i have linux on an abacus

(13:42:41) (Guegs) Death2199, wish me luck on round 2 of my date..... round 1 didn't go so good. ;P (13:45:41) (@Death2199) Guegs hopefully ur BF enjoys u this time (13:45:42) (@Death2199) =P (13:45:58) (Guegs) yeah, me too.

<~pronto> imacs ftw

&Raver: i like the foot long ones

<~pronto> | back up is for pussys!

<&|> penis.

<%Phoenix> yay, done stripping

<+Catalyst> 14cm is already almost too big for me.

<Knoeki> "PLEASE STOP WHINING!!" <Knoeki> "buuut i thought you waaaanteeeed whiiiining!"

<+slew> Amy's not as picky as Miffy it seems, she'll take anything <+slew> kinky bitch

<&|> sorry, I was shitting and they network went to shit along with it

&Drew: back to the mac

<StolenToast> why did the kipster burn his mouth? <StolenToast> because he drank his coffee before it was cool

<~Knoeki> dandrummerman: hah, I got what I wanted anyway! <%dandrummerman> you bitched and complained <&TorrentialStorm> so.. the usual for him <~Knoeki> I'm a 3 year old, I get everything done that way

<TorrentialStorm> apparently lewis carroll photographed nude kids... <Phoenix> I can't find one anywhere :|

* chachin spanks FireDragon softly

<%Holland> I was fucking the DNS <%Holland> But I think some sticky stuff screwed it over <+Thystan> wanker

<&TorrentialStorm> DirtyDawg: "It is a traditional drink during winter, especially around Christmas and Halloween." <+Thystan> rohypnol? <&RamPage> no Thystan ... that's Carnival <&RamPage> *and spring break

<resba> Mojang is releasing an iOS minecraft <resba> The only problem with the iDevice version, is that if you damage your house, instead of being able to simply repair it, you have to destroy and rebuild the entire thing

<%Phoenix> dandrummerman: I don't have wood that long

* TorrentialStorm sets mode: +b dandrummerman!*@* * dandrummerman was kicked by TorrentialStorm (.) <TorrentialStorm> ..wasn't me

<slew> i have to say, the hard drive in a freezer trick did not work for me <slew> it was a 6GB samsung from like the 1800's <frog> damn time traveling Koreans!

pronto: Drew2: CloverHun is high Drew2: im noticing O_o CloverHun: about time :P

* ~DeezeNuts (DeezeNuts@WHAT.THE.FUCK.OFF) Quit (Quit: so ur fuckin this girl and shes all like 'dont cum' and ur lyke bitch shut up and make me a sandwitch. then u cum in her. super mario brothers.)

&Drew2: mmm…. hentai....

<Knoeki> dot. <RamPage> dot dot . <SVCMPunk> semicolon <SVCMPunk> woops, wrong key

<elucid> reports say we live in the age of pandemics <elucid> better than dyinig in the age of pandemics

<reality404> so fucking drunk just fucking making sure my fucking nick is still here. <reality404> good fucking bye

|: damn jews.

<Yeshua> My TIme is Valuable. I am a very busy person seeking Invites.

<Yeshua> My TIme is Valuable. I am a very busy person seeking Invites. * Yeshua was kicked by dandrummerman (dandrummerman) * Yeshua joined #demonoid <Yeshua> @dandrummerman get a Life. Who the fuck are you to kick a President of a Comapany Like me? Get a Life Boy.

