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trololo steamtrolls
Posted by Anonymous on Thu 28th Jul 2011 01:45
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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. woensdag 27 juli 2011
  3. 21:57 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ohaithere :) with whom do i got le honour ? :D
  4. 21:58 - Hazel: Hello Claudy, how are you?
  5. 21:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i'm fine ^_^
  6. 21:58 - Hazel: That's good to hear, I was wondering if there might be anyway I could get ownership of your group #FluffyDen?
  7. 21:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: how so ?
  8. 21:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: and why ?
  9. 21:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: its the official steamgroup of the infamous house of the Feline Pride
  10. 21:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: also : from where do i know yhe
  11. 22:00 - Hazel: You don't, I just have interest in expanding your group.
  12. 22:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: :3
  13. 22:00 - Hazel: You can remain in control of it.
  14. 22:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: >.>
  15. 22:00 - Hazel: Meaning officer.
  16. 22:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: >_>
  17. 22:00 - Hazel: If we come to an agreement, that is.
  18. 22:00 - Hazel: Actually,
  19. 22:00 - Hazel: I take it you don't want it to expand.
  20. 22:01 - Hazel: Its a personal group, isn't it?
  21. 22:01 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but why would some stranger that i do not know want to have control of my little home
  22. 22:01 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: its a bit hawkward, to say the least
  23. 22:01 - Hazel: Maybe you don't live there anymore?
  24. 22:01 - Hazel: Or
  25. 22:01 - Hazel: Not question mark.
  26. 22:02 - Hazel: You see that Epic history battle thing?
  27. 22:02 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: which and where
  28. 22:02 - Hazel: On youtube, you into rap?
  29. 22:02 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: not much
  30. 22:03 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: though, i still dont know you you are, and why and how etc.
  31. 22:05 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: its of utmost importance to know who and what and where, before i can consider making deals
  32. 22:06 - Hazel: I don't believe there is a deal to be made.
  33. 22:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i mean, you could be like, a lulzsec member or so
  34. 22:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: trying to troll me and trying to gain control over mah steamies
  35. 22:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ./coolface.png
  36. 22:07 - Hazel: Yeah, I want control over your group.
  37. 22:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: BUT WHY ?
  38. 22:09 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: WHAT WOULD ANYONE HAVE FOR SOME KINDA INTEREST IN A PRIVATE GROUP CONTAINING NOTHING BUT PRIVATE THINGS INCLUDING LINX TO OUR FURRY PR0N ARCHIVE HOSTED ON OUR PRIVATE WEBZ
  39. 22:10 - Hazel: I did not know that.
  40. 22:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: lol
  41. 22:10 - Hazel: I don't think I wanted to know that either.
  42. 22:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ./truestory.png
  43. 22:10 - Hazel: But it makes me want the group more.
  44. 22:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: thought so :3
  45. 22:11 - Hazel: What do you want for it?
  46. ==========================================================
  47. second logpart
  48.  
  49.  
  50.  
  51. 22:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: lemme see...
  52. 22:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: first off, i want to know who you are, preferrably how you got to find me, and what your intentions are with my (potential to be taken over) group
  53. 22:14 - Hazel: Well,
  54. 22:14 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i mean, i also would not hand my cellular to some stranger in le subway and wish him a good day with it
  55. 22:14 - Hazel: Do I have to answer that question if I want control of the group?
  56. 22:15 - Hazel: I found you browsing.
  57. 22:15 - Hazel: I also plan to just own the group, and have you as the only officer unless you have someone else you want promoted.
  58. Hazel is now Offline.
  59. Hazel is now Online.
  60. 22:22 - Hazel: I like suger, and I like tea,
  61. Hazel is now Offline.
  62. Hazel is now Online.
  63. 22:29 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: hmm
  64. 22:29 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: sorry for the afkness, but i had to do laundry
  65. 22:30 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: hmmm
  66. 22:31 - Hazel: Hmm
  67. 22:37 - Hazel: And I'm broke, no joke
  68. 22:37 - Hazel: I dont have a nickel for a coke
  69. 22:39 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: so am i
  70. 22:40 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i spent my last pennies on the indie bundle
  71. 22:40 - Hazel: Well, maybe a nigga could help a brotha out?
  72. 22:41 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: how ?
  73. 22:41 - Hazel: Give me the group, and I will give you
  74. 22:41 - Hazel: Let me think
  75. 22:44 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but what is your intent with it
  76. 22:44 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ?
  77. 22:44 - Hazel: I want an old ass group
  78. 22:45 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but why ?