<SVCMPunk> you know what people never consider? when you're fat, winning a t-shirt in a contest is a potentially humiliating experience

<@dandrummerman> slew is right <slew> slew is always right <slew> except when he talks about himself in the third person <slew> but that's alright cause he's damn handsome

<slew> seanhive: you should probably continuously make references to her being a whore until she feels guilty <slew> before AND after she inevitably gets fucked <dandrummerman> and during, from the other room <dandrummerman> "keep it down, you whore"

<Phoenix> people suck <DirtyDawg> well if they didnt then blowjobs would be crap

<MightyQuinn> You know about those roman hackers. <MightyQuinn> THey were I III III VII. <%dandrummerman> uhm <%dandrummerman> mcccxxxvii? <%dandrummerman> fail person who said that

<@DirtyDawg> mm egg mayo sammich ftw, sometimes the small things in life are nice :D <+Phoenix> that why you like your penis? <@DirtyDawg> probably

<+slew> gift cards are a great way of ruining money that works everywhere and turning it into money that works at once place that never seems to have what you want

<~Knoeki> in fact the very first thing you should do <~Knoeki> is punch a tree <~Knoeki> until you get wood

<+Claudandus> last time i tried punching a tree, i broke my wrist, a few bones, and the tree had nothing <+Claudandus> last time i believed videogames :<

<yazdmich> *rubrubrub* POOF

<Claudandus> i want something large

<&Semt-x> roses are red, violets are blue <&Semt-x> Youporn is down, your channel will do.

<+Phoenix> girls are retarded and pointless <FraTrain> ...how so? <+slew> he doesn't know what he's saying because he hasn't ever met one FraTrain, he's like a midwestern american christian hating science

<~Knoeki> maybe you can use some sand you scraped from your vagina <+Phoenix> might do that tomorrow

<Lopez> thailand is still underwater <Lopez> its like atlantis, but with asians

* reality404 gives slew a bone

<Phoenix> slew: I seem to be find a lot of retarded people on ebay atm

<+Catalyst> So this guy on Slashdot is a genius. He thinks Microsoft is gonna use HDDVD for the next Xbox because "good luck finding any discs to pirate the games with"

<SubaruSVX> Confucius say: He who play in root, eventually kill tree.

10:09:16.am) &Drew: i own a few tildos

<&|> RaverDrew: pronto's is for me.

* Knoeki still not have weed -- * Knoeki cannot into space

<XmikeX> netherlands hasn't been there since 1978. YOU MAY NEVER GET TO SEE THE ORANGE SUPERMEN AT ANOTHER WORLD CUP FINAL IN YOUR LIFE -- <Knoeki> ... I really can't manage to watch 22 guys chase after a ball like a kennel of puppies on the loose, the latter is actually a lot more entertaining.

<Amy> [1/2] dask is when you hit someone with your penis. usually not in terms of anger. ya use it more like a joke <resba> thank you XD     

<&|> I rigged one up years ago that when someone turned the flash on the cap released in the shutter button

<Phoenix> bored <DirtyDawg> learn to cook, that will occupy you <RamPage> http://occupyphx.org/ <RamPage> ^

(19:23:19) (~CloverHun) how do you remove an A kick?? (19:24:14) (&Death2199) /s set mode -akick channel user (19:26:00) • Quits: CloverHun (~CloverHon@Hawt.Azz.Lips) : [ Quit: The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. ]

<~pronto> i pick my nose on webcam

* | mutters SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE

<~pronto> money shots! <&|> and it tastes so good

* x714x likes the cum bubble part

(16:29:21) (@Death2199) TheMilkG2 ur stupid jokes just became funny (16:30:22) (@TheMikG2) LOL thx Guegs (16:30:38) (@Guegs) :D(16:30:40) (@TheMikG2) I look better by comparison (16:30:50) (@Guegs) I need to download some more music.(16:31:00) (@Guegs) Not next to Death2199's butt.(16:31:04) (@Guegs) You

<&|> well, its been hard for days

<~pronto> zac is being nice <~pronto> he's a nice person

+IceCold: Knoeki: did you see my penis comment? :@

<+dippingsauce> id prolly fuck RaverDrew nohomo

<Catalyst> Sometimes my mouth tastes like sperm <ryan750> same here <ryan750> i get that too

* IceCold watches his anus grow significantly

<hackersarchangel> me, Capt_Blackwood and Lakrum was able to 3 way

9:07:58.am) &RaverDrew: taco bell is amazing.

<reality404> I wish I could get weed here well I prob could but I don't know where to look. Stuff in the city + crap I would not touch it with a 10 foot poll. <slew> what's a foot poll? <reality404> feet* <Catalyst> You corrected the wrong word <Catalyst> gj

<+slew> rice is great if you're hungry and you want 2000 of something

%IceCold: who's gay? &RaverDrew: me o.o

<Kokain> http://www.combofixdownload.com/combofix.jpg - this tool is great <dweez> ^^^ great tool <dweez> I mean Kokain, not combofix

<yhamadan> Mamimi: become a devout muslim tonight - the virus will disappear during 24 hours <dweez> and you'll get 77 versions after you die

<nerdishteen> sorry forany typos, using sticky keyboard

<~Knoeki|ThinkPad> now go find the fairy <+slew> KyleL's right there ->

@dandrummerman> that fairy looks like Catalyst

<xxlginger> i curled up into a ball last time i went to a wedding

<Catalyst> aliens <slew> ASIANS <DirtyDawg> same thing

<%Catalyst> Drinking age in Poland: I have 3 dollars

<~Loki> who is your friend dandrummerman? <~Loki> introduce us <dandrummerman> Loki, meet nickserv <dandrummerman> nickserv, meet Loki <NickServ> hello dandrummerman <NickServ> No worries Marcus, people always hate on us bots <dandrummerman> hax Loki <ChanServ> It's annoying if you ask me, we always get blamed for stuff <~Loki> what dandrummerman?

<SIDwave> on the news: "tomorrow the new iphone will be released". on the news: "tomorrow, dark bread on sale for 9.59!"

<&DirtyDawg> lol, just went to the shop and it was raining, i had just opened the door to step outside the shop when a little old woman who must have been 90 said "hello flower - the weathers Fucking Minging init" :D

<&Death2199> pronto licks better >.>

<@pronto> *bashes head into desk* @pronto> my coworkers dont understand how comptuers work @pronto> quote "have you heard about trinary?, its like binary but one more bit, it would cut the amount of data down to almost nothing"

<%dweez> dandrummerman, I'm taking an "Intrusion Detection In Depth" SANS class (Sec503) <@dandrummerman> dweez, for your anus? <%dweez> 99% of the time....I know when my anus is being intruded on <Hokulocs> it's not an intrusion if he wants it

pizza: some say he's made with rice flour, and the cheese is procured from goats... all we know is he's pizza's asian cousin

<chachin> ramen === EW <binarybandit> This is real ramen from a restaraunt though. <+Woof> oh, so they poured the kettle instead of you?

<+acme64> brb, saving the galaxy <+acme64> one side mission at a time <@Hokulocs> translation: i'd like 5 soft tacos & a steak chalupa <@Hokulocs> have a good dinner acme64

<Knoeki> oh, and if someone wonders about the above posted pic... yes, that is actually pokemon-fisting-scheisseporn.

<LittleRiffy1> i really just need more space <koan> what do you need more space for? <Woof> porn <Woof> it's always porn <koan> then use a fuckign external <Woof> a girlfriend?

i wonder if ts even reads these

<+Woof> !addquote i wonder if ts even reads these <+Amy> Quote added as 1358

<%Catalyst> "Iraqi teenagers stoned to death for emo haircuts" <&DirtyDawg> sounds fair

<NerdishTeen> i am surrounded by idoits.

<+Woof> put a man on fire out and he will not burn for a day, give a man a fire extinguisher and he will not burn for a few days

< svchost> at least when i kidnap the kids i rape them, i don't cut them up, freeze their body parts and eat them..