  79. 22:45 - Hazel: Because Its a think I been wanting to do
  80. 22:46 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: :3
  81. 22:46 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: well, but you dont even know me o_o
  82. 22:46 - Hazel: Well I dont have to know you to own your group do I? Hell, we could have ourselves a nice little group.
  83. 22:46 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but i know all of my members
  84. 22:47 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: we are all members of the same irc network (mostly)
  85. 22:47 - Hazel: Well it would be cool for me to get to know em all too
  86. 22:47 - Hazel: Win win brotha
  87. 22:47 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: do you knwo how to control irc ?
  88. 22:48 - Hazel: Hell yeah
  89. 22:48 - Hazel: When you teach me I will
  90. 22:48 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: lol
  91. 22:52 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: well, it is partially a prerequisite, before i consider making people an admin, seeing that our group is the official representative of our irc channels
  92. 22:52 - Hazel: Yeah
  93. 22:52 - Hazel: PARIALLY.
  94. 22:52 - Hazel: PARTIALLY*
  95. ============================================================
  96. part 3 of el lulz logs with el steamtroller
  97.  
  98. 22:57 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: its not hard to get onto irc though
  99. 22:57 - Hazel: Yeah?
  100. 22:57 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: just goto xchat.org and download the mac client
  101. 22:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: etc.
  102. 22:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: or sudo apt-get install xchat-gtk
  103. 22:58 - Hazel: Yeah
  104. 22:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i mean, i dont use windows, as windows is so full of viruses
  105. 22:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i've been using a Mac since i was 2 yrs old or so
  106. 22:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: back when we still had these old loving 68k machines
  107. 23:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i used one of them with Debian up to a few years ago
  108. 23:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: then i replaced it with my G5
  109. 23:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: as a webserver
  110. 23:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ^_^
  111. 23:01 - Hazel: Nice
  112. 23:01 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: yeah, i love apple
  113. 23:01 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i just dont like the iphone
  114. 23:03 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i had too much trouble getting FLAC's and OGG files to work, and i did'nt feel like converting them all again, so i sold it, and bought a HTC Dream/G1
  115. 23:03 - Hazel: Right on
  116. 23:05 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: yeah
  117. 23:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but, tell me about you
  118. 23:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: do you have a mac ?
  119. 23:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: :3
  120. 23:06 - Hazel: I got Windows
  121. 23:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: awwwwwww
  122. 23:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: vista ?
  123. 23:07 - Hazel: Xp
  124. 23:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: even older
  125. 23:07 - Hazel: Yup
  126. 23:07 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: (like farnsworth says after falling in the fountain of elderlyness)
  127. 23:08 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i dont get how microsoft keeeps supporting a 10 year old OS though
  128. 23:08 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: we ditched PPC way back already
  129. 23:09 - Hazel: Yeah
  130. 23:12 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: my PPC G5 runs great as a webserver though
  131. 23:12 - Hazel: That's good
  132. 23:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: dont you have a webserver or so ?
  133. 23:13 - Hazel: Nope
  134. 23:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: bawwww
  135. 23:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: how did you get the name hazel btw ?
  136. 23:13 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: it sounds kinda furry
  137. 23:14 - Hazel: Name of my friends dog
  138. 23:14 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: cute
  139. 23:14 - Hazel: Yup
  140. 23:14 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: cute
  141. 23:14 - Hazel: Yup
  142. 23:15 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: my name comes from a latin book
  143. 23:15 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: s/book/emperor/
  144. 23:15 - Hazel: Well right on
  145. 23:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ^-^
  146. 23:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but enough about me and my egotripping
  147. 23:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: tell me more about you
  148. 23:16 - Hazel: I am not good at talking about myself.
  149. 23:17 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: well, try to :3
  150. 23:19 - Hazel: I'm American, Male 6'3 blonde blue eyes white skinned with a slight tan I wear a size 12 1/2 shoe and  I plan on joining the military as an N.C.O.
  151. 23:20 - Claudy / DJ Bunni nodnoddles
  152. Hazel is now Away.
  153. 23:39 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: thats some big feet :3
  154. Hazel is now Online.
  155. 23:41 - Hazel: Yup
  156. 23:41 - Claudy / DJ Bunni is about 1,80 metres, wearing size 42 shoes, being european in most ways, from the terrible friendly country of germania
  157. 23:41 - Hazel: oh man
  158. 23:42 - Hazel: Expensive items in Germany
  159. 23:42 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: next to that weedsmokers stamp my grandfather helped to take over
  160. 23:42 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: der niederlände
  161. 23:42 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: yeah, but germania is pretty fine though
  162. 23:42 - Hazel: Right on
  163. 23:43 - Hazel: brb
  164. 23:43 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: most germans arent too shy of saying scheiße
  165. 23:44 - Hazel: Yeah
  166. 23:46 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: though, most men here are a bit annoying
  167. 23:46 - Hazel: How so?