<+ThisGuy> I CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL <+ThisGuy> I HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR CLOTHES <+ThisGuy> SNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGLE

<TommyG> well i also wanna see if i eat enough cholestorol if my dick will permanantly clog and get hard too

<&Bawls> I can suck the tootsie off a fucking pop

<Catalyst> Gentlemen, I'm about to eat habenero flavoured chips. Ingredients: Potatoes, Corn Oil, Cane Sugar, Salt, Paprika, Habanero pepper, garlic powder, spices, maltodextrin, soybean oil. <Catalyst> I think I need to prepare my anus for this <DirtyDawg> put toilet roll in the fridge over night, thats my advice

<&Miffy> [1576] "<&Meow> someone nuke australia <@Claudy> fallout : australia sounds cool" <%Catalyst> Why play post-apocalyptic games? Just go to Russia.

<@pronto> ipad = Intergrated Pony Assulting Device

<+reality404> Its ok to stab people when they are being dicks.

&|: During the night the men of Gibeah came after me and surrounded the house, intending to kill me. They raped my concubine, and she died.

<+zepski> isnt there like 2 addresses in the netherlands? i mean isnt it all snow

<DarthSly> i use a professional japanese rice cooker <@dandrummerman> whats his name

<+Claudandus> i got lost in an underground cavern <@TorrentialStorm> i'm assuming that's not a euphemism for "vagina"

<%Catalyst> The Ge in GeForce stands for George Foreman <%Catalyst> Co-worker said he was gonna buy 4 so he could cook food at his computer

<+slew> i had the funniest job interview today, i walked in and the guy was like "ok, so to start off, you've got the job. Now let's talk about what you can do"

<Holland> Jij hebt het niet mee he <Kaiwa> met 3 chicks in 1 huis wordt je gewoon buiten gesloten omdat ze altijd met elkaar bezig zijn zeg maar <Bryan> daar moet je tussen zien te komen dan <Kaiwa> mjah <Kaiwa> maar daar heb ik geen verstand van

<Nils> So, who enjoyed the sun last weekend? <Querijn> I enjoyed your son last night!

<LakrumJr> When a man has a sex change and they turn his penis inside out how does he have an orgasm? <Lord> wtf? * Lord (~Lord@A9DB0A27.14F40E47.56AE9F94.IP) has left #demonoid

<Bawls> you tab complete me

<dandrummerman> idk, i dont want to be on the giving end of teh cake and sodomy

<nosfe> there was this finnish 'celebrity' that got into newspapers by fucking fishes and sitting on ant hills and such

<bittin> i fucked a broken junkie

<arvenius> id like a blowjob from a vegetarian one day <arvenius> would make me lose the fear of the bite

<Thowra> zou best wel eens een dag een pik willen hebben <Thowra> ga ik de hele dag staand pissen en aftrekken

<nic0^TBCFANBOY> i have often wanted to be raped, but i have seldom wanted bacon

<glxblt> reminds me of my time in the army <glxblt> had no electricity but had a shitton of 10V batteries meant for searchlights <glxblt> used them to charge my smartphone by destroying my old charger <glxblt> so that i could watch porn. <glxblt> over gprs. <glxblt> the lieutenant was fucking puzzled on how we went through a box of fresh batteries in a couple of days

<Knoeki> Ryu: you're probably the first italian that ever joined this channel that didn't type something like "ciao a tutti" followed by "!list"

<nic0|dub> you photographed a fly and you have an expensive camera <nic0|dub> congratulations. <nic0|dub> its the photo equivalent of an amiga boing ball :)

<Oerg866> Could someone please fuck my life <glxblt> is your life hot?

<meaty> 9am: beer, 9:10am: kebab, 9:15am: beer, 9:20am: bratwurst mit frites <meaty> eventually your stomach gets a phonecall from your liver. "hai, wtf is all this shit?"

<@DeeKayw0k> "thou shalt not covet thy neighbours os x"

<Rebb> Usual Finnish approach is to speak Finnish also abroad, only 50% louder than usual.

<RamPage> you only leave the house to go to Tesco <TorrentialStorm> i go out other times >.> <Claudandus> out of the closet ?

<@osmin> earplugs are splendid. If your roommate is snoring, just queeze like two dozens of earplugs into his mouth, and everything's quiet.

&RaverDrew: im gonna get an ipad tho hopefully

<@gliitch> ¬¬ never fap to brazillian music.... its too happy & throws you off your mission

<+zepski> but Knoeki stopped loving me < RamPage> just like it should be

<windex48> i just fingered myself .. whats up with that ?

ApolloJustice: i like my dicksuck button D:

<~pronto> til: zac knows waht ass tastes liek :(  &| winks at pronto

<seamonkey_0> well, looks like the tornado passed, i'm off to the market <slew> i wish i could say that line once in my life <Catalyst> slew, "looks like the sunshine passed and it's raining again" <Catalyst> fix'd for England <slew> i'm off to tesco

<@mtn> knoeki. when the small ponies get their unicorn-horn, does that mean they are of sexually legal age? I mean, thinking from a pony perspective

<tekhnolyze> Has anyone ever noticed that cats have unusually ugly butts? <TRex> ... <TRex> that's a really weird observation <@dandrummerman> tekhnolyze, you shouldnt stare at cat asses <tekhnolyze> I can't help it. <tekhnolyze> they're hypnotic.

<TorrentialStorm> you missed the part where they all got murdered by a fox <slew> uk gun law allows for eradication of vermin from your property <dirtydawg> including phoenix

<+Claudandus> i'd touch my friends penis <chachin> your friend being svchost <+Claudandus> right <+Claudandus> i do that in bed already

<~Knoeki> tara strong (@tarastrong) mentioned you on Twitter! \:D/ <@dandrummerman> doesnt sound important <~Knoeki> dandrummerman / Claudandus: she's twilightlicious, your opinion is invalid. <@dandrummerman> sounds like a sexually transmitted disease you'd get in those twilight movies <~Knoeki> it means exactly that

<AndyZ7> Knoeki, you murdered a jerk in my dream. With a long sword. It was gruesome :) <AndyZ7> now stay out of them, please, if you wouldn't mind ;D

<Kengofu> Eh, I've got no problem with mouth to self penis areas, personally. I've said it before, when I get my desired portal gun, I'll immediately foreswear off women and suck my own dick.

<%KyleL> Jamie is online | * RaverDrew sets mode #zomgwtfbbq +b Jamie!*@*

<@dandrummerman> !8ball is Motze gay <&Alpha_Beta> Positively <~Motze> ^

6:12:21.pm) +IceCold: pronto: you get me closer to god

10:14:56.pm) +JoeHazzers: NO SHOWER NO SUCKY SUCKY

11:17:50.pm) ~schism72: so I'm watching a guy fuck an orange.

<~Drew> im going to eat this bagel. <~Drew> in prontos name. <~pronto> i hope it gives you food poisning <~pronto> in zacs name

 3:56:23.pm) &|: I was thinking something like old man gay porn

(15:27:25) ! &Kenny sings "sitting on a cock cause I'm gay"

<dirtydawg> wouldnt care if it was camels anus to be honest, if it tastes good then thats fine by me

<FloppyDingo> That's how it spreads you know? <FloppyDingo> Furries bite you, and then first, you're like... <FloppyDingo> "Haha, that headband with cat ears is kinda...cute...I dunno." <FloppyDingo> Then tommorrow...bam. <FloppyDingo> Fucking a horse.

<svchost> i wish i were black so my teeth didnt look like shit

<maj0r_pawnage> BEAT DIABLO ON HELL <&acme64> where else would you beat him?