  168. 23:47 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: they just are
  169. 23:47 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: they keep having that typical cold and businesslike mentality, and they generally dont seem to interested in a good loving relationship
  170. 23:47 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: mostly they are kinda like living refrigerators
  171. 23:48 - Hazel: Yeah?
  172. 23:48 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: like, all cold to the touch, with the only heat escaping being the warm gases from their farts
  173. 23:48 - Hazel: haha
  174. 23:48 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: dutch boys are more fun ^_^
  175. 23:48 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: they seem so wise, kinda like walking encyclopedias
  176. 23:49 - Hazel: hmm
  177. 23:50 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: ich liebe der holländischer jungens-bratwurst
  178. 23:50 - Hazel: What?
  179. 23:50 - Hazel: You love the
  180. 23:50 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: oh sorry, ^^ wrong window
  181. 23:51 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i love the dutch boys bratwurst
  182. 23:51 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: basically ^_^
  183. 23:51 - Hazel: god huh?
  184. 23:51 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: god ?
  185. 23:51 - Hazel: good*
  186. 23:51 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: sometimes
  187. 23:52 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but you're a boy, so you prolly wont be able to judge fairly over your own product :3
  188. 23:52 - Hazel: What?
  189. 23:53 - Hazel: And that makes you a girl?
  190. 23:53 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: no
  191. 23:53 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: but my birth certificate does
  192. 23:54 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: at least its not forged like the one of your president
  193. 23:54 - Hazel: Why?
  194. 23:54 - Hazel: Yeah
  195. 23:54 - Hazel: How do you get away with that?
  196. 23:54 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: having friends in high places
  197. 23:54 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: etc.
  198. 23:56 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: you can forge anything with some money and the right friends
  199. 23:56 - Hazel: Why would you want it to say female?
  200. 23:57 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: because i was born like that ?
  201. 23:58 - Hazel: I thought you said you were a guy
  202. 23:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: well duh, what else do you do on the internet
  203. 23:58 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: otherwise the first thing they ask is pics
  204. 23:59 - Hazel: The jackasses
  205. 23:59 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: idd
  206. donderdag 28 juli 2011
  207. 0:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: its fun though ^_^
  208. 0:00 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: berlin is a great city to pretending to be a boy
  209. 0:01 - Hazel: Why would you pretend to be a guy?
  210. 0:01 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: because that way its easier to out at night
  211. 0:02 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: living in kreuzberg is'nt everything :|
  212. 0:02 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: especially at night
  213. 0:02 - Hazel: Yeah why?
  214. 0:03 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: because, its one of the lesser districts of berlin
  215. 0:04 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: enough stories going around about rape, robbery etc. late at night
  216. 0:04 - Hazel: Thats not good
  217. 0:04 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: no, i know
  218. 0:05 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: a childhood friend got molested a few blocks away a while ago
  219. 0:05 - Hazel: Thats bullshit
  220. 0:05 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: well, it happens
  221. 0:05 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: they never get the suspects though
  222. 0:06 - Hazel: Sometimes you gotta do things yourself.
  223. 0:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: guess its part of living in a big city
  224. 0:06 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: though, at least theres always fresh and strange fruit available on the market
  225. Hazel is now Offline.
  226. Hazel is now Online.
  227. 0:08 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: which is one of the pro's of living in an ethnic district
  228. 0:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: i wish i could move to another district of berlin, or somewhere out into the green fields, far away from the hassle of a big city
  229. 0:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: though i prolly wont be able to get a job
  230. 0:10 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: the former DDR still suffers from the mismanagement of an economical isolation
  231. 0:11 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: my dad used to work close to the former border
  232. 0:11 - Hazel: Im proud to be in America
  233. 0:11 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: they do teach about the berlin wall voerseas do they ?
  234. 0:11 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: overseas*
  235. 0:12 - Hazel: Heard of it.
  236. 0:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: it was quite terrible
  237. 0:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: though i only saw it as a little child
  238. 0:16 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: and i vaguely remember the masses of people flowing over the border and reunite
  239. 0:17 - Claudy / DJ Bunni: shortly after wards the Soviet Union collapsed
  240. 0:17 - Hazel: Ahh yeah
  241. Hazel is now Offline.

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