<+JoeHazzers> human centipenis

<~RaverDrew> im a sensable person

17:12:21 <&Kenny> watch from 2:20 on for the goat scenes

<+JoeHazzers> hitler would love me. blonde hair, blue eyes, hate everyone for no reason <+JoeHazzers> i think we'd get along fine

9:45:29.am) ~RaverDrew: i pulled the whole thing RIGHT outta my ass

9:45:29.am) ~RaverDrew: i pulled the whole thing RIGHT outta my ass

<+JoeHazzers> tbh i do encrypt *all* of my hard drives <+JoeHazzers> also i love to think i'm in a world where i'm so important that the governments monitor me

<Mastershake> I love the cock

<&Bawls> daaaang it! dont smoke weed, stop putting wd40 in ur anus, ur gettin' old pronto, actin' like a father figure n' shit. <~pronto> go get drunk or something<~pronto> o.o <&Bawls> \o./

<Kenny> worlds fastest midget

<kawohi> i love reddit...........

<slew> scientists at the university of zomgwtfbbq has found that people exposed to Jamie are at a higher risk of complaining he is full of shit

21:38:11 ~RaverDrew> Bawls: you just got insulted by a gay ginger linux geek truck driver

<Yuukon> ya nuts? <Jamie> no <Yuukon> Im not so sure about that...

&Kenny So I heard this rumor that they sell nutella in Finland, yet I haven't been able to find it! laama! EXPLAIN!!

<~RaverDrew> Yoyoto|class: but Bawls will kick your ass <&Bawls> false. <&Bawls> i will whimper in fetal position

<%Oiric> All swedes are transgenders! We just don't know it...

<+JoeHazzers> TorrentialStorm: has your sister lost a cat? there's a cat across the road that whines constantly (i.e. right now) but is scared of people.

<+acme64> Knoeki how i can run cracked minecraft server <+reality404m> Google <@pronto> bing <+noxx> yahoo <+reality404m> Ask <+noxx> jeeeeeeeeeeves

<%Holland> I have a fun little brother too <%Holland> He's 17 or so <%Holland> He plays the games I do <%Holland> We have the same kind of humor too <&dirtydawg> one of you was bad enough, but now we hear this?

* akidnamedjenna (~akidnamed@141FC6C8.9D9B06E6.E6A7B079.IP) has joined #demonoid-help <akidnamedjenna> I recently had to uninstall all the software on my computer. How can I reinstall it? <&dandrummerman> uh <&dandrummerman> reinstall them

<+reality404m> Noxx: ypur old YouTube chan 2as win. <+JoeHazzers> how the fuck did you miss the w <+JoeHazzers> and the o <+JoeHazzers> really now <+reality404m> God dam auto correct..

&|: I keep looking up from my screen and laugh when I see walter white looking at me

<~pronto|> Noxx and facebook is like a 3 year old with sugar <~pronto|> and a cute puppy

<reality404> 5 year old went up to me and asked me if I was a transvestite.. I did not care but her mum explained to her it was wrong to ask people that and made her say sorry.

<~IceCold> fuck america

12:06:21 <&Kenny> guy on guy is the only way

9:59:55.pm) * RaverDrew np: NSYNC - Bye Bye Bye [03:20m/1052kbps/44kHz]

<~pronto> Guegs: you should totally get some heels >.>

<&Bawls> i suck dick for weed.

15:39:42 %Giant> oh im getting a genioune beaver pussy hat from russia

<OneWicked1> ppl are all pist off,, go fark a woman or have a wank, its a bad day for trying to work out there shit <Emjay> OneWicked1 will you give me a hand with this <dandrummerman> with a wank? <OneWicked1> hell yes

20:00:06 <~Drew> just caz you recievin dont mean you aint payin 20:00:15 <~Drew> i learned this from experience

[20:58] meishere got a joke for you [20:58] meishere how do you make a whore moan? [20:59] meishere you refuse to pay her

07:21:42 <&Kenny> I prefer 2-3 year olds tbh

* reality404_ bows down to the all mighty pronto <@pronto> oh that's awesome ness

<@Shree> Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but I have no condom, so anal maybe?

~RaverDrew: Bawls…. ~RaverDrew: i... ~RaverDrew: i fucking love you.

&Moondog8985> im fucking retarded :D

* Saab has joined <velkkor> I've always loved the Saab brand name. In a world where vehicle brand names can sound so harsh, or in the case of Japanese brands almost violent, you can always rely on the calm, relaxing name of "Saab" <velkkor> like sinking into a nice hot bath <velkkor> Saaaaab <Saab> hahahha <velkkor> The opposite end of the Japanese angry ninja sounding spectrum <velkkor> "Kawasaki! Suzuki! Mitsubishi! YamaHAAAAAA"

<meishere_netbook> mall teasers = 13 year old sluts

<&Bawls> id be in here talkin, cuz i <3 dick.

* 22:51 * <&Kenny> I just copied sidarial because I didn't know any better

12:04:36 <~RaverDrew> Bawls: you gotta get you some chinese nigga.

<@dandrummerman> Knoeki is so lame <+JoeHazzers> dandrummerman: i think he's more FLAC than LAME

<~Knoeki> Yuukon just mentioned a family pack of condoms

<dandrummerman> you give Knoeki too much credit. if he was god, Yuukon having that family pack of condoms would be of no use

<~pronto> when i get drunk i dont smash public property.... i just puke on it

<+IceCold> Does anyone else worry that ghosts watch them masturbate?

<meishere_netbook> and then there's the petition to get Ranga Gillard outta politics and back to the fish n chip shop

<~seethe42> I think chachin is permanently drug addled to be stuck at 13

<Moondog8985> my anus is ready

<slew> JoeHazzers: americans got fat. they need to crack down on skinnydipping before we get plastered with ass crack

<+Guegs_> hey Bawls, ever sucked a cock you didn't like? <&Bawls> yup!  <&Bawls> twice <&Bawls> craigslist let me down <&Bawls> :(

<Death2199> wb Guegs_ the loser

(22:45:01) (+Guegs_) !addquote <Death2199> wb Guegs_ the loser(22:45:02) (+Guegs_) <Death2199> =D(22:45:02) (+Amy) Quote added as 1487(22:45:11) (+Guegs_) o.o I don't think that worked. x.x

<slew> oohhhh, sometimes i get a good feeling, i get a feeling that i never never never never had before no no, i get a good feeling yeah.... <&dirtydawg> yup thats cocaine for you

<~IceCold> BUT HOW DO I FORGET THAT HOT ASS, PRONTO?

<dirtydawg> i notice that 50% of what JoeHazzers posts lately is either in caps / spam / nonesense <JoeHazzers> it's all caps, it's all spam, and it's all definitely nonsense

<carefish> it's nice to wake up to a blowjob lol <+nawxy> yay carefish, that's good!

<@TorrentialStorm> "The one true god is what's between a woman's legs".

<@Kenny> Man, I saw the largest cucumber I've ever seen today <@Kenny> so thick and long :o

<@TorrentialStorm> "Come over and fuck me." "I think I'd rather stick my dick in an anthill."

<svchosty> the butter is just noodle lube

<svchosty> do black people have chocolate cake at their weddings?

<svchosty> my theory is.. white women express regular milk, black women express chocolate milk, asian women express soy milk, and mexican women express horchata, and middle eastern women express goat milk..

<Giant> You two make a cute couple. But could you do this later? When you're not elbow deep in my vagina

<TorrentialStorm> "Eating cakes gives me orgasms" <svchost> gross <svchost> the only thing i'd hit that shit with is a fucking tire iron

~IceCold has a very light load.

~RaverDrew: uta: thing about me: im an idiot

-> [T4K] VERSION [T4K VERSION reply]: mIRC v7.25 Khaled Mardam-Bey <T4K> dammit dandrummerman <T4K> you took my versionity away <T4K> :\

<JoeHazzers> i took the most horrible, stinky shit ever <JoeHazzers> and i barely needed to wipe <JoeHazzers> fucking *awesome* <slew> is awesome the nickname for your butthole now <JoeHazzers> yes <dandrummerman> so then you should type /nick awesome <JoeHazzers> i'm not my butthole <slew> it sounds to me like you're too far up your awesome to know

<Mamimi> Oh..I hope I get better...yeah red wine is good. I wanna try grape wine if that even exists. <Mamimi> I like grape juice so it shouldn't be that different I think. <Baileyd> Mamimi, do you know what wine is made of? <Mamimi> no Baileyd. <Mamimi> All wine is made of grapes. Wow...that was a derp thing to say. Damn no wonder they taste similar.

<~m_150> you would think those geniuses at HP would have replaced the cable as a first option, cheapest option

<Knoeki> jesus fuck Holland <Knoeki> wat doe je dan ook met die kutnick <Knoeki> je heet gewoon Holland <Holland> Ja dat is mijn alt nick <Knoeki> ja nou <Holland> Als ik disconnect en er is al een Holland <Knoeki> je altnick is kanker <Holland> ok * You are now known as kanker

<@dandrummerman> maple syrup is the bomb <slew> it's canada's WMD? <slew> weapon of mass deliciousness

<+FireDragon> cocks smell like belly buttons? <+FireDragon> o__o???

<seethe42> no you just always think that because you feel your own thumb up your ass, it means someone is fucking you

<svchosty> then you need to see a medical doctor, becasue i think a clown stole your penis and replaced it with a party balloon

<%yazdmich> Fable: fuck off you square faced cum-gargling cockwhore cuntbag

<reality404> I wish I could get weed here well I prob could but I don't know where to look. Stuff in the city + crap I would not touch it with a 10 foot poll. <slew> what's a foot poll? <reality404> feet* <Catalyst> You corrected the wrong word <Catalyst> gj

<AspieFromOz> Loki is biased, all the channel ops are biased <slew> perhaps if the entire channel is biased against you, even the entire world, it's not a bias.

[12:57] <~Knoeki> settle the fuck down, you turboretard. <~Knoeki> yes, I just invented a new word. <~Knoeki> that's how awesome I am.

[13:11] <~Knoeki> either way, I doubt many girls would genuinely hit on a 17 year old fatarse diaper wearing CB radio fanatic that works as a faux mall cop.

<&resba> Although I am looking for something 9+ inches

<@Knoeki> 12 out of 6 psychiatrists consider schizophrenia a problem.

<seanhive> you ever had a friend who consistently criticizes you a bit too much? <Fable> No. <Fable> That would involve having friends.

<mst3kfan> i once inserted my penis onto a milking machine

<Fable> And in my dreams I have a 12 inch dick, doesn't mean its real <&RamPage> not disputing that

<RamPage> mst3kfan ... I sent you a msg on memoserv <RamPage> to read it do / server memo 1 * mst3kfan (~meisheren@E379AD79.4318925F.CF19F56A.IP) Quit (Quit: ) <RamPage> trololol

<mst3kfan> mmm... rainbowland <Fable> Is that like loliland?

<knoeki|phone> Your mum sounds to patriotic <knoeki|phone> Every time i fuck her she yells "wales! Wales!" <knoeki|phone> THen again she may be calling for her family

14(1523:31:3014) 4(~RaverDrew4)15 Dude I love your iPhone dude

<LakrumJr> Fable is a slut <Fable> FUCK YOU <Fable> wait <Fable> slut.. fuck...  dammit I just confirmed your point

<@Yuukon> I just walked up against a door because I was thinking about Knoeki 's penis.

<+FireDragon> Knoeki hurt my feelings. Just fyi -_-; <slew> you can't have feelings, you're text on a display. fuck off.

<Phoenix> I need some money for sex toys :(

<tehsvc> you know what makes me angrier than i can possibly describe? <tehsvc> honey boo boo.. and especially the phrase "you better redneckognize" <&RamPage> hmmm <&RamPage> I would have thought "women's right to vote